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Zombie Science

  • 30-11-2009 10:44am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭


    Soo

    Was just thinking, we've all been bouncing ideas around about how we'd survive Z day. We've had numerous amounts of tactics, weapon sharing, rally points and other random but positive thinking.

    But thats all surviving, what about beating the zombies once and for all? Is it just a numbers game, do we just need to kill them with a shot to the head and thats it? I was always worried about what we'd do with the Z's remains? Burning them could result in an airborn mutation, burying them could lead towards an infection of earth/water.

    Which leads me to Z Science, to truely understand how humanity can survive we need to study them and document their weaknesses and strengths. To ultimately find a cure or a way to wipe them out for good.

    Questions:

    Is there any point to this?
    How would we catch a Z?
    Where would we be able to run tests?
    What test would we run?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    There is only one problem with that you have to wait until z-day happens before you can study them.

    Although I do like the curveball you have put in by saying the infection could become airborne or contaminate water and plant life.
    Things dont seem as easy as they did when you first start to think about it shooting them in the head and just leaving them there.
    Doesnt seem to cut it anymore hehe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Evolute wrote: »
    There is only one problem with that you have to wait until z-day happens before you can study them.

    Although I do like the curveball you have put in by saying the infection could become airborne or contaminate water and plant life.
    Things dont seem as easy as they did when you first start to think about it shooting them in the head and just leaving them there.
    Doesnt seem to cut it anymore hehe.

    dam right it doesn't cut it! imagine the wildlife that would be eating the dead Z's? i think its too big of an assumption to say Z day is limited to humans. Imagine, crows/birds, mice/rats, badgers, dogs, cats, flies all munching the carcas of a Z only shortly after becoming infected themselves.

    The only fear i have is the chicken and the egg, should such research actually start now would it indirectly be the cause of an outbreak?

    Im thinking anything short of Hydrofluoric acid in a large swimming pool type vessels and we'll be knee deep in the infected bodies reinfecting everything again.

    So process is:

    1: Kill Zombie
    2: Take remains to a lab, test the corrosive properties of acid on said zombie. Find best and most common adcid we can use.
    3: Create a large Zombie trap, dig a 6 foot mote line it with what ever material is needed to fill it up with Hydrofluoric acid. Find 100 virgins and put them in the middle of the trap to lure the Z's to their doom.
    4: Repeat til there is none left lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    But thats all surviving, what about beating the zombies once and for all? Is it just a numbers game, do we just need to kill them with a shot to the head and thats it? I was always worried about what we'd do with the Z's remains? Burning them could result in an airborn mutation, burying them could lead towards an infection of earth/water.
    According to the right honorable Mr. Brooks burning the Zombie corpse is best practice. The very fact it takes close contact with a Zombie and biting to be sure to pass the virus it seems unlikely the virus can survive outside it's host for any length of time, it's also more unlikely that any living creature could survive burning (assuming the virus is considered a living creature/organism).

    Guns will be useless when we're considering a large offensive against the Zombies. Modified work vehicles will be the best solution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    ScumLord wrote: »
    According to the right honorable Mr. Brooks burning the Zombie corpse is best practice. The very fact it takes close contact with a Zombie and biting to be sure to pass the virus it seems unlikely the virus can survive outside it's host for any length of time, it's also more unlikely that any living creature could survive burning (assuming the virus is considered a living creature/organism).

    Guns will be useless when we're considering a large offensive against the Zombies. Modified work vehicles will be the best solution.

    Virus's adapt and mutate all the time, i can only imagine such a complex virus as the Z virus would easily mutate into an airborn virus. Usually mutations of this nature come about from violent reactions to fire, water etc.

    So I seriously doubt it will stay the same and be restricted to being passed on by touch or exchange of fluids.

    JCB, digs a 10 foot mote around a building say dundrum shopping centre. Fill it with Hydrofluoric acid diluted with water. build a make shift bridge and we're sorted. Not one Z will survive swimming in one of the worlds most caustic acids. they'd be turned to mush and ultimately ever single trace of organic material would be destroyed = no chance of it reinfecting anyone.

    = END GAME FOR Z's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    ScumLord wrote: »
    According to the right honorable Mr. Brooks burning the Zombie corpse is best practice. The very fact it takes close contact with a Zombie and biting to be sure to pass the virus it seems unlikely the virus can survive outside it's host for any length of time, it's also more unlikely that any living creature could survive burning (assuming the virus is considered a living creature/organism).

    Guns will be useless when we're considering a large offensive against the Zombies. Modified work vehicles will be the best solution.

    No offense to Mr. Brooks but he knows none of the specifics of something that hasnt happened.
    However if it is a virus it is therefore in the blood and can infect other things or atleast animals can become carriers of the virus.
    Also noone knows if it can become airborn as yet again it hasnt happened.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Phractal


    Step one: watch film 'outbreak'. Step two: research 'fuel air bomb' and 'thermobaric device'. Step three: procure materials for device. Step four: build device. Step five: no more zombies! If that fails, putting the corpses through a grinder and then into HF would do the trick, as would using the virus itself to generate antibodies in a lab cultured specimen, and thus a cure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    Phractal wrote: »
    Step one: watch film 'outbreak'. Step two: research 'fuel air bomb' and 'thermobaric device'. Step three: procure materials for device. Step four: build device. Step five: no more zombies! If that fails, putting the corpses through a grinder and then into HF would do the trick, as would using the virus itself to generate antibodies in a lab cultured specimen, and thus a cure.

    Aha but that didnt work in outbreak also where you are dropping the bomb would want to be clear of all uninfected humans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Evolute wrote: »
    No offense to Mr. Brooks but he knows none of the specifics of something that hasnt happened.
    However if it is a virus it is therefore in the blood and can infect other things or atleast animals can become carriers of the virus.
    Also noone knows if it can become airborn as yet again it hasnt happened.
    There's a difference between a virus being airborne and impervious to flame. There's no way a simple virus could survive burning. Unless someones got evidence of it happening? I know some trees need fire to reproduce but I don't see a naked cell being able to put up any resistance to fire.

    I figured it was accepted at this point that the Zombie virus was fatal in all cases. It's kills all animals including humans, it's just that humans have an additional side effect due to having unique brains.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    ScumLord wrote: »
    There's a difference between a virus being airborne and impervious to flame. There's no way a simple virus could survive burning. Unless someones got evidence of it happening? I know some trees need fire to reproduce but I don't see a naked cell being able to put up any resistance to fire.

    I figured it was accepted at this point that the Zombie virus was fatal in all cases. It's kills all animals including humans, it's just that humans have an additional side effect due to having unique brains.

    See thats the problem here your assuming that they follow the same trend as movie fictional zombies which they probably won't. So all everyone thinks they know is most likely up in the air.
    Also its not a normal virus and far from simple


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Evolute wrote: »
    See thats the problem here your assuming that they follow the same trend as movie fictional zombies which they probably won't. So all everyone thinks they know is most likely up in the air.
    Also its not a normal virus and far from simple
    I don't follow the movies at all. I have yet to see a good zombie movie.

    All my assumptions are based in fact, the only leap of faith I make is that the zombie virus will create living dead. After that it has to be grounded in reality. The fact is I've never come across any naked cell that can survive fire and unless the cell is naked (and by naked I mean has no protective shell like a plants seed would to protect it) there's no way it can interact with the cells in our body.

    I don't subscribe to the supernatural, everything has to be based in cold hard science. Zombies are common throughout the animal and insect world, hollywood has turned them into impossible super creatures that have no grounding in reality at all.

    In a few weeks my zombie website masterpiece shall be finished then you'll all be learned so ye will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    so all i can take from these arguments is there is a need for zombie science. We can't say for sure if the Z virus is airborn or what effect fire will have on its cell structure (would it cause it to mutate?).

    Assuming the Z virus would be unique and extremely complex i think its fair to assume the impossible is possible. Science it self defines that which was once deemed impossible by testing it in an environment and documenting its every move.

    So in short, one part of Z survival is Z science. Without it we'll never truely be able to survive.

    Again fire or not I still believe acid is the best way to dispose of Z remains until such time Z science can prove fire or other methods are safe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    so all i can take from these arguments is there is a need for zombie science. We can't say for sure if the Z virus is airborn or what effect fire will have on its cell structure (would it cause it to mutate?).
    Yes it would cause it to mutate into carbon.

    Acid would be very good at disposing of bodies completely but it has many drawbacks, it's rare, it's always extremely dangerous, it's extremely costly to store and transport even in a resource economy. Fire is there when you need it and not a second before so is much safer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I don't follow the movies at all. I have yet to see a good zombie movie.

    All my assumptions are based in fact, the only leap of faith I make is that the zombie virus will create living dead. After that it has to be grounded in reality. The fact is I've never come across any naked cell that can survive fire and unless the cell is naked (and by naked I mean has no protective shell like a plants seed would to protect it) there's no way it can interact with the cells in our body.

    I don't subscribe to the supernatural, everything has to be based in cold hard science. Zombies are common throughout the animal and insect world, hollywood has turned them into impossible super creatures that have no grounding in reality at all.

    In a few weeks my zombie website masterpiece shall be finished then you'll all be learned so ye will.

    I find it hard to believe that its all facts when in all fairness until it happens is complete fiction.
    However I do believe that when zombies do come along that they will be easily killed just like a human.
    Also please do post your website link when it is finished I'm intrigued


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Evolute wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe that its all facts when in all fairness until it happens is complete fiction.
    However I do believe that when zombies do come along that they will be easily killed just like a human.
    Also please do post your website link when it is finished I'm intrigued

    You cannot state something is 100% fiction.

    For example, Russels tea pot.

    You cannot state with 100% certainty that there's no teapot in orbit around Saturn- you have just not percieved it, so assume it is so.

    Do not give the zombies the nonchalance they want!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    You cannot state something is 100% fiction.

    For example, Russels tea pot.

    You cannot state with 100% certainty that there's no teapot in orbit around Saturn- you have just not percieved it, so assume it is so.

    Do not give the zombies the nonchalance they want!

    Im saying that all the information about them is fictional I'm not saying they are and you can't disagree with that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Evolute wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe that its all facts when in all fairness until it happens is complete fiction.
    However I do believe that when zombies do come along that they will be easily killed just like a human.
    Also please do post your website link when it is finished I'm intrigued
    By facts I mean facts we know about the human body and general facts of nature that the virus has to operate in. You can't have running zombies because there's the fundamental flaw of where do they get the energy from and how do they make their body operate way outside of possible physical limits of the tissues they're made out of.

    It's the same for burning, it's just not within the realms of possibility that organic matter could survive that type of prolonged burning. Even if you were to put steel and rock in an incinerator they'd be vaporised. Even reducing that down to a managed fire you could insure all that's left afterwards is carbon.

    I think maybe we should all research proper incineration techniques as part of our zombie survival preparation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    ScumLord wrote: »
    By facts I mean facts we know about the human body and general facts of nature that the virus has to operate in. You can't have running zombies because there's the fundamental flaw of where do they get the energy from and how do they make their body operate way outside of possible physical limits of the tissues they're made out of.

    It's the same for burning, it's just not within the realms of possibility that organic matter could survive that type of prolonged burning. Even if you were to put steel and rock in an incinerator they'd be vaporised. Even reducing that down to a managed fire you could insure all that's left afterwards is carbon.

    I think maybe we should all research proper incineration techniques as part of our zombie survival preparation.

    Sounds like its an idea but the incineration your talking about isnt just lighting a big fire and throwing them in there could be unforseen contagents missed and it may or may not become airborne or even in the first few minutes of a burn gone bad. There are too many variables to consider to just throw away the chances of an airborne zombie virus we just dont know.
    Lets face it not everyone is as good a pyro as yourself:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    but are there any viruses out there that can survive a decent incineration? i mean fire [in various intensities] kills most organic life. i suppose cockroaches would survive and all that, but burning corpses seems to be the answer for virus control in most instances, and zombies are little more than walking corpses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Yes it would cause it to mutate into carbon.

    Acid would be very good at disposing of bodies completely but it has many drawbacks, it's rare, it's always extremely dangerous, it's extremely costly to store and transport even in a resource economy. Fire is there when you need it and not a second before so is much safer.

    Acid can be found in chemists/pharmacy - going there anyway fro first aid kits.

    its only dangerous if you dont knwo what you're doing.

    Costly to store and transport? Eh its Z day money doesn't matter any more.

    Besides at this stage I am already looking for wholesale acid so i can plan its extraction.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Acid is the only real way we can be sure for getting rid of a z's body safely. Back on topic of science.

    1st up, get Hydrofuloric acid (can't remember spelling)
    2nd, setup lab - 2 bed rooms linked by a make shift air duct. barrel of acid in one room and lab rats in the other. Drop the Z's body into the acid and see if lab rats turn into Zs.
    3rd, a put 2nd Z body into empty barrel and ignite it. wait and see if it goes airborn.

    based ont eh study above we'll know for sure if the virus can mutate in these conditions. Only problem about be to be 100% sure we'd need a human test subject in room B.

    Nothing is fact until its proven under a test environment therefore anything is possible. To take any other slant on it is underestimating the Z's and ultimately spells our doom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Acid can be found in chemists/pharmacy - going there anyway fro first aid kits.

    its only dangerous if you dont knwo what you're doing.

    Costly to store and transport? Eh its Z day money doesn't matter any more.

    Besides at this stage I am already looking for wholesale acid so i can plan its extraction.
    It is probably best to get your supply now or at least find out where the warehouse is so you can scavenge it on mass after Zday.

    There will still be an economy or sorts after Zday, but it'll be a resource economy. Our limited resources will have to be managed and thought would have to be put into how those resources are spent. Even people would be seen as a skilled resource. If you think about the resources needed to transport, store and use acid it becomes expensive compared to fire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    The scientific facts: 1) there are viruses than can survive temperature up to 400C
    2) there are viruses[and bacteria] that can survive on the extremes of the pH scale[very acid or very alkali]
    3)Viruses aren't "alive" per se,they are a gene in a protein coat,that's it.The only way to destroy a virus is to physically dismantle/alter its chemistry.
    4) there are viruses that can survive in radioactive waste.
    5) depending on the virus it can take anywhere from decades to hours for a virus to mutate
    6) many/most viruses can live on surfaces/dormant in the air for extended periods of time[e.g cold/flu]

    7) acids[unless in the high 90%'s don't work that fast,sure if you could keep the zombies in the pit for about a day they'd be gone.
    8) acids are "used up" in dissolving something I.E only a Finite amount of zombies could be dissolved
    9) what the F would you line the motte with? the acid would dissolve/flow away through the ground,only a few certain plastics don't dissolve in acid,the compounds made after dissolving a body might also effect the plastic.

    Personally,I hope we get Max Brooks' zombies if it happens,at least they're easy to kill/outrun


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    The scientific facts: 1) there are viruses than can survive temperature up to 400C
    2) there are viruses[and bacteria] that can survive on the extremes of the pH scale[very acid or very alkali]
    3)Viruses aren't "alive" per se,they are a gene in a protein coat,that's it.The only way to destroy a virus is to physically dismantle/alter its chemistry.
    4) there are viruses that can survive in radioactive waste.
    5) depending on the virus it can take anywhere from decades to hours for a virus to mutate
    6) many/most viruses can live on surfaces/dormant in the air for extended periods of time[e.g cold/flu]

    7) acids[unless in the high 90%'s don't work that fast,sure if you could keep the zombies in the pit for about a day they'd be gone.
    8) acids are "used up" in dissolving something I.E only a Finite amount of zombies could be dissolved
    9) what the F would you line the motte with? the acid would dissolve/flow away through the ground,only a few certain plastics don't dissolve in acid,the compounds made after dissolving a body might also effect the plastic.

    Personally,I hope we get Max Brooks' zombies if it happens,at least they're easy to kill/outrun
    Thanks Ginja Ninja all very useful.

    On point 1, the fire one. 400c is reality low, a typical fire ranges from 1000 - 2000c. That fire would be hot enough to kill the virus? Info from yahoo answers They can't be all that wrong. in fact they say a lit cigarette is 400c so possibly if you get a bite stub your cigar out on the wound (I assume we'll all be smoking bad ass cigars to enhance our toughness).

    The virus could escape on clothing carried off in the heat of the fire maybe but that's where incinerator come in, an enclosed case to keep everything in.

    I'll post pictures of the incinerator I've sourced for after the outbreak on Monday. I'm pretty sure it'll do the job.


    On the acid thing, is there any facility/company that uses acid for dissolving things? If they had already made a facility for doing something like that it would be perfect. What is acid used for commercially? The only problem then would be transporting the zombies to that facility, bags not it! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    real interesting thread.

    Lead tanks would be ideal for dissolving Zeds. Don't think we'll be using that much come Zed day+ though. Fire will destroy any and all viruses.

    Also don't think it will become airborne, not for a long time anyway, how long has the HIV virus been around, 30 odd years.

