shallow sex-obsessed male boardsies?

palaver

I don't post often in AH, but love to read around now and then.
But more often than not I notice that most threads and posts are about sex, fancying girls/boys, who has the biggest and what/who to w*nk about.

I tend to imagine that most of the posters are male and adolescent, which makes sense considering.
On the other hand (no pun intended ...) there seems to be a lot of grown-ups around, too. And still they fall for primitive sexual annotations.

Is that because the Irish Male as such is obsessed with real or imagined sexual inferiority and needs to brag about wishful encounters? Or is it true that the Irish male has nothing else on his mind than to get laid/to score or what not?
Irish cavemen all around? As in drink, feck, girls?

I know it's AH, but that doesn't mean that all your couple of braincells should slope down to your thingy .:rolleyes:

jumpguy

I don't know any other adolescent male posters except brummytom.

4zn76tysfajdxp

PM sent.

Crann na Beatha

This post has been deleted.

Buceph

Don't be stupid, guys don't post on the internet. And if someone says they're a man, they're just a tranny woman.

o1s1n

Poo, willy, boobs, fart.

/End thread

Borneo Fnctn

Buceph wrote: »

Don't be stupid, guys don't post on the internet. And if someone says they're a man, they're just a tranny woman.

Are you Bucephalus the horse? Yeah I'm fucking posh as well.

Kiith

I'm pretty sure its not just the male boardsies that are sex-obsessed. Have you seen the Ladies Lounge :eek:

Buceph

jackpalance wrote: »

Are you Bucephalus the horse? Yeah I'm fucking posh as well.

Yeah. Long story behind it I won't bother going into.

I don't get the posh bit though.

WindSock

Buceph wrote: »

Don't be stupid, guys don't post on the internet. And if someone says they're a man, they're just a tranny woman.

:pac:

Went to thank this post but I couldnae and I dontnae why

WindSock

Oh because it's been moved. To here.

OutlawPete

WindSock wrote: »

:pac:

Went to thank this post but I couldnae and I dontnae why

We're not in Kansas anymore it would seem

Pygmalion

palaver wrote: »

I don't post often in AH, but love to read around now and then.
But more often than not I notice that most threads and posts are about sex, fancying girls/boys, who has the biggest and what/who to w*nk about.

I tend to imagine that most of the posters are male and adolescent, which makes sense considering.
On the other hand (no pun intended ...) there seems to be a lot of grown-ups around, too. And still they fall for primitive sexual annotations.

Is that because the Irish Male as such is obsessed with real or imagined sexual inferiority and needs to brag about wishful encounters? Or is it true that the Irish male has nothing else on his mind than to get laid/to score or what not?
Irish cavemen all around? As in drink, feck, girls?

I know it's AH, but that doesn't mean that all your couple of braincells should slope down to your thingy .:rolleyes:

Yeah, none of the girls in AH post about sex and drink.
Also this is the internet, I rarely drink, never go out looking for girls and have never had sex, doesn't mean I can't make a cock joke or post about drink in AH.

jumpguy wrote: »

I don't know any other adolescent male posters except brummytom.

What about me jumpguy, what about me?
;_;

That_Guy

Buceph wrote: »

Don't be stupid, guys don't post on the internet. And if someone says they're a man, they're just a tranny woman.

Especially me.

palaver

Casey Melodic Speckle wrote: »

PM sent.

Didn't get a PM and don't know why you moved the thread. Are you scared of what I said or is it because AH is a male retreat? No criticism of male's existing or non-existing sex-life allowed?
Or is it the Irish male's (with mod-powers) usual response to uncomfortable questions to move a threat (sic!) elsewhere?

Doesn't it sound familiar regarding the latest revelations about collared Irish males?

Just asking.

Pygmalion

palaver wrote: »

Didn't get a PM

WHOOOSSH

OutlawPete

Pygmalion wrote: »

WHOOOSSH

*makes plane noises*

wandatowell

my neighbour is a tranny

That_Guy

palaver wrote: »

Didn't get a PMS

You're preggers.

OutlawPete

The title reads like an ad in the classifieds.

Shallow Sex Obsessed Boardsies?

Shallow? Yes.
Sex-Obsessed .. Of course.
Boardsie? .. You betcha!

Come and get me Palaver

That_Guy

OutlawPete wrote: »

The title reads like an ad in the classifieds.

Shallow Sex Obsessed Boardsies?

Single? Bored? Want to pass the time in a more constructive manner?
Is your name OutlawPete?

If you answered yes, no or maybe to any of these questions then hop on. I'm easy.

OutlawPete

That_Guy wrote: »

Single? Bored? Want to pass the time in a more constructive manner?
Is your name OutlawPete?

If you answered yes, no or maybe to any of these questions then hop on. I'm easy.

If you were That_Girl .. then maybe

That_Guy

Buceph wrote: »

Don't be stupid, guys don't post on the internet. And if someone says they're a man, they're just a tranny woman.

Didn't you get the memo?

That_Tranny is open for business.

Jesus Wept

palaver wrote: »

I don't post often in AH, but love to read around now and then.
But more often than not I notice that most threads and posts are about sex, fancying girls/boys, who has the biggest and what/who to w*nk about.

I tend to imagine that most of the posters are male and adolescent, which makes sense considering.
On the other hand (no pun intended ...) there seems to be a lot of grown-ups around, too. And still they fall for primitive sexual annotations.

