Trimethylaminuria. You smell like fish :x

AckwelFoley

Trimethylaminuria (TMAU), also known as fish odor syndrome or fish malodor syndrome, is a rare metabolic disorder that causes a defect in the normal production of the enzyme Flavin containing monooxygenase

When FMO3 is not working correctly or if not enough enzyme is produced, the body loses the ability to properly break down trimethylamine

Trimethylamine then builds up and is released in the person's sweat, urine, and breath, giving off a strong fishy odor or strong body odor

Have you ever met anyone with this?! I cant imagine how awkward it would be to meet people and make friends. I suppose its kind of like having red hair.

Have you ever met someone who reeked?

If Cheryl Cole had it (or who ever "does it" for you), would you still be able to ball into her? Or would the smell be too much? Mind you im sure there is a sweet hint of "parfum des poissons" from her as it is

IvySlayer

Oh god.

2 pages of fish puns

I hate smelly people.

GLaDOS

The principal in my primary school used to always stink of fish... wonder if it was because of this

thee glitz

Trimethylaminuria

Not to be confused with Trimethylabia.

jumpguy

thee glitz wrote: »

Not to be confused with Trimethylabia.

Not to be confused with tri methyl pentane.

The Saint

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

cherryghost

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

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AckwelFoley

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

Please. Get out of the internet.

Your internet service provider is been notified as we speak :pac:

The Saint

snyper wrote: »

Please. Get out of the internet.

Your internet service provider is been notified as we speak :pac:

Hang on. There's someone at the door. I hope they're not too crabby about my puns. Hopefully they'll have sole and like them.

Sh1t. I think someone took my coat. Looks like I'll have to hang around.

dan719

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

I told you guys we should have kept the death penalty on the statute books.

thomond2006

The Saint wrote: »

Hang on. There's someone at the door. I hope they're not too crabby about my puns. Hopefully they'll have sole and like them.

Sh1t. I think someone took my coat. Looks like I'll have to hang around.

No coat will protect you from this shít weather anyway, so GTFO!

jenny2hat

lololol
Bad jokes are the best :rolleyes:
Oh god O_o I don't think I could be around someone who had this, the smell makes me gag :x

brummytom

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

Stop with the puns.

You're giving me a haddock



/slits wrists

H1tmonlii

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

Nicely done!

The Saint

thomond2006 wrote: »

No coat will protect you from this shít weather anyway, so GTFO!

Why's everyone being so hostile. It's like they want me to be sleeping with the fishes. Looks like I'll have to put my skates on and find a plaice that will welcome me.

stepbar

snyper wrote: »

If Cheryl Cole had it (or who ever "does it" for you), would you still be able to ball into her? Or would the smell be too much?

The smell would be the least of your worries.....

thomond2006

dan719 wrote: »

I told you guys we should have kept the death penalty on the statute books.

Damn morals! :mad:

thomond2006

The Saint wrote: »

Ah you must be codding me. There's a time and a plaice to carp on about such unfortunate medical conditions. However, it does seem like the kind of condition that a pikey might suffer from. I do expect people to use this thread though to fillet with carpy puns.

I just think you're trying to bait people into accepting this hook, line and sinker. It's a load of pollocks tbh.

Anyone who thanks this post is a cod.

No ****ing pun intended!

brummytom

thomond2006 wrote: »

Anyone who thanks this post is a cod.

No ****ing pun intended!

*whistles*

Gummy Panda

snyper wrote: »

Have you ever met anyone with this?! I cant imagine how awkward it would be to meet people and make friends. I suppose its kind of like having red hair.

Have you ever met someone who reeked?

If Cheryl Cole had it (or who ever "does it" for you), would you still be able to ball into her? Or would the smell be too much? Mind you im sure there is a sweet hint of "parfum des poissons" from her as it is

There was a documentary on BBC (or was it channel 4) about it. One woman hasn't had a boyfriend in years and another is married but hides it from her family.

She would go home on her lunch from work and have a bath. It got to the point wear she was using bleach to mask the smell.

I think the other person was a young kid diagnosed with it and his mothers attempts to keep it from controlling his life.

thomond2006

thomond2006 wrote: »

Anyone who thanks this post is a cod.

No ****ing pun intended!

This is no plaice for swearing.

AckwelFoley

stepbar wrote: »

The smell would be the least of your worries.....

:mad:

Wut?

The Saint

thomond2006 wrote: »

Anyone who thanks this post is a cod.

No ****ing pun intended!

Why are you being so nasty. I feel like Salmon Rushdie when he had a fatwa against him.

brummytom

Seriously, have these people never heard of deodorant?

Or do they have some kinds of deodorant-busting fishiness?

AckwelFoley

brummytom wrote: »

Seriously, have these people never heard of deodorant?

Or do they have some kinds of deodorant-busting fishiness?

deodorant wont mask some smells, if you dont wash and think lynx will solve your problems of sweaty balls.. you wont score, unless you are in a Japaneese night club, apparently Japaneese women love sweat*





*stat based on a red top newspaper poll

mud

snyper wrote: »

Have you ever met anyone with this?! I cant imagine how awkward it would be to meet people and make friends. I suppose its kind of like having red hair.

Have you ever met someone who reeked?

If Cheryl Cole had it (or who ever "does it" for you), would you still be able to ball into her? Or would the smell be too much? Mind you im sure there is a sweet hint of "parfum des poissons" from her as it is

Missy Halibut.

Mrmoe

The Saint wrote: »

Why are you being so nasty. I feel like Salmon Rushdie when he had a fatwa against him.

Well I'm having a whale of a time (yes I know thats a mammal and not a fish, I did it on porpoise).

Gavin "shels"

snyper wrote: »

deodorant wont mask some smells, if you dont wash and think lynx will solve your problems of sweaty balls.. you wont score, unless you are in a Japaneese night club, apparently Japaneese women love sweat*





*stat based on a red top newspaper poll

Thought she was a Thai women you bought!?