    What you haven't said Ginja Ninja is how long a virus can live without it's host, HIV is up to less than a day and others up to 6 days, given the perfect conditions. I think the chances of the virus polluting waterways and soil is nearly zero. although rotting corpes may be problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Also don't think it will become airborne, not for a long time anyway, how long has the HIV virus been around, 30 odd years.
    Although in fairness the HIV virus reproduces thew a completely different method. Can a virus that spreads through close contact (ie: bites or or sex) easily switch to another method of transfer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Although in fairness the HIV virus reproduces thew a completely different method. Can a virus that spreads through close contact (ie: bites or or sex) easily switch to another method of transfer?


    It may reproduce a different way, but it is still transmitted through contact of bodily fluid, the exact same way as the Z virus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It may reproduce a different way, but it is still transmitted through contact of bodily fluid, the exact same way as the Z virus.
    Yeah but you can't get aids by kissing/biting someone.... Or can you? I don't think you can??

    If you can't I'd assume the flu virus is a much more aggressive or maybe resilient virus. The fact that the zombie virus passes through biting insinuates that the Zombie virus isn't all that resilient.

    A virus that passes through saliva must be pretty tough though to survive in the human mouth of the living (the human mouth is one of the most hostile in the animal kingdom) although it wouldn't have to be so tough to survive in an undead's mouth as there's no saliva.

    All very interesting, great thread NOGMaxpower! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Yeah but you can't get aids by kissing/biting someone.... Or can you? I don't think you can??

    4 pints of saliva. apparently. i can't remember who told us that, think it was on a first aid course. go figure.

    that would want to be some smokin zombie lover to consume that much saliva.

    though, boomers? what if the virus finds a way of propagating itself via bile and/or projectile vomiting? funny, yes, but an interesting defense mechanism - leeches vomit when they die, thereby infecting whatever they were attached to with whatever they have consumed. interesting 'martyrdom kill' technique... :P

    still i'm in favor of the acid/fire approach, the 'dont light zombies on fire' rule still applies, but if you could lure them into an industrial furnace then why the hell not? they won't be walking out of it, thats for sure.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    on a serious note,YOU CAN GET AIDS/HIV FROM KISSING[very,very low chance but possible none the less]

    It's quite possible the virus could transfer to airborne, compare it to the common cold.If the Z virus originates from the cold virus[es] it will mutate every couple of months ,that's why their's no cure for the cold,it changes far too rapidly.

    I THINK BSE[mad cow disease] can survive in soil for up to 3 years,it's a bacteria but still.

    Put simply[and I'm an optimist]:IF the Z-virus comes about and is as infectious as the flu/originates from it.We're all boned,think of it everyone who gets infected with the flu each year,suddenly becomes infected with Zombieness :eek:!

    Acids[depending on which one] are used for standardising other compounds,used in SOME electro-plating[not zinc gates or silver stuff ,though] and some chemical alterations in pharmacutical companies[not in high concentrations from what I know]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    I THINK BSE[mad cow disease] can survive in soil for up to 3 years,it's a bacteria but still.

    There is a chance that the zombies are from some weird type of bacteria eating away at the brain or something along that line


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Rightio,

    Loving the debates going on here lads...

    So our Z lab is starting to take some shape, Test Lab A: The testing effect of fire on the Z virus, incubabtion without a host, testing the longevity of the virus on exposed tissue. Test Lab B: Testing the effect of Hydofuloric acid & other corrsive acids, in vats, in baths, in small amounts, the time it takes to disolve Z matter.

    How about some other tests?? What happens if you blind a Z? What happens if you freeze a Z with liquid nitrogen?

    I like these two new ideas, if the Z was blind how would they spot their pray. There are lots of way to blind someone.... discuss.

    Liquid nitrogen, if we were to freeze the ****ers by either submerging them or spraying them they'd be totally useless. Freeze then shoot = shatter into a milion pieces and dispose of their waste by either Lab results A or B.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Liquid nitrogen is far to difficult to prodce in such a quantity as to freeze a zombie[although,that may be one of the coolest things ever]

    I prefer the max brooks zombie in the snese,that although they use sight.They do not rely on it as wholly as humans do.So blinding may not be as effective as you think

    Here's one: If a zombie is still human does that mean in follow basic physiology?[I.E breaking the neck paralyses a zombie from the neck down]

    Or not,although they don't feel pain etc.without a functional spinal cord it's not possible to move any muscles so,which is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Liquid nitrogen is far to difficult to prodce in such a quantity as to freeze a zombie[although,that may be one of the coolest things ever]

    I prefer the max brooks zombie in the snese,that although they use sight.They do not rely on it as wholly as humans do.So blinding may not be as effective as you think

    Here's one: If a zombie is still human does that mean in follow basic physiology?[I.E breaking the neck paralyses a zombie from the neck down]

    Or not,although they don't feel pain etc.without a functional spinal cord it's not possible to move any muscles so,which is it?

    Its a tough one to say what would happen with breaking the spinal chord. I've seen movies where the head is severed and the body keeps moving. depends on the virus's effect on the motornurons. Since the Z is already dead, I'd say the body etc will move on its own regardless of brain activity or not down the spinal chord.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I don't think the eye will remain all that effective after death either. It's to delicate, all Zombies would have to do is stop blinking, which it's highly likely they would as they wouldn't suffer any pain from having them open the whole time.

    We went over this before a bit, I figured smell and taste would be the main sense but was told smell and taste are just as delicate.

    I'd say after a month or so the Zombies would be shuffling around completely deaf and blind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    one important one, and i have discussed this at length with my survivor posse, is whether or not you can outrun a zombie and leave it wandering around, ie

    zmove.jpg

    you turn right at a junction, and keep running, quietly. the zombie sees you turning right and follows. then you turn right again [or left or whatever] before the zombie can see you turning right. will the zombie, now bereft of any motivation or influence, continue forever in that direction until it sees something else or will it stop, and stand still until something else catches its attention?

    i think a lab mouse style maze is in order here. research into this could lead to more efficient methods of luring zombies into traps, or provide for better escape measures.

    also worth researching is their range of sense - can you hide behind a bush and let one pass, or do they possess a heightened sense of smell/hearing/eyesight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    that's a really, good question.My personally favourite flavour of zombies[Max Brooks] would follow you,by being able to smell you/fell your vibrations running away.Howver,he also mentions zombies standing still,which makes no sense.For me that's one of the scariest things about zeds they never,ever stop.They just keep going until they find you.

    On that subject,could zombies differentiate between human noises[breathing,coughing etc.] and artificial ones/[house alarm,animal noises etc.]

    and also,if a zombie chasing you passes another zombie[not cahsing/noticing you] how will it react?I assume it won't due to lack of logic skills but still,it's worth discussing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    ok so now we need to test Zombies in a maze and test their senses...

    in the past Zombies have a lust for brains, perhaps it the electirc/static activity that attracts them? Perhaps the smell/taste of warm human blood? Are all their seneses heightend? Therefore they can smell taste human sweat? Hear their hearts beat etc.

    Definately one to test out, if we can devivse a way to go unseen, or how to lure them into traps we're onto a winner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Kromdar wrote: »
    one important one, and i have discussed this at length with my survivor posse, is whether or not you can outrun a zombie and leave it wandering around, ie

    zmove.jpg

    you turn right at a junction, and keep running, quietly. the zombie sees you turning right and follows. then you turn right again [or left or whatever] before the zombie can see you turning right. will the zombie, now bereft of any motivation or influence, continue forever in that direction until it sees something else or will it stop, and stand still until something else catches its attention?

    i think a lab mouse style maze is in order here. research into this could lead to more efficient methods of luring zombies into traps, or provide for better escape measures.

    also worth researching is their range of sense - can you hide behind a bush and let one pass, or do they possess a heightened sense of smell/hearing/eyesight?
    That's a good question. I'd say Zombies have fairly short attention spans, you have to factor in what mental capacity's are lost, they don't even display allot of mental ability's that are common in even the most basic creatures like insects, that being one of self preservation.

    Without any immediate stimuli Zombies may even stop moving all together and play dead until something comes along. This would however infer that zombies have some sort of energy awareness or maybe some sort of left over energy awareness but most animals will do very little without some sort of incentive.

    Also taking into account Zombies probably can't tell the difference between a door closing due to the wind or from human activity I think it's likely they're easily distracted which would mean they'd more than likely start following some other stimuli should one present itself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Interesting stuff, everyday we come closer to winning not just the battles but the war (when it kicks off)

    So what are the thoughts on this, rigor mortis?

    Now Shamblers move slowly and awkardly, If a large pole was used by one team member to unblance and fall a Zed, how quickly could it get up? Ideal hunting for a two person team, you knock em, I'll smash em?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Logically,on what I know of rigor mortis,the zeds would fall over and be unable to get up,lacking the flexibility required[and more than likely the co-ordination].

    But by this logic the first day or so after turning a zed would under go periods of complete immobility and until muscle decay sets in would be just as agile/fast as a human[doubtful on the mental capacity to run,though]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Logically,on what I know of rigor mortis,the zeds would fall over and be unable to get up,lacking the flexibility required[and more than likely the co-ordination].

    But by this logic the first day or so after turning a zed would under go periods of complete immobility and until muscle decay sets in would be just as agile/fast as a human[doubtful on the mental capacity to run,though]

    Exactly, so we have made a very important break through here. We survive the first month of a major outbreak, our chances of survival are greatly maximised.

    Rule one, get away from large urban areas, after a few weeks the undead will be much weakened?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    they should be.If they really are "Walking Dead" they should rot away and decompose like a normal body[maybe slightly faster as a moving one] and eating human flesh would only speed up the process[warming them up,introducing live bacteria].

    This also increases the health risks to the rest of us,the air in a world full of rotting corpses will be a nocious mix of methane and high concentrations of infection[not the zed kind the normal,being around a dead body] as a plus flies will be having a field day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    they should be.If they really are "Walking Dead" they should rot away and decompose like a normal body[maybe slightly faster as a moving one] and eating human flesh would only speed up the process[warming them up,introducing live bacteria].

    This also increases the health risks to the rest of us,the air in a world full of rotting corpses will be a nocious mix of methane and high concentrations of infection[not the zed kind the normal,being around a dead body] as a plus flies will be having a field day


    I belive that the Zed virus would be so toxic that no "normal" bacterium could break it down, hence preserving the human body for far longer. this would apply to eyes etc. I also would think that any flesh that was eaten and hence infected prior, would be inert and free of any bacteria. This would explain the longevity of our enemy.

    After Zed day, there will be wide spread panic, and this time will be the most dangerous. the longer we hide and survve, the longer we live. We need to estbalish the right time to stop just surviving and start hunting and taking our ground back?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I'd be interested in why exactly a decapitation stops them.

    Obviously there is a rudimentary nervous activity or else this would not work. Perhaps something which delibrately attacks these neuro chemicals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    I'd vote a year to the day and then begin to re-assert ourslves,the z population of the city would have andered out a bit and spread a bit thinner by that time.

    Well,they should use a nervous system to move[it's not possible otherwise] so decapitatio stops the body and severing the neck muscles[which work from the chest bones mostly] will impede of not stop the heads ability to bite rendering it harmless.Howver if the head is removed at the very base of the neck,I assume you get a zombie landmine situation where there is just a head,unable to moan lying on the ground redy to snap at any foot/leg that comes with reach.[NOT COOL!]

    Zombie hunter etiquette #1:Don't leave your victims heads lying around to infect others.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar



    Zombie hunter etiquette #1:Don't leave your victims heads lying around to infect others.

    for a +1 bonus, tie the slain heads to your belt. besides, it'll look totally badass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Kromdar wrote: »
    for a +1 bonus, tie the slain heads to your belt. besides, it'll look totally badass.
    So,it's agreed then all boardsies will have a zed's head tie their waist.I propose a sanctuary to all bearing this proof of trustworthyness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    I'd vote a year to the day and then begin to re-assert ourslves,the z population of the city would have andered out a bit and spread a bit thinner by that time.

    Well,they should use a nervous system to move[it's not possible otherwise] so decapitatio stops the body and severing the neck muscles[which work from the chest bones mostly] will impede of not stop the heads ability to bite rendering it harmless.Howver if the head is removed at the very base of the neck,I assume you get a zombie landmine situation where there is just a head,unable to moan lying on the ground redy to snap at any foot/leg that comes with reach.[NOT COOL!]

    Zombie hunter etiquette #1:Don't leave your victims heads lying around to infect others.

    If that happens i can see a game of zombie football happening.

    All players must have steel capped boots.
    Kevlar body armour.
    and a helmet.
    The rules are as normal football although anyone pulling an henry gets shot.
    That and penalty shootout consists of a big brick wall and who ever makes the biggest splat on the wall gets the point :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    I like it.But anyone who pulls an Henry loses a finger or 3 and dies anyway.At least let it be fun and have them die slow.Hunting trip anyone? :D


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