Is Ireland being punished??

Crow71

Seriously though, the recession, the catholic church, the floods, the Henry handball. Its pretty crap at the moment, are we being punished?, and whats next?

enda1

Crow71 wrote: »

Seriously though, the recession, the catholic church, the floods, the Henry handball. Its pretty crap at the moment, are we being punished?, and whats next?

The budget. Feeling lucky?

NothingMan

Yes, The Great giant spaghetti monster, in conjunction with the reverse vampires are conspiring against us. It is no way just the natural course of nature and economics that would just what they'd like you to think to fool you into a false sense of security.

Next they will be torturing us by making all light switches turn on the way they should turn off, and by making the tea spoons in the section of the cutlery tray where the forks should be.... THE HORROR oh the horror :eek:

WindSock

Yes. Punished for greed and stupidity. The floods are from mother nature weeping over our ignorance.

Turd Ferguson

Crow71 wrote: »

Seriously though, the recession, the catholic church, the floods, the Henry handball. Its pretty crap at the moment, are we being punished?, and whats next?

The recession -> I have a job and am doing fine
The Catholic Church -> Doesnt bother me in the slightest
The floods -> I live in Dublin so the only thing that happened to me was that I got a bit wet when I went to the shops to buy milk
The Henry handball -> I dont give a flying fuck about football

I dont get this thread????

Crow71

Oh I forgot to add "The Byrne Ultimatum" to that list

Oasis44

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

The recession -> I have a job and am doing fine
The Catholic Church -> Doesnt bother me in the slightest
The floods -> I live in Dublin so the only thing that happened to me was that I got a bit wet when I went to the shops to buy milk
The Henry handball -> I dont give a flying fuck about football

I dont get this thread????

Your name says it all Turd face

Punished by who?

A "higher-being" LOL :pac::pac:

Intothesea

WindSock wrote: »

Punished for greed and stupidity.

To be sure. The mills of the great giant spaghetti monster grind slowly, but they grind finely :pac:

drunkmonkey

How about all the good things that have happend?

Hotels are cheaper, my local has started selling 3.50 pints, Were doing great in the Rugby, Limerick seems to have settled a bit, Public service are about to get a dose of reality, Loads more space as everyone is leaving, less congestion, Ques are shorter, Rents are cheaper, I'm starting to like the way this is heading... now if we could only roof the place.

Dades

Intothesea wrote: »

The mills of the great giant spaghetti monster grind slowly, but they grind finely :pac:

Parmesan be upon him.

candy-gal1

Think its preparation for...................................2012! :eek:




apparrantly :rolleyes:

Oasis44

Oasis44 wrote: »

Your name says it all Turd face

Not sure about the country but Turd Ferguson (Love that name btw)has just been punished !!!

philologos

the recession -a global issue
the catholic church abuse - also a global issue
the floods - other countries get far worse flooding than we could ever imagine
the Henry handball - this one is really the only Ireland centric one, and of course there is more to life than football.

General Zod

It's for voting yes to Lisbon.

Crow71

General Zod wrote: »

It's for voting yes to Lisbon.

Dammit, Donegal were right

Turtwig

Jakkass wrote: »

of course there is more to life than football.

Oh dear...

Long Onion

Flooding - just the result of increased rain, poor infrastructural spending and reckless planning.

Catholic Church - It's just the result of a heap of sexually repressed celibate men with too much power, no supervision and easy access to children.

Henry Handball - Just the result of the fact that cheating is seen by all (players, officials and fans alike) as being synonomous with competitiveness.

Recession - just the result of greed.

So not too much in the way of punishment if you ask me, just the repercussions of human folly.

On an end note, if we ceased trying to find higher powers to blame for our own actions, we may actually make some progress in such matters.

Turd Ferguson

Oasis44 wrote: »

Your name says it all Turd face

PERSONAL ABUSE!!!!

Crow71 wrote: »

Oh I forgot to add "The Byrne Ultimatum" to that list

Okay I'll give you that one. It's such a horrible stupid show...and dont even begin to get me started on that Mcsavage show :mad:

Run_to_da_hills

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

The recession -> I have a job and am doing fine
The Catholic Church -> Doesn't bother me in the slightest
The floods -> I live in Dublin so the only thing that happened to me was that I got a bit wet when I went to the shops to buy milk
The Henry handball -> I dont give a flying fuck about football

I dont get this thread????

I just hope you have a good lightening proof jacket. :pac:

Liam Byrne

Jakkass wrote: »

the recession -a global issue.

Thanks for your contribution, Bertie!

who what when

Are we being punished?, oh ya definitely!

The average Irish person is richer than 5 billion other people in the world, those lucky bastrds! God damn those chinese peasants with all their human rights, free speech extortionate wages!!!
If only we were so lucky!

opinion guy

Crow71 wrote: »

Seriously though, the recession, the catholic church, the floods, the Henry handball. Its pretty crap at the moment, are we being punished?, and whats next?

Yes we are being punished....by ourselves.

The recession - predictable. The government f**ked it up. We voted them back in - our own fault.
The catholic church - covered up by church, gardai +/- government. Their fault.
The floods - decades of poor planning laws and waterways mismanagement in connjunction with global warming. Our own fault.
The Henry handball. I couldn't care less.
Next - the budget. We voted em back in. Our own fault.

hobochris

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

PERSONAL ABUSE!!!!



Okay I'll give you that one. It's such a horrible stupid show...and dont even begin to get me started on that Mcsavage show :mad:

Mcsavage show? haven't seen or herd about it.. I can only assume it shows Mcsavage getting the crap bet out of him for an hour, as that would make good entertainment.

Jesus Wept

yes, sure don't ya remember this from a while ago: http://www.godhatesireland.com/

We were warned.

mahamageehad

It's because you all touch yourselves at night

Jesus Wept

i touch myself all day too

--Kaiser--

Are you f**king kidding me?

Floods? Other countries get tropical hurricanes and tsunamis, our 'floods' are really just a walk in the park.

Recession? Try living in a country like Zimbabwe, currently in famine with the highest inflation level in the world.

We are the most privileged generation of a very well-to-do nation, so get over yourself.

ednwireland

Crow71 wrote: »

Dammit, Donegal were right

no floods here they stopped at leitrim

Turd Ferguson

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Are you f**king kidding me?

Floods? Other countries get tropical hurricanes and tsunamis, our 'floods' are really just a walk in the park.

But some people cant walk in the park because its flooded

OutlawPete

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

But some people cant walk in the park because its flooded

POTD

BennyLava

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Are you f**king kidding me?

Floods? Other countries get tropical hurricanes and tsunamis, our 'floods' are really just a walk in the park.

Recession? Try living in a country like Zimbabwe, currently in famine with the highest inflation level in the world.

We are the most privileged generation of a very well-to-do nation, so get over yourself.

But it's Ireland, don't you know we are the center of the universe,:rolleyes:, if someone in Ireland gets wet, Baby Jesus cries*




*to be taken with a pinch of salt

OutlawPete

BennyLava wrote: »

*to be taken with a pinch of sale

Everybody look!! Benny said "sale" instead of "salt"!!

Then he Ninja Edited but I caught him!

orourkeda

Sh*t happens

GET OVER IT