Do You Trim?

Big Nasty

Another recently started thread in relation to 'man hair' has prompted this post. By now us blokes are used to wimmin trimmin and I would go as far as to say that I find it offensive if a she doesn't. If the lady's are prepared to put this effort in for men shouldn't we do the same?

Well do ya? (I do!)

MagicMarker

Just the back and sides.

Yeah I do, it's the cheapest way to get rid of crabs.

Jaeger 90

Only pedo's like bald fannys

Pighead

Pighead's hairier than a locker room full of East German female weight lifters. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's what makes women want us. It's what keeps us warm during those cold winter nights. Any man who shaves off their body hair just go the whole hog and change their name to Alice and start wearing blouses and skirts.

R0ot

Recently i've tried the trimmed look. The OH likes it so I think i'll keep to it :pac:

*fcuking cold though

Dean820

Where exactly are you referring to? The head or the private areas?

FearDark

Strimmers does the trick for me.

Michellenman

trim ftw.

ScumLord

I shaved my beard off last week and I've regretted it ever since, tis fierce cowld so tis.

Pighead

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's hairier than a locker room full of East German female weight lifters. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's what makes women want us. It's what keeps us warm during those cold winter nights. Any man who shaves off their body hair just go the whole hog and change their name to Alice and start wearing blouses and skirts.

Hi Alice :pac:

Big Nasty

Dean820 wrote: »

Where exactly are you referring to? The head or the private areas?

Nether!

Fago!

Pedo's don't only like bald fannys ya louse, loadsa men do.

I'll let you in on a secret Jaeger 90, adults can have baldy gee's too. You'll know when you get to puberty.

Hooray for bald fannys.

Bitta hair ain't bad though.

On topic, no I don't but think I will soon. Would it not be mad itchy though?

R0ot

Fago_25 wrote: »

Would it not be mad itchy though?

About 2 days worth. Use moisturiser.

Big Nasty

Fago_25 wrote: »

Pedo's don't only like bald fannys ya louse, loadsa men do.

I'll let you in on a secret Jaeger 90, adults can have baldy gee's too. You'll know when you get to puberty.

Hooray for bald fannys.

Bitta hair ain't bad though.

On topic, no I don't but think I will soon. Would it not be mad itchy though?

Coupla days the first time:p

Pighead

rarnes1 wrote: »

Hi Alice :pac:

Pighead's no Alice, rarnes. If you seen him walking down the street and bundled him into a blacked out van and proceeded to knock him out before taking all his clothes off, you would be left in absolutely no doubt that the human being in front of you posesses 100% raw masculinity. You'd probably say something like "Fcuking hell, Pighead's hairier than a 1980's soft rock band's tourbus". You'd also probably comment on the impressive length and girth of his todger but you'd say it quietly in case your getaway driver heard you and questioned your sexuality.

dr.bollocko

R0ot wrote: »

About 2 days worth. Use moisturiser.

Just like my porn collection.

R0ot

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Just like my porn collection.

That's a pretty small porn collection so.

Herbal Deity

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's hairier than a locker room full of East German female weight lifters. Men are supposed to be hairy. It's what makes women want us. It's what keeps us warm during those cold winter nights. Any man who shaves off their body hair just go the whole hog and change their name to Alice and start wearing blouses and skirts.

Pighead wrote: »

whole hog

Pighead wrote: »

hog

lol Pighead i see what you did there

dr.bollocko

R0ot wrote: »

That's a pretty small porn collection so.

I watch 8 screens simultaneously. It's a bit like moderating only it's occasionally rewarding.

R0ot

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I watch 8 screens simultaneously. It's a bit like moderating only it's occasionally rewarding.

So nothing like moderating then? How you get around the cleaning of all 8 screens simultaneously, that's the one thing that stops me using more than 2.

dr.bollocko

R0ot wrote: »

So nothing like moderating then? How you get around the cleaning of all 8 screens simultaneously, that's the one thing that stops me using more than 2.

4 women.

Fago!

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Coupla days the first time:p

R0ot wrote: »

About 2 days worth. Use moisturiser.

Nice one. Might do it. Is it worth the effort?

sKepTics_George

I tried it once, nearly castrated myself, but now i got the hang of it,
I often do it now,
May i pose the question of "does it look bigger when trimmed"
I think yes
Trim FTW,

Pighead

[QUOTE=HerbalDeity;63291858] lol Pighead i see what you did there[/QUOTE]
Ditto.

