If Aliens came and where given the Boards.ie Archive

me-skywalker

If Aliens wiped out the whole human race and all that was left was one computer with only boards on it...

What the hell would they ever learn? Hopefully After Hours would be blocked or something otherwise they might think we actually deserved to be wiped out!

mukki

hope this thread wont be on it

AckwelFoley

They'd have finally found where their long lost son was.

He was modding the paranormal and magic and illusion forums :pac:

laugh

The Data Centre where the servers are located would be handy?

Cupcake_Crisis

If aliens wiped out the entire human race i dont think they'd be very interested in any of our internet ramblings...

dr.bollocko

I bet my thanks count would go through the ****ing roof.

CreepingDeath

me-skywalker wrote: »

What the hell would they ever learn?

They'd probably think all the anti-traveller threads were about them.

K-Ren

''We come.....in Civics"

Jako8

They'd probably say,


"No sign of intelligence here"

Riddle101

I think if Aliens invaded Earth and went onto Boards.ie or more specifically After Hours, they'd pack up and go home due to the mindnumbing ramblings that go on.

laugh

Riddle101 wrote: »

I think if Aliens invaded Earth and went onto Boards.ie or more specifically After Hours, they'd pack up and go home due to the mindnumbing ramblings that go on.

:rolleyes: You'd want a numb mind to come back to a mind numbing forum.

Karoma

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

If aliens wiped out the entire human race i dont think they'd be very interested in any of our internet ramblings...

Maybe they need documented justification - boards.ie and YouTube comments would suffice.


They'd clone yore ma and Chuck Norris to see if they could create a creature that is the answer to everything.

me-skywalker

could write a film on it... a civilisation that was founded on the ramblings on the After Hours thread...

• the leader would be a moderator

• normal working class people cant start conversations or end them

• middle class people can only initiate conversation and the handling of wealth

• upper class people are the only ones with the power to distribute the wealth

• and cannot be asked questions of face their mouth being gagged for days/hours

ball

There's a good chance they wouldn't be able to speak English.

Fizman

ball wrote: »

There's a good chance they wouldn't be able to speak English.

Which would stand them in good stead for when they tackle these archives.

Corkfeen

They'd be stuck with a load of dead links. It would be meaningless.:D They wouldn't even be able to watch the youtube clips!

robbie_998

they'd find out that brummytom has no life and his only ambition in life that keeps him going is porn.

dr.bollocko

robbie_998 wrote: »

they'd find out that brummytom every AH poster has no life and his only ambition in life that keeps him going is porn.

FYP

brummytom

robbie_998 wrote: »

they'd find out that brummytom has no life and his only ambition in life that keeps him going is porn.

Not true. My only ambition in life is to get laid, fúck porn

robbie_998

brummytom wrote: »

Not true. My only ambition in life is to get laid, f*ck porn

yeah but thats never gonna happen :P

Midnight_EG

robbie_998 wrote: »

yeah but thats never gonna happen, with a girl :P

FYP

oisinmc14

me-skywalker wrote: »

could write a film on it... a civilisation that was founded on the ramblings on the After Hours thread...

• the leader would be a moderator

• normal working class people cant start conversations or end them

• middle class people can only initiate conversation and the handling of wealth

• upper class people are the only ones with the power to distribute the wealth

• and cannot be asked questions of face their mouth being gagged for days/hours

so Ireland today then?

electrogrimey

me-skywalker wrote: »

If Aliens wiped out the whole human race and all that was left was one computer with only boards on it...

What the hell would they ever learn? Hopefully After Hours would be blocked or something otherwise they might think we actually deserved to be wiped out!

They'd think either Luke or Anakin Skywalker was a frequent poster to the website, and would wonder why he didn't understand the difference between where and were, or when it is necessary to link to a website and when it is not.

opinion guy

I'm pretty sure they'd say:

Who the f**k are these Jedward jokers ?

Edit: unless of course picking up Jedward transmissions were the reason they'd invaded in the first place....and lets face it....who would blame them....

electrogrimey

Unless Jedward are they aliens...:eek:

Riddle101

electrogrimey wrote: »

Unless Jedward are they aliens...:eek:

Nope they're people unfortunately. Really annoying people:mad:

electrogrimey

Riddle101 wrote: »

Nope they're people unfortunately. Really annoying people:mad:

Have you seen...down there?

shqipshume

They were right to wipe out human race

Tellox

They'd make us feel better with some space cash

<edit>****, sorry, didn't read the whole "being wiped out" part of it there. Er, probably justify their genocide then.

CrazyRabbit

Just in case this happens, I suggest we create a sub forum for them now.

Seloth

Imagine they re-created the Human civilisation based on boards!!!!...it'd be so Irish

super_furry

Yore ma! would be in a for a good inter-gallactic seeing to.

Wazdakka

I for one welcome our new alien overlords..