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Mum of 13 kids wont stop till has twins.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Labour must be a walk in the park for her by this stage.

    Isn't there a twin gene btw?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    She just needs some anti-twin autosuggestion therapy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    All I've ever wanted is twins or triplets. It's my biggest wish, and I'm going to keep trying until I do it.

    Nice.. She makes all 13 of her kids feel like they're dissapointing there mother just for not being born the way she wanted.
    That and she lives with 12 of the kids and her current partner in a three bedroom council house while claiming 50 thousand puonds a year from the government..

    I vote this woman for mother of the year!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Er.. ''good to see taxpayers money put to good use''.

    Her partner works and she gets the same child allowance as anyone else. Your comment is a tad bit sensationalist and not very fair at all.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,982 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Has she never heard of adoption??:confused:
    It would save her the taxpayers a fortune, compared to raising those non-twin kids.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Some of her children names are... well no comment really.
    Her mammoth brood now comprises Patrick, 23, Stephen, 13, Malachai, 12, Peppermint, 11, Echo, 10, Eli, nine, Rogue, eight, Frodo, seven, Morpheus, five, Artemis, four, Blackbird, three, Baudelaire, two, and nine-month-old Voorhees.
    Wonder will she call her twins John and Edward?

    That's ridiculous - having more kids just because she wants twins/triplets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    all she needs is some cop on... i hear spar sells it a euro a can...


    most people like her cant afford it id say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Christ, look at the names she's given the children...


  • Moderators Posts: 51,982 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Schism wrote: »
    Christ, look at the names she's given the children...
    you could almost tell what movies she watched just before she went into labour:pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead's mother done something similar back in the 70's. She declared to the world back in 76 "I have decided to have a baby and it is my hope that the child shall be the most intelligent, handsome, popular being in the whole wide world. If the first baby doesn't meet this criteria, I shall keep on trying until I finally produce perfection"

    As you may already have guessed, Pighead is an only child.:cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Er.. ''good to see taxpayers money put to good use''.

    Her partner works and she gets the same child allowance as anyone else. Your comment is a tad bit sensationalist and not very fair at all.

    Right, so lets all have 13 kids and we'll all be able to claim loads of money and wont have to work and let someone else pay for the kids. Oh wait, that wont work out would it. Her and her husband are a huge drain on economy despite his work. The cost of every birth in NHS costs taxpayer a fortune. COuncil housing costs a fortune. ongoing medical care and education for 13 kids costs a fortune. She probably gets hundreds of thousands a year in housing, cash,education,medical treatment etc for her family and the husand probably pays a few grand in tax if even that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    koth wrote: »
    you could almost tell what movies she watched just before she went into labour:pac:

    Heh yeah. It's like they've all got gaming handles already, if they grow up and play games online they'll probably use names like Tom or John.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    this goes back to the whole you need a license for a dog but any muppet can have a kid argument


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    There really should be some law against calling children stupid names: Peppermint, Echo, Rogue, Frodo, Morpheus, Blackbird and Voorhees. I suppose they do have enough older brothers to sort out any problems.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Something must be wrong with her head.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,146 Mod ✭✭✭✭robinph


    jerseyeire wrote: »
    There really should be some law against calling children stupid names: Peppermint, Echo, Rogue, Frodo, Morpheus, Blackbird and Voorhees. I suppose they do have enough older brothers to sort out any problems.

    I don't get Morpheus, wasn't the Matrix before LoTR and X-Men? Seems that she got the naming of the kids out of sequence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    AlcoholicA wrote: »
    this goes back to the whole you need a license for a dog but any muppet can have a kid argument
    Yes, that very old argument.
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of-13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

    Good to see taxpayers money going to good use. I hear people saying social welfare is so much better here in Ireland , wonder how much she would get in Ireland?
    Responsible or irresponsible?
    Er... responsible? Kinda strange question.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    robinph wrote: »
    I don't get Morpheus, wasn't the Matrix before LoTR and X-Men? Seems that she got the naming of the kids out of sequence.

    seems to me she got a lot more than that out of sequence :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    robinph wrote: »
    I don't get Morpheus, wasn't the Matrix before LoTR and X-Men? Seems that she got the naming of the kids out of sequence.

