$1.5M Russian SUV features Diamonds & Whale Penis Leather

powerzjim · 22-11-2009 1:04pm #1

whale penis what the hell???!!!!

:eek::eek::eek:

Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition

'FEATURES

1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

& THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.'

Rhyme · 22-11-2009 1:08pm

It's just the foreskin, not the penis itself.

...like that makes it any better.

Quazzie · 22-11-2009 1:12pm

That SUV is hideous ugly, really OTT, and extremely in your face....

... I want one:D

ejmaztec · 22-11-2009 1:12pm

Those Uber-Rich Russkies are some tacky feckers.:eek:

..and they like mixing with the big knobs.

Whosbetter? · 22-11-2009 1:13pm

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth.:rolleyes:

Stryderman · 22-11-2009 1:14pm

haha thats crazy!

super_furry · 22-11-2009 1:15pm

How long before Stephen Ireland buys one?

22-11-2009 1:17pm

Meh, its no Canyonero...

Dravokivich · 22-11-2009 1:25pm

Rhyme wrote: »

It's just the foreskin, not the penis itself.

...like that makes it any better.

that was a reference to Onasis' yought...

- Drav!

22-11-2009 1:30pm

Their main website is ridiculous... Remember lookin through it a month ago. Classic.

http://dartz.eu/en/dartz_site_contactz

Scroll down

enda1 · 22-11-2009 1:37pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

that was a reference to Onasis' yought...

- Drav!

Yeah the Christina Onasis boat has whale cock seats in the bar as far as I remember.

Kinda similar really in that the boat was a war supply ship (I think) converted to a luxury liner, and the Hummer was an army 4x4 converted to a "luxury" car.

RMD · 22-11-2009 1:38pm

They really overdid it with Whale foreskin leather, couldn't just use some extremely rare breed of cow or something? It might be flashy and all that, but don't say if you had 1.5 million lying around you wouldn't buy one;)

Captain Darling · 22-11-2009 1:40pm

Apperently Lenin drove one. Very handy for picking up your weekly state rations.

Oh yeah, and in Soviet Russia suv drives you, or some drivel to that effect.

Bajingo · 22-11-2009 1:53pm

I dont think i'd fancy sitting on whale penis seats..but is it not illegal? What would the whale warriors have to say?!

22-11-2009 1:54pm

Bajingo wrote: »

I dont think i'd fancy sitting on whale penis seats..but is it not illegal? What would the whale warriors have to say?!

You're in an armored truck.. Who cares what they have to say :cool:

Captain Darling · 22-11-2009 1:55pm

Sit on my penis.........

Its made of whale.

Diabhal Beag · 22-11-2009 1:56pm

Never new whales had dicks. They must be gigantic

22-11-2009 2:05pm

Rhyme wrote: »

It's just the foreskin, not the penis itself.

...like that makes it any better.

I didn't know whales were jewish.

jumpguy · 22-11-2009 2:17pm

Jesus that's pretty gay.

Literally. Everytime you touch that seat, you're touching penis.

22-11-2009 2:21pm

jumpguy wrote: »

Jesus that's pretty gay.

Literally. Everytime you touch that seat, you're touching penis.

You must have a tough time taking a piss jumpguy.. :rolleyes:

Soldie · 22-11-2009 2:34pm

So, essentially, you'd be riding the cock if you drove one of those. :eek:

jumpguy · 22-11-2009 2:35pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You must have a tough time taking a piss jumpguy.. :rolleyes:

I've mastered the hands-free tactic sitting down that is.

sceptre · 22-11-2009 2:38pm

Have whale foreskin seats and you'll need bulletproof glass for all the PETA attacks with their sea-kittens.

`In fact we are launching a version of this new model in 2012, just for Latin America.

`This will commemorate the fact that Trotsky was killed in Mexico with an ice pick in 1940.

`As such, the Latin version will come with a gold ice axe to mark this fact.`

Now that's classy.

allanb49 · 22-11-2009 2:43pm

Cocky arent those russians

rizzee · 22-11-2009 3:47pm

In Soviet Russia SUV drives YOU!

WoollyRedHat · 22-11-2009 4:06pm

Bajingo wrote: »

I dont think i'd fancy sitting on whale penis seats..but is it not illegal? What would the whale warriors have to say?!

Free willy!

Manic Moran · 22-11-2009 5:21pm

I think survivable SUV Russian luxury is probably better noted by something like this snazzed-up BRDM-2 armoured car.

Also has night vision and the possibility of a machinegun mount. Probably has better off-road capabilities too. It's also amphibious, bullet-proof and, I'll wager, cheaper. Well. Less ridiculously expensive. Yet still has plenty of room inside, comfy leather seats, carpeting, wood panelling...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/970747484_70ed8025f6.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/969890235_0a474a6ac8.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/969890983_a57199db30.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/970749320_3e82000b0e.jpg

NTM

one-angry-dwarf · 22-11-2009 5:30pm

Jesus, that's the tackiest thing I've ever seen. Whale penis leather? What kind of a **** would you have to be to actually want one?

Spastafarian · 22-11-2009 5:51pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

Apperently Lenin drove one. Very handy for picking up your weekly state rations.

Oh yeah, and in Soviet Russia suv drives you, or some drivel to that effect.

In Soviet Russia whale penis sits on you.

Stercus Accidit · 22-11-2009 6:04pm

Manic Moran wrote: »

I think survivable SUV Russian luxury is probably better noted by something like this snazzed-up BRDM-2 armoured car.

Also has night vision and the possibility of a machinegun mount. Probably has better off-road capabilities too. It's also amphibious, bullet-proof and, I'll wager, cheaper. Well. Less ridiculously expensive. Yet still has plenty of room inside, comfy leather seats, carpeting, wood panelling...