Balls Pighead's made an absolute haims of this and hasn't a clue how to fix it. And if that wasn't bad enough he's pretty sure he's spelt haims wrong. And as well as that is "spelt2 the right word to use there or should it be spelled? Disaster of a post in fairness. Hopefully the mods will delete it.

brummytom

No I don't, I'm hairy as Susan Boyle down there.

R0ot

dr.bollocko wrote: »

4 women.

Mormon?

Fago_25 wrote: »

Nice one. Might do it. Is it worth the effort?

It's tidier but a little chilly at times but yeah i'd say so.

DazMarz

Don't shave, but keep it kinda neat and trimmed back.

Big Nasty

Fago_25 wrote: »

Nice one. Might do it. Is it worth the effort?

Put it like this - if your lady had a big hairy one or a trimmed one which would make you more inclined to go south?

dr.bollocko

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Put it like this - if your lady had a big hairy one or a trimmed one which would make you more inclined to go south?

You mean there's a compass down there under the hair?
I'd go west. Love the pet shop boys.

Big Nasty

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You mean there's a compass down there under the hair?
I'd go west. Love the pet shop boys.

I think you'll find they were more fond of the back passage!

Sanjuro

Fago_25 wrote: »

Pedo's don't only like bald fannys ya louse, loadsa men do.

I'll let you in on a secret Jaeger 90, adults can have baldy gee's too. You'll know when you get to puberty.

Hooray for bald fannys.

Bitta hair ain't bad though.

On topic, no I don't but think I will soon. Would it not be mad itchy though?

Classiest post of the day!

But yes. I do take a clippers to the knackers.

bertie4evr

Once or twice.Never completely though.

TheZohanS

Reminds me of the time I convinced my ex to have a Brazilian...popped into Boots and picked up some wax. I told her I'd do the waxing. A couple of bottles of wine later I got to work.

It turned out the was was the hot wax variety. Into the microwave for 2 min and away you go. Unfortunately we were too hammered to read the instructions and I just put the stuff straight on....stuck the poor girl to towels, sheets...everything!

Then came the fun part, taking it off...damn the screams of the poor girl!

She wasn't happy.

Big Nasty

TheZohan wrote: »

Reminds me of the time I convinced my ex to have a Brazilian...popped into Boots and picked up some wax. I told her I'd do the waxing. A couple of bottles of wine later I got to work.

It turned out the was was the hot wax variety. Into the microwave for 2 min and away you go. Unfortunately we were too hammered to read the instructions and I just put the stuff straight on....stuck the poor girl to towels, sheets...everything!

Then came the fun part, taking it off...damn the screams of the poor girl!

She wasn't happy.

Brilliant!

Daroxtar

Thought this thread was something to do with Meath. Obviously not

ColaBeDamned

Note that dr.bollocko has failed to answer the OP's question. All of Eyre Square will know the answer soon enough

Horsefumbler

mach3 or electrical device?

tony1kenobi

TheZohan wrote: »

Reminds me of the time I convinced my ex to have a Brazilian...popped into Boots and picked up some wax. I told her I'd do the waxing. A couple of bottles of wine later I got to work.

It turned out the was was the hot wax variety. Into the microwave for 2 min and away you go. Unfortunately we were too hammered to read the instructions and I just put the stuff straight on....stuck the poor girl to towels, sheets...everything!

Then came the fun part, taking it off...damn the screams of the poor girl!

She wasn't happy.

I usually drop about 600 quid for that kind of action.Is your bird looking for work?

Slidey

Once.

Never, and I mean NEVER, again.

Chicken Run

I use Mr Chicken Run's beard trimmer to keep things tidy down there...
(don't always clean it either)

LD 50

Does he know, so that at least he can clean it before, and after he's done?

Notorious

I started using an afro comb on mine recently. Damn do I look good!

starbelgrade

Notorious wrote: »

I started using an afro comb on mine recently. Damn do I look good!

Mine are platted into dreads - much lower maintenance, don't even have to wash them.

orourkeda

What if you get a shaving cut on your Henry Hickey

starbelgrade

orourkeda wrote: »

What if you get a shaving cut on your Henry Hickey

Keep personal names out of it - this is the internet.

Abi

orourkeda wrote: »

What if you get a shaving cut on your Henry Hickey

A cut off mickey?

A dead?


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rohatch

FFS I am getting old. Whats happening to us men. When I grew up in the 70's men were men, and the wimmins were hairy.

Fcuk I'm old

starbelgrade

rohatch wrote: »

FFS I am getting old. Whats happening to us men. When I grew up in the 70's men were men, and the wimmins were hairy.

Fcuk I'm old

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