I just got robbed....kinda

InkSlinger67

After a hard evening's swim I decided to treat myself with a sixer of longneck Bulmers. Brought them home and sat down for a relaxing evening of poker and fapping. When I got to the second bottle I found the fecker was empty!!!!! No damage to the bottle, nothing wrong with the lid, just f*cking EMPTY!!!! :mad:

I heard of hampers being sent out to customers who find flies or fingers in branded bread or jam, could the same be true for Clonmel's finest? Have I just won the cider lottery?

minidazzler

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

After a hard evening's swim I decided to treat myself with a sixer of longneck Bulmers. Brought them home and sat down for a relaxing evening of poker and fapping. When I got to the second bottle I found the fecker was empty!!!!! No damage to the bottle, nothing wrong with the lid, just f*cking EMPTY!!!! :mad:

I heard of hampers being sent out to customers who find flies or fingers in branded bread or jam, could the same be true for Clonmel's finest? Have I just won the cider lottery?

No, they simply won't believe you!!

lol. I'd rage personally!!

My name is URL

Ring the helpline and tell them, I'd say they'll send you a voucher for a new 6-pack

PCPhoto

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

After a hard evening's swim I decided to treat myself with a sixer of longneck Bulmers. Brought them home and sat down for a relaxing evening of poker and fapping. When I got to the second bottle I found the fecker was empty!!!!! No damage to the bottle, nothing wrong with the lid, just f*cking EMPTY!!!! :mad:

I heard of hampers being sent out to customers who find flies or fingers in branded bread or jam, could the same be true for Clonmel's finest? Have I just won the cider lottery?

I assume the first actually had some Bulmers in it...... and you actually opened the second one before discovering the lack of liquid in it.

would look silly returning to shop - I bought this six pack earlier - and theres no alcohol in them. (hic !)

stovelid

Piss in the empty bottles and bring them back saying you got the wrong brand.

The next customer will detect little difference in the taste anyway.

InkSlinger67

PCPhoto wrote: »

...you actually opened the second one before discovering the lack of liquid in it.

Nah it was quite noticeable from the weight of the bottle it was empty

*Waves fists in anger*

Duggy747

Yea, bottles tend to get empty after you drink them.

They should fix that one vital flaw.

Dj Stiggie

I work in a pub and that's happened a few times, only with Bulmers mind you.

The empty bottles have been sitting around the shelves out the back for ages now, we've had a few Bulmers deliveries since then, so I can't imagine much happens.

However, when I was about 8 I got a stale Kit Kat that was still in date, sent it back to Nestle and got a cheque for £5 :eek: Not bad money for a kid with a bad bar

So its always worth a shot

partyatmygaff

I once saw a bottle of wine still corked and sealed which was completely empty minus a small drop at the bottom.
Call them and you'll probably get a voucher. So long as you haven't opened it.

cock robin

You should be gratefull OP that some one saved you the trouble of having to drink six Bulmers. Put it down to experience and move on. Do however try another cider one with a flavour. Jumping Jack is a good un and its Irish from Galway I think.

tony1kenobi

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

After a hard evening's swim I decided to treat myself with a sixer of longneck Bulmers.

24 would be a treat. 6 wouldn't quench a thirst. Swim harder.

InkSlinger67

tony1kenobi wrote: »

24 would be a treat. 6 wouldn't quench a thirst. Swim harder.

Maybe next week I'll do a full hour and have some heroin!

tony1kenobi

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Maybe next week I'll do a full hour and have some heroin!

Tht's how wars are won young'un.....keep it up!

Ruu_Old

No ball handling or anything? This thread is disappointing!

OP, you clearly have a problem and have resorted to lying to yourself and your AH friends about your level of drinking.

Now repeat after me....

My name is InkSlinger67 and I'm an alcoholic...

Gillington

Drink beer.