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The curse of Gillette

  • 02-12-2009 4:59pm
    #1
    Malari
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭


    First Thierry Henry's handball...then Tiger Woods' "transgressions"...

    Anyone else wondering when Roger Federer will slip up? :eek:

    Or is he just too goddam boring?


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  • #2
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Fed has already been caught with a ladyboy -

    http://www.tennisreporters.net/tr_net_photos_art/federer_mauresmo_wb_06_400.jpg


  • #3
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,605 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    I thought this was going to be to do with shaving related accidents.

    Sport? Boo urns!


  • #4
    Lord Trollington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭Lord Trollington


    o1s1n wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be to do with shaving related accidents.

    Sport? Boo urns!

    Youtube is that way
    >


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Isn't Roger Federer a crystal meth fiend?

    Or was that Andre Agassi?


  • #6
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Malari wrote: »
    Anyone else wondering when Roger Federer will slip up? :eek:

    Or is he just too goddam boring?
    Roger's already slipped up Malari. He's commited a crime so heinous it would make you open your mouth in an expression of pure horror.

    Roger Federer you are hereby declared guilty for commiting crimes against good taste as well as fashion.

    NSFW:
    http://allineedisapicketfence.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/article-1194564-056d139e000005dc-769_468x456.jpg
    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44791000/jpg/_44791524_fed_216.jpg


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  • #7
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Isn't Roger Federer a crystal meth fiend?

    Thats the most unlikely sentence in the world. Unless by crystal meth, you mean a cup of tea and a nice crossword puzzle....


  • #8
    Sheepy99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭Sheepy99


    it really is a curse. *dun dun , duuuuun*


  • #9
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,605 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    whycliff wrote: »
    Youtube is that way
    >

    Sports Cat is that way


    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^
    ^

    (That would be me pointing up) :pac:


  • #10
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    I dunno....they might be able to turn it around if they hire a few tabloid writers...

    "Want to have a close shave ? Choose Gillette and Tiger Woods"


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Thats the most unlikely sentence in the world. Unless by crystal meth, you mean a cup of tea and a nice crossword puzzle....

    I do get those two confused alright.

    Perhaps I need to go get Auntie Maureen from Rehab then?


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  • #12
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Not forgetting this...


  • #13
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Malari wrote: »
    First Thierry Henry's handball...then Tiger Woods' "transgressions"...

    Anyone else wondering when Roger Federer will slip up? :eek:

    Gillette is actually the African God of fuck ups.
    So Federer should be safe.


  • #14
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985




    serena williams will shove her balls down his throat....


  • #15
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Isn't Roger Federer a crystal meth fiend?

    Or was that Andre Agassi?

    That was Agassi I believe

    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    I dunno....they might be able to turn it around if they hire a few tabloid writers...

    "Want to have a close shave ? Choose Gillette and Tiger Woods"

    Maybe Wood's recent facial injuries were shaving cuts ??:D


  • #16
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    Isn't he Swiss? He probably voted to ban minaretes because is an Islamophobe and a racist. He probably has loads of Jew gold from holocaust victims too.


  • #17
    BLITZ_Molloy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,947 ✭✭✭BLITZ_Molloy


    Seen the new Tiger Woods Gilette ad? He just walks on camera and says "Phew! That was a close shave."


  • #18
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Roger Federer = Swiss
    Sepp Blatter = Swiss

    The circle is complete.


  • #19
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    o1s1n wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be to do with shaving related accidents.

    I was thinking more along the lines of the way every a couple of years they bring out a new (more expensive) line of blades and then the quality of their existing blades drops off forcing one to "upgrade"


  • #20
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Gillette curse ..nothin in this,,,release all knickers from twist.....

    Henry....hey just handball...insticctive like ! get over it !!

    Tigger...well just natural innit ? Sink the bell as required ...hmm.?

    Federer .nah ! nothin happenin there ...prob flitterin the bell orf himself..

    Of far more seriousnesss - Gillette shaving gel ..isnt it the nost foul useless peice of **** pedaled by any trans national ??


    Fcukin rubbish...we should do something ...


  • #21
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    This is the earliest I've seen Liverpool been written off in the premiership tbh.


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  • #22
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    Gillette curse ..nothin in this,,,release all knickers from twist.....

    Henry....hey just handball...insticctive like ! get over it !!

    Tigger...well just natural innit ? Sink the bell as required ...hmm.?

    Federer .nah ! nothin happenin there ...prob flitterin the bell orf himself..

    Of far more seriousnesss - Gillette shaving gel ..isnt it the nost foul useless peice of **** pedaled by any trans national ??


    Fcukin rubbish...we should do something ...

    U wot?


  • #23
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    staker wrote: »
    This is the earliest I've seen Liverpool been written off in the premiership tbh.

    Interestin post ..pal what does it mean ?


  • #24
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    M5 wrote: »
    U wot?

    Eh ? spit it out ..pal


  • #25
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    The Curse of Gillette????

    Yeah poor Gillette, poor old multi-million profit-making global corporation. Poor guys can't catch a break :rolleyes:


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What's the difference between Thiery Henry & Tiger Woods?

    Henry got caught handling a ball, whilst Woods got caught having his balls handled.

    Boom boom!


  • #27
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    o1s1n wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be to do with shaving related accidents.

    Boo urns!

    Razor boo urns.


  • #28
    higgo1888
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭higgo1888


    he's swiss, there too boring to get up to any mischief!!!


  • #29
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Damn these cheaters!!


  • #30
    joeybloggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭joeybloggs


    Actually, Federer has an excellent backhand, Likes to lob to the back and dosn't just keep his balls in his pockets...

    All will become clear if you select the First LInk of the google search Federer & Controversy

    http://www.google.ie/search?q=federer+controversy&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a


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  • #31
    Killaqueen!!!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭Killaqueen!!!


    joeybloggs wrote: »
    Actually, Federer has an excellent backhand, Likes to lob to the back and dosn't just keep his balls in his pockets...

    All will become clear if you select the First LInk of the google search Federer & Controversy

    http://www.google.ie/search?q=federer+controversy&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

    WTF?


  • #32
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    The Saint wrote: »
    Isn't he Swiss? He probably voted to ban minaretes because is an Islamophobe and a racist. He probably has loads of Jew gold from holocaust victims too.

    Andrew Maxwell just made this joke on the Panel (that he is responsible for the Minarets). Have we someone lurking and stealing jokes?


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