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if cars could talk.

  • 24-11-2009 10:44pm
    #1
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭


    what would they talk about ?

    who/what would they talk to ?

    would they try and hit on other cars, and if so how we they go about it ?

    just for a laugh :)


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  • #2
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPqy9Uwvc34


    :D


  • #3
    G Luxel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭G Luxel


    The Austin Maestro had a talking dashboard.....:D


  • #4
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    "Turn left at the next roundabout, turn right at the next junction, 400 yards until major crossroads, abandon ship" - Satnav girl.


  • #5
    Hal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,720 ✭✭✭Hal1


    'Oh no not this crappy statoil crap again' :p.


  • #6
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Mine is going around saying "Zoom zoom zoom..hey zoom zoom zoom" constantly!


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  • #7
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Id say the Lamborghinis would be like the Lady Gaga of the car world. Beautiful, but some would be unsure of its gender for some reason


  • #8
    Mr.David
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    Car: "Please please dont let her drive me again, she has my clutch in ribbons. She never loves me gently like you do......and she makes me play fookin Abba all the time :mad:".

    Wimmens :P


  • #9
    Thornography
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Thornography


    It'd tell ya exactly whats wrong with it and what to change!

    A good life for all tbh.

    That and it`d sing with me on long journeys lol.


  • #10
    BlackWizard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,282 ✭✭✭BlackWizard


    "I was abused by my last partner. Always physically forced me into bringing him for a ride when I didn't want to."


  • #11
    Drummerboy08
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,102 ✭✭✭✭Drummerboy08


    "Ah, me back seat cant take anymore"


    :pac:


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  • #12
    BlackWizard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,282 ✭✭✭BlackWizard


    Thornography wrote: »
    It'd tell ya exactly whats wrong with it and what to change!

    A good life for all tbh.

    That and it`d sing with me on long journeys lol.

    Ideally we would say the same about women if we never met them before. They would always tell you what's on their mind, what is wrong and will love your talents no matter how bad they are. But that couldn't be more wrong :(

    So I reckon a talking car might be opening a can of endless worms.


  • #13
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Wouldn't like to be stuck talking to a Passat at a dinner Party,

    Would an S-Max be a MILF?

    Now a Lotus Elise would be the job, a lightweight supermodel whose top was off most of the time :D


  • #14
    Mr.David
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    colm_mcm wrote: »

    Now a Lotus Elise would be the job, a lightweight supermodel whose top was off most of the time :D

    Ya, and the mk1 elise was mad for blowing your gasket!


  • #15
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,222 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    mine seems to already talk.
    Everytime I drive it keeps saying faster faster faster


  • #16
    Anan1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Anan1


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Wouldn't like to be stuck talking to a Passat at a dinner Party
    :D


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