How do you like your coffee?

philologos

Just carrying on, from the how do you like your tea thread that I created a while back.

So, I'm on boards, in After Hours looking at the latest controversial topics of the week (I'm quite a polemical individual I guess) with a cup of coffee beside me. This shifts the focus on the coffee for a moment and to take the tone down a notch a bit from the more serious stuff

For this poll I have a couple of options:
1. Instant or brewed
2. Black, milky, a little milk
3. Other (please explain)

Coffee's always a bit more difficult than the auld tea to explain due to all the different types, cappuccino, latté, but at least it's an attempt!

post 10,000 how could I have missed it! :pac:

Kiith

I dont.

Biggins

How do you like your coffee?

Cooled then poured over a naked blond so I can lick it off.
The breast best bit is when I get to the cream part!

minidazzler

2. Black

Biggins wrote: »

Cooled then poured over a naked blond so I can lick it off.
The breast best bit is when I get to the cream part!

Why would you cool it???

jenny2hat

2. Black

A little milky with sugar.

Or if I'm tired, black is fine.

philologos

2. Black

I think it's warranted to bring it in occasionally. I have another thread related to this kind of stuff but I'll keep it until this one has passed it's sell by date :pac:

Biggins

minidazzler wrote: »

Why would you cool it???

I have to be considerate and not burn her delicate parts of course.

me-skywalker

hot

brummytom

I like it Tea-y

philologos

2. Black

Agh brummytom, we had the tea thread already, and the tea-haters were told where to go. A bit of respect for the coffee heads, or the caffeine dualists such as myself. :pac:

TheZohanS

With a little cream. I roast my own beans every few days, you can't beat freshly roasted coffee.

jenny2hat

2. Black

Down with tea o.o

Mossy Monk

I hate coffee.

jenny2hat

2. Black

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I hate coffee.

What you doing here then?

krustydoyle

"I like my coffee the same way i like my women....
picked by migrant workers....."

yeah i stole it from someone but its still funny....:eek:

BaconZombie

3. Other

In Absinthe is my favourite, Black Cat Absinthe Coffee FTW

Death in the Afternoon was Hemmingway’s famous Absinthe cocktail. Black Cat Coffe can be considered the new Death in the Morning. Wormwood is blended with an awakening coffee flavor to create a very special liquor. Forget Cafe Lattes drink Black Cat!

Two shots over ice in a large cognac glass and your sorted.

Prof.Badass

I don't like coffee. I used to drink energy drinks occasionally but now i'll take 100mgs of caffeine in pill form instead.

Ross_Mahon

3. Other

Three spoons, No milk, No sugar

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee

PirateShampoo

Irish

yoppo

3. Other

Black... the way I like my women....

Mr. CooL ICE

2. Black

jenny2hat wrote: »

Down with tea o.o

Careful now

Duggy747

I like my coffee like my Irish wimmen...

Milky looking and bitter.

No sugar for me, thanks, I'm sweet enough.

MultiUmm

2. Black

yoppo wrote: »

Black... the way I like my women....

Ohh yer dangerous you

:pac:

smoochie06

2. Black

Instant with a little milk and 2 spoons of sugar (because im a sour b*stard)

furiousox

espresso

ejmaztec

Biggins wrote: »

I have to be considerate and not burn her delicate parts of course.

I think that this is a direct link to the 999 thread and your numerous calls to the emegency services.:eek:

Capt'n Midnight

Anyone for Kopi ?

BaconZombie

3. Other

WTF......

Coffee like Irsh Wimmen = Bitter Orange flavoured.

Duggy747 wrote: »

I like my coffee like my Irish wimmen...

Milky looking and bitter.

No sugar for me, thanks, I'm sweet enough.

Kintarō Hattori

2. Black

I love a freshly brewed coffee with just a splash of milk and no sugar. It's fantastic. I don't get that often so I drink instant. One heap of cofee, one sugar and a splash of milk.

Gummy Panda

2. Milky

I like my coffee to not be from insomnia.

rainbow kirby

3. Other

Black, strong as fúck, 2-4 sugars depending on size of cup.

I want as much caffeine as possible from my coffee, milk just wastes valuable space in the cup and makes the coffee taste crap.

Arnold Layne

2. A little milk

Weekdays: In the morniing I usually use the Douwe Egbert Pure Indulgence Instant Coffee with half a mug of milk zapped in the microwave and then topped up with water just off the boil and 2 spoons of sugar.

Weekends: Douwe Egbert Cafeteria coffee instead of instant, the rest as above

enniscorthy

WITH A FAG AND BOWL OF HONEYLOOPS

candy-gal1

2. A little milk

latte or cappuchino for me! or just a strong, sweet, coffee with a dash of milk!

pyramuid man

3. Other

I like a double espresso with a shot of water to wash it down. Pity the espressos in most places are muck.

deadbloke

3. Other

Spent many's a quiet night at work putting random stuff in coffee. For a good, caffine-supplementing buzz, try black coffee with one spoon of sugar, a couple of spoons of drinking chocolate and a bit of nutmeg.

squod

There's no such thing as instant coffee. There's just coffee.












:mad:

BrokenArrows

2. Milky

I like good brewed coffee but at work the coffee machine sucks so i like it 2 1/2 spoons of instant coffee and 3 sugars with milk. i like it strong.

jester77

I had the weirdest coffee last month, called luwak coffee and they claim it's one of the most expensive coffees in the world. They feed the coffee berries to some local animal, it digests them, shits them out and they make the coffee from the beans in the excrement.

Run_to_da_hills

2. Black

I use to spend well over €10 a day on service station coffees during the good times. Now it's down to a flask and a carton of milk.

I am a total coffee snob and would never lower myself to instant brands. It has to be bean to cup / ground latte, Cappuccino or espresso.

Bajingo

minidazzler wrote: »

Why would you cool it???

Because third degree burns aint a joke thats why!:mad: