THERE'S WATER IN MY EAR !!!

robbie_998

How the hell do i get it out ??

its driving me insane !!! :mad::mad::mad:

My name is URL

Hoover it out

mukki

instant relief...

ear facing ground,
palm about 2inches under head,
move head downwards sideways to hit your palm repeat until it drains

feylya

Stick some rice in there. Soak it right up.

TheZohanS

Turn your head sideways and wait for 2min. It will come out.

Whosbetter?

Shotgun.

blubloblu

Light a slow burning fire.

pro-tip: stop doing handstands while fapping..

SoWatchaWant

Put water in the other ear

itsallaboutme!!

i find giving my head a good shake from side to side helps when that happens to me. can make you a bit dizzy though!!!!!!!!!

jumpguy

Go into a vacuum chamber, that'll suck it all out!

Muhahaha...

Mint Sauce

join a couple of bendy straws together and suck

GLaDOS

Shake your head very quickly from side to side

smk89

Move out of Cork and onto a hill.

Then water will never bother you again

brummytom

Light a match, stick it in.

Evapourates the water. Common sense isn't it

robbie_998

ahh relief at last

its gone thanks to your suggestions but where its gone is another question :pac::pac::pac:

Cheers

Capt'n Midnight

There is supposed to be water in your ear , about 80% !

The dreaded 'more information than you need'

Percentage of water making up tissues, organs, fluids and bone in the human body: Brain 75%, Heart 75%, Lungs 86%, Muscle 75%, Liver 85%, Kidney 83%, Bone 22%, Blood 83%, Saliva 95%,

OutlawPete

robbie_998 wrote: »

ahh relief at last

its gone thanks to your suggestions but where its gone is another question :pac::pac::pac:

Cheers

I called an ambulance for your house .. doh!!

Just tell them sorry for me

robbie_998

OutlawPete wrote: »

I called an ambulance for your house .. doh!!

Just tell them sorry for me

i'll send the bill to you anyway

funny the gardi were only here yesterday too.

someone tried to break into my neighbors house and well....you know the rest :cool:

Daemos

I lol'd because you apparently thought, "Ah cr4p, I have water in my ear, what do I do to get rid of it? I know: After Hours"

:pac:

And before you ask, yes, I am stalking you...

robbie_998

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I lol'd because you apparently thought, "Ah cr4p, I have water in my ear, what do I do to get rid of it? I know: After Hours"

:pac:

And before you ask, yes, I am stalking you...

durty :pac:

ahwell... adverts support couldn't help this one

TheZohanS

Should have posted in Personal Issues...

partyatmygaff

brummytom wrote: »

Light a match, stick it in.

Evapourates the water. Common sense isn't it

Its what common sense turns into after you poke your brain with lit matches.
:pac:

robbie_998

TheZohan wrote: »

Should have posted in Personal Issues...

The response time in here was very fast and it worked this time

Pompey Magnus

robbie_998 wrote: »

someone tried to break into my neighbors house and well....you know the rest :cool:

I don't

robbie_998

Charco wrote: »

I don't

he got taken away in the back of a white ford mondao with a big green stripe and blue flashy lights

Pompey Magnus

robbie_998 wrote: »

he got taken away in the back of a white ford mondao with a big green stripe and blue flashy lights

Thanks for filling me in. Let the thread proceed...

Voltex

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

The dreaded 'more information than you need'

Saliva 95%,

OK..Im picking this one..cause Id really like to know what the other 5 % is?...but Iv a feeling its gonna really minging!

Ruu_Old

Join a club or go travelling.

Voltex

Is having a blocked ear the most frustrating "it doesnt hurt" ailment known to man?

( except for dry crusty snots stuck to nasal hair)

IvySlayer

Whatever side the water is on, cock your head towards the ground and jumo on the spot 3 times, foolproof method.

Capt'n Midnight

IvySlayer wrote: »

cock towards the ground and jumo on the spot 3 times, foolproof method.

jumo :eek:
isn't that illegal

Super-Rush

Which suggestion worked???

opinion guy

Voltex wrote: »

Is having a blocked ear the most frustrating "it doesnt hurt" ailment known to man?

( except for dry crusty snots stuck to nasal hair)

No no no. That 'I feel like I really need to pee even thou I just did and there's nothing left to pee' feeling is WAY worse

Degag

opinion guy wrote: »

No no no. That 'I feel like I really need to pee even thou I just did and there's nothing left to pee' feeling is WAY worse

What about the "I feel like a shag but there's nothing here to shag feeling?"

I get that feeling alot:(

robbie_998

super-rush wrote: »

Which suggestion worked???

Zohan's one worked ... i just dont know where the water went though