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Where are you going for Christmas

newmills · 2009-11-23 14:43:32

What's the plan? Is it back home to the loving care of your family? Are you going to your in-laws (or outlaws as you lovingly refer to them)? Are you staying at home to wallow in pity with a tin of roses or are you getting on the plane to say "so long suckers" to the rest of us. This christmas i will be heading down to the…

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What's the plan?

Is it back home to the loving care of your family? Are you going to your in-laws (or outlaws as you lovingly refer to them)? Are you staying at home to wallow in pity with a tin of roses or are you getting on the plane to say "so long suckers" to the rest of us.

This christmas i will be heading down to the parents in law where my mother in law will force feed me until i'm ready to be sick. The father in law will be there looking at me cause i have the audacity to eat the turkey and ham he paid for (resentful bastard) - miserable shíte - you may have a stuffed turkey but i stuffed your daughter!! I'll be there praying he chokes on a turkey bone so that i can shout "stand back i'm first aid trained" (i did a 3 day course in ashbourne 6 years ago) - then i'll proceed to punching him in the guts til the bone either dislodges or kills him outright - hopefully the latter.

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Where are you going this Christmas 71 votes

Back home to the bosom of my family

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To the in-laws

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Stuck at home

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I'm out of here suckers

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I have to work. Sucks to be me.

11% 8 votes

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#2 23-11-2009 2:45pm

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newmills wrote: »

What's the plan?

What are you up to?

Why the interest? Are you a burglar??

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#3 23-11-2009 2:47pm

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To the couch then to the fridge, then to the couch then to the fridge, couch again, fridge, couch, fridge, couch, fridge ............... fridge, couch, fridge, then to the shed to get more beer to put in the fridge, then to the couch, then to the dinner table, then to the fridge, couch, fridge, couch........

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#4 23-11-2009 2:47pm

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Bed --> sitting room --> kitchen -->sitting room --> bed.

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#5 23-11-2009 2:51pm

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keefg wrote: »

Why the interest? Are you a burglar??

Yeah..you know the 2 guys on the eircom phonewatch ad....i'm both of them

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#6 23-11-2009 2:54pm

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davyjose wrote: »

To the couch then to the fridge, then to the couch then to the fridge, couch again, fridge, couch, fridge, couch, fridge ............... fridge, couch, fridge, then to the shed to get more beer to put in the fridge, then to the couch, then to the dinner table, then to the fridge, couch, fridge, couch........

I like it!

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#7 23-11-2009 2:54pm

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I'm going to Boxfresh's house

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055748455//

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#8 23-11-2009 2:55pm

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New York

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#9 23-11-2009 2:57pm

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Heading down the country to spend the day with my family and relatives. Should be fun

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#10 23-11-2009 3:06pm

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a private villa in lanzarote.

so long suckers.

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#11 23-11-2009 3:10pm

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Where's the "Work" option?

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#12 23-11-2009 3:11pm

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Back to Mayo.
Wesht is besht

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#13 23-11-2009 3:28pm

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I'm gonna be at home. The day will be spent on the couch with my crate of Erdinger. Then it will momentarily move to the kitchen, and back to the couch again. Should be good

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#14 23-11-2009 3:34pm

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Myself and the O/H will be at home. Just the 2 of us. Some family live close by so a quick visit to them in the morning, drop pressies to kids etc. and then back home for the day!

Eating, drinking & being merry! maybe a snooze on the sofa after dinner, with the heating on full blast & the usual Christmas viewing on the telly in the background!

Can't wait!

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#15 23-11-2009 3:41pm

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Im heading west to the inlaws...
Looking forward to being waited on for a change, but dreading the rows - there are always rows!:o

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#16 23-11-2009 3:55pm

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Jay P wrote: »

I'm gonna be at home. The day will be spent on the couch with my crate of Erdinger. Then it will momentarily move to the kitchen, and back to the couch again. Should be good

Thats exactly my plan

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#17 23-11-2009 4:01pm

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Will be staying at home, cooking dinner - eating and drinking too much.

My sisters will be staying for the few days - plenty of rows to look forward to.

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#18 23-11-2009 4:21pm

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Heading home too to the family. Me and my sister get piddly eyed on "breakfast cocktails", sober up, visit relations, have a row, makeup cos its xmas day, dinner in my aunts,get drunk again, play charades or some other lame 1970s game, only fools and horses, eastenders omnibus, tin of roses, dvd, bed! Same every year and i pretend i hate it but i secretly love all of it.

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#19 23-11-2009 4:22pm

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Going home to warm weather and sunshine!

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#20 23-11-2009 4:22pm

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Not much, wifey is working so probably not much.

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#21 23-11-2009 4:50pm

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Cuba, Canada or Colombia. Somewhere beginning with a C.

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#22 23-11-2009 5:07pm

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Austria with my brother in law and his missus. My first ever white Christmas. Awwww.

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#23 23-11-2009 5:13pm

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Spastafarian wrote: »

Where's the "Work" option?

Added.
I shall be going home to the manor bollocko.

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#24 23-11-2009 5:24pm

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InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Cuba, Canada or Colombia. Somewhere beginning with a C.

Cavan perhaps?:pac:

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#25 23-11-2009 5:29pm

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Munich, Germany!

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#26 23-11-2009 5:31pm

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I've been invited to my sisters house this year along with the rest of the tribe. Should be good, her cooking has improved over the last few years. Then back home and maybe some sort of party.

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#27 23-11-2009 6:23pm

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InKonspikuou2 wrote: »

Cuba, Canada or Colombia. Somewhere beginning with a C.

strangely enough thats my plan too, and i can't fucking wait

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#28 23-11-2009 6:41pm

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In My Ireland people come to me.

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#29 23-11-2009 6:42pm

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davyjose wrote: »

To the couch then to the fridge, then to the couch then to the fridge, couch again, fridge, couch, fridge, couch, fridge ............... fridge, couch, fridge, then to the shed to get more beer to put in the fridge, then to the couch, then to the dinner table, then to the fridge, couch, fridge, couch........

Nice plan, I like

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