    Maybe Morpheus's daddy was black?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead's mother done something similar back in the 70's. She declared to the world back in 76 "I have decided to have a baby and it is my hope that the child shall be the most intelligent, handsome, popular being in the whole wide world. If the first baby doesn't meet this criteria, I shall keep on trying until I finally produce perfection"

    As you may already have guessed, Pighead is an only child.:cool:

    Sorry to hear your ma died during childbirth & never realised her dream.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Patrick, 23, Stephen, 13, Malachai, 12, Peppermint, 11, Echo, 10, Eli, nine, Rogue, eight, Frodo, seven, Morpheus, five, Artemis, four, Blackbird, three, Baudelaire, two, and nine-month-old Voorhees

    Halloween must be interesting in that house.
    Seriously what a numpty. Doesn't she know she is ruining the environment ??


    Edit: humourous typo fixed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    Doesn't she know she is running the environment ??

    On children?


    : P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan




    Seriously what a numpty. Doesn't she know she is running the environment ??

    She's not doing a great job at the moment and should be fired with immediate effect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Saibh wrote: »
    Some of her children names are... well no comment really.

    Wonder will she call her twins John and Edward?

    That's ridiculous - having more kids just because she wants twins/triplets.

    John and Edward are normal names (the names that is).

    She'll probably call them "KFC Jacks" after their place of conception as is the current trend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Patrick, 23, Stephen, 13, Malachai, 12, Peppermint, 11, Echo, 10, Eli, nine, Rogue, eight, Frodo, seven, Morpheus, five, Artemis, four, Blackbird, three, Baudelaire, two, and nine-month-old Voorhees

    I really hope that 9 month old Voorhees was named after watching an episode of 'Saved by the Bell'.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_Voorhies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    pwhite587 wrote: »
    I really hope that 9 month old Voorhees was named after watching an episode of 'Saved by the Bell'.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_Voorhies

    Nope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭Zippitydoo


    Nope


    Now that really sums it up! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Wazdakka wrote: »

    I know Jason is more likely but a Saved by the Bell actor would be way funnier.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Patrick is 23 and then the remaining 12 kids are aged between 13 and nine months. Patrick must have been one huge baby.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Not point in getting worked up. This person most likely doesnt exist


  • Moderators Posts: 51,982 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Not point in getting worked up. This person most likely doesnt exist
    Actually it would be 14 people;):p

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    That's not a family.

    That's a personalised government-funded army.

    Or a ciminal gang.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    Her mammoth brood now comprises Patrick, 23, Stephen, 13, Malachai, 12, Peppermint, 11, Echo, 10, Eli, nine, Rogue, eight, Frodo, seven, Morpheus, five, Artemis, four, Blackbird, three, Baudelaire, two, and nine-month-old Voorhees.

    I can tell straight away by those names she is a terrible mother. Frodo? Morpheus? Artemis? What the **** is she at, giving them horrible names till the twins pop out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead's mother done something similar back in the 70's. She declared to the world back in 76 "I have decided to have a baby and it is my hope that the child shall be the most intelligent, handsome, popular being in the whole wide world. If the first baby doesn't meet this criteria, I shall keep on trying until I finally produce perfection"

    As you may already have guessed, Pighead is an only child.:cool:

    So she gave up said fcuk it ones enough i'll kove the little dunce no matter what


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of-13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

    Good to see taxpayers money going to good use. I hear people saying social welfare is so much better here in Ireland , wonder how much she would get in Ireland?
    Responible or irresponsible?

    And shes pregnant with the 14th?! They should slip her doctor a few bills to whack her out of it on drugs during the labour, and do a quick number on her down there. Scroungy cow.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 986 ✭✭✭jenzz


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead's mother done something similar back in the 70's. She declared to the world back in 76 "I have decided to have a baby and it is my hope that the child shall be the most intelligent, handsome, popular being in the whole wide world. If the first baby doesn't meet this criteria, I shall keep on trying until I finally produce perfection"

    As you may already have guessed, Pighead is an only child.:cool:

    ha ha = partners mum says that all the time " I kept going till I had perfection " 10 little babies later out he popped lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    The odds of having twins is 1 in 90 pregnancies so she could have a lot further to go then she thinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Stupid woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    She sounds like she's addicted to being pregnant.
    Jeeze, when I say I'm never having kids people call me strange and say it's our duty as humans to keep the planet populated. :rolleyes:
    This lovely lady is doing it for me people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Would Social Services not step in, for the sake of the children. They're not living in squalor, but they're seriously overcrowded.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    She looks kind of like Alfred Hitchcock in that photo


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