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Large Hadron Collider - OFFLINE AGAIN!

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  • 02-12-2009 1:20pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭


    attached are the bits that erm....melted.

    Exclusive The Large Hadron Collider - most puissant particle-punisher ever assembled by the human race - has suffered another major power failure, knocking not only the atomsmasher itself but even its associated websites offline. The machine remains unserviceable at present. However its crucial cryogenics seem to have been unaffected, and no catastrophic damage is thought to have occurred.


    News of the outage emerged when keen amateur LHC-watchers (at independent site the LHC Portal) noticed that most of CERN's web presence related to the Collider had disappeared. Presently much of it returned, and with it came an official account of events released by control-room staff.

    It appears that a failure occurred at 01:23 Swiss time this morning in an 18,000-volt power line at the Meyrin site above the mighty collider's subterranean circuit. This caused a power cut across the site, shutting down the main computer centre among other things and causing an abrupt cessation of operations.

    However according to CERN controllers and the publicly-viewable web readouts (now back online) the LHC's magnets stayed chilled down to their operating temperature, just 1.9 degrees above absolute zero - colder than deep space. This is critical, as re-chilling the magnets had they warmed beyond a certain point would have been a lengthy and involved process.

    "Diesels cut in OK" noted the controllers, adding that the Meyrin site is now drawing limited grid power from an alternative connection via the Prevessin site. The boffins don't anticipate resuming operations until at least 12:00 local time today. They later supplied the pic above of the faulty high-voltage component believed to have caused the problem.

    The exact cause of the fault remains to be established, though in a machine so complex a lot of routine teething troubles are to be expected. However, with interest in the LHC so intense, colourful speculation is to be anticipated.

    "Maybe it was a birdy bread-bomber from the future," jokes Chris Stephens of the LHC Portal - referring to the well-known wingnut theory that that the mere possibility of the LHC unmasking certain phenomena engenders forces which act backwards through time to sabotage it before this can happen.

    We ourselves find it hard not to suspect the involvement of some pan-dimensional police force, seeking to prevent humanity acquiring parallel-universe portal capability before we're ready to use it responsibly. ®

    //www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/02/lhc_power_failure_again/


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    It's back online :)

    http://twitter.com/cern/

    I wonder what caused the power cut? Hopefully they can at least stay online for a couple of months without any hiccups now, they need it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Azelfafage


    The only machine that worked at first test was the stereo LP vinyl record.

    After they designed the Stereo vinyl LP in the 1950s the engineers were astonished that it worked perfectly first time.

    Rarely happens.

    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Azelfafage, stay on-topic, your word associations aren't relevant to this thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Azelfafage


    r3nu4l wrote: »
    Azelfafage, stay on-topic, your word associations aren't relevant to this thread.

    I am an engineer.

    Nothing worth building works first time.

    .


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Don't post in this thread again unless it's to talk about the LHC


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Thanks for that tidbit Azelfafage, loved it!


    Hope these CERN boys have some luck come there way, can't be easy with the world watching and waiting for them to feck it up.


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