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It's good for women.

  • 03-12-2009 2:51am
    #1
    mise_me_fein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 668 ✭✭✭


    Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

    Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

    Any thoughts?

    http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm


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  • #2
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years,
    Huh ? They just approach randomers on the street and go...hmmmm yes BJ lips present, you look like a swallower. Would you like to be in a study ???


    Apart from that: are you telling me i can now legitimately tell women that swallowing my semen twice a week will reduce their risk of breast cancer by 40% ? Its good for you love, honest I don't really wan to but its for you.... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


    Note i tried to put 611 smiley faces but apparently only 15 images are allowed. anyhow you get the point. opinion guy is pleased


  • #3
    cloneslad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    I will tell my girlfriend about this study........but I doubt she'll swallow it

    /leaves quietly


  • #4
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Oh wow I've never seen this at all ever

    And the site is definatley CNN, not some other site, even though the URL says it isn't

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #5
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Y'know, sometimes it just feels good to know you've improved the life of many wimminz.


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »
    Y'know, sometimes it just feels good to know you've improved the life of many wimminz.

    Are you Gok Whan?


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  • #7
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Are you Gok Whan?

    All I'll say is tulip skirts are SO in this season, honey. :p


  • #8
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    I work in Centra.

    Just wanted to try it out


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »
    All I'll say is tulip skirts are SO in this season, honey. :p


    In polka dots or pin stripes? Bear in mind that I'm a size 14 with big bangers & an hour glass figure...


  • #10
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    In polka dots or pin stripes? Bear in mind that I'm a size 14 with big bangers & an hour glass figure...

    Pin str...

    *looks at tits*

    ...

    Uh oh :o


  • #11
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »
    Pin str...

    *looks at tits*

    ...

    Uh oh :o

    How very dare you look at my lovely big bangers in their pushed up glory & tulip dress. How very dare you. Tut.


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  • #12
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    Moved to: Ladies Lounge


  • #13
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    They'll just ask you to **** in a cup of tea.

    If you really care that is.


  • #14
    FruitLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    mise_me_fein wrote: »
    Any thoughts?

    I'm conducting my own independent tests for confirmation.

    For science!


  • #15
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    mise_me_fein wrote: »
    Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

    Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

    Any thoughts?

    http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm


    this clap trap again?


  • #16
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    They'll just ask you to **** in a cup of tea.

    Fapuccino?


  • #17
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    this clap trap again?

    This claptrap would appear to be a serious scientific study of 15,000 women.
    Your studies suggest otherwise?


  • #18
    az2wp0sye65487
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    opinion guy wrote: »
    Huh ? They just approach randomers on the street and go...hmmmm yes BJ lips present, you look like a swallower. Would you like to be in a study ???


    Apart from that: are you telling me i can now legitimately tell women that swallowing my semen twice a week will reduce their risk of breast cancer by 40% ? Its good for you love, honest I don't really wan to but its for you.... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


    Note i tried to put 611 smiley faces but apparently only 15 images are allowed. anyhow you get the point. opinion guy is pleased

    I tried to stifle a laugh in the office after reading this and snotted on myself!


  • #19
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    wudangclan wrote: »
    This claptrap would appear to be a serious scientific study of 15,000 women.
    Your studies suggest otherwise?
    Try looking this up on snopes. It's a regular one. Amazing people believe it. Health benefits? Well it does have a high concentration of zinc, so if a woman was lacking in that in her diet yep. Though "how's your zinc levels" is not such a good chat up line. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #20
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    this clap trap again?

    It's supposed to prevent breast cancer, not STDs.


  • #21
    Porkpie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    This conclusion just flies in the face of previous findings.


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  • #22
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Try looking this up on snopes. It's a regular one. Amazing people believe it. Health benefits? Well it does have a high concentration of zinc, so if a woman was lacking in that in her diet yep. Though "how's your zinc levels" is not such a good chat up line. :D

    It would seem I have been punk'd.


  • #23
    Knightfall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭Knightfall


    I wish I was young enough to get some naieve young ladies, over 18 of course, to believe this!!! :D


  • #24
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Health benefits? Well it does have a high concentration of zinc, so if a woman was lacking in that in her diet yep. Though "how's your zinc levels" is not such a good chat up line. :D

    For added effect you could ask her to show you her nails of course :pac:


  • #25
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,788 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    this clap trap again?

    Fantastic pun, intentional or otherwise.


  • #26
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bitchgate mark 2 avoided by eagle eyed moderator who has drunk too much coffee.

    OP This one has been done to death in here before I was ever a member. And then a few more times after that again.


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