Is that because the Irish Male as such is obsessed with real or imagined sexual inferiority and needs to brag about wishful encounters? Or is it true that the Irish male has nothing else on his mind than to get laid/to score or what not?
Irish cavemen all around? As in drink, feck, girls?

I know it's AH, but that doesn't mean that all your couple of braincells should slope down to your thingy .:rolleyes:

Cat lady?

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

I don't know any other adolescent male posters except brummytom.

I presumed the OP was on about me

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

I presumed the OP was on about me

Think she just meant we all just like BrummyTom .. he's a bad influence on us, I'm telling ya

brummytom

Yeah, that'd be it.


I know I am, I'm sorry Pete

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Yeah, that'd be it.I know I am, I'm sorry Pete

joes girls

What about the women???

No wait, no woman would ever be obessed with sex. Or use any sexually innuendo in a post. Never!!!

brummytom

OutlawPete wrote: »

:pac:
(The name made me laugh)

brummytom

joes girls wrote: »

What about the women???

Rule no. 1

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

:pac:
(The name made me laugh)

Cicero

This what you mean?? Think it's available in most reputable dept stores---strange you should be looking for aftershave in the Cuckoos Nest though




this better?

OutlawPete

Now why did you have to post that pic of Kate Moss? You do realise we have a teenage boy satying with us? As soo as he see that's he'll be off to his room again .. and we just managed to get him out.

Sarky

brummytom

OutlawPete wrote: »

Now why did you have to post that pic of Kate Moss? You do realise we have a teenage boy satying with us? As soo as he see that's he'll be off to his room again .. and we just managed to get him out.

I never leave it

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

I never leave it

Tut tut

brummytom

OutlawPete wrote: »

Tut tut

As I said in that random bullshit chat thread, I moved bedrooms yesterday

Now I've got a bathroom and kitchen as part of my bedroom, with biscuits and crisps in the cupboard. Sure why would I ever leave?

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

As I said in that random bullshit chat thread, I moved bedrooms yesterday

Now I've got a bathroom and kitchen as part of my bedroom, with biscuits and crisps in the cupboard. Sure why would I ever leave?

Mmmmmm .. biscuits

I'm gonna to cinema later. Gonna smuggle in some chocolate marshmellows. Cinema munchies are no fun.

brummytom

Jaffa Cakes

Oh, what you seeing?
Something sexy? (keeping On topic :P)

That_Guy

brummytom wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes

Oh, what you seeing?
Something sexy? (keeping On topic :P)

Please don't say Twilight. It's anything but sexy.

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes

Oh, what you seeing?
Something sexy? (keeping On topic :P)

No. The Informant .. only movie I haven't seen yet. Sure I'm tired of watching sexy stuff now

OutlawPete is in love with Amber Rayne

jumpguy

Pygmalion wrote: »

What about me jumpguy, what about me?
;_;

I'm sorry Pygmalion. Except brummytom and Pygmalion!

brummytom wrote: »

I presumed the OP was on about me

So did I with sharpshooter....trying to get the mod position..

brummytom

That_Guy wrote: »

Please don't say Twilight. It's anything but sexy.

I hate that everyone keeps going on about that film. "You're just like Edward something". Two of my mates are obsessed with it, does my fuppin head it

OutlawPete wrote: »

No. The Informant .. only movie I haven't seen yet. Sure I'm tired of watching sexy stuff now

OutlawPete is in love with Amber Rayne

Ohh nice.. Mother and Father (and the brothers) went to see 'The Nativity' yesterday and loved it, might see it.. I love my christmassy films


Brummytom's still in love with Gemma Massey.,. even if OutlawPete doesn't like her boobs :pac:

brummytom

jumpguy wrote: »

So did I with sharpshooter....trying to get the mod position..

I don't even understand the bit in white?


OP, were you talking about me? :pac:

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

I hate that everyone keeps going on about that film. "You're just like Edward something". Two of my mates are obsessed with it, does my fuppin head it



Ohh nice.. Mother and Father (and the brothers) went to see 'The Nativity' yesterday and loved it, might see it.. I love my christmassy films


Brummytom's still in love with Gemma Massey.,. even if OutlawPete doesn't like her boobs :pac:

You seen 'It's A Wonderful Life' ?

OutlawPete quite enjoyed Twilight and loved New Moon

leddpipe

OP's gone fierce quite, wheres all that bitterness gone?



Or have they realised the nonsense they where talking!!


:pac::pac::pac:

brummytom

OutlawPete wrote: »

You seen 'It's A Wonderful Life' ?

OutlawPete quite enjoyed Twilight and loved New Moon

I have yeah, why?

Yeah but it's too late now for me to like them - I'm not a bandwagon jumper

OutlawPete

brummytom wrote: »

I have yeah, why?

Just storing data on you .. nothing important, move along now

brummytom wrote: »

Yeah but it's too late now for me to like them - I'm not a bandwagon jumper

Your a bloke. Jumping on a bandwagon for you would be saying you hate it, that guys that like it are all gay.

Saying you like Twilight / New Moon though is rebeling. Means your a man and not a mouse. That you won't be a sheep and follow the flock. That you can think for yourself and are comfortable enough with your sexuality to not be opressed by your peers and that you think Kristen Stewart's got a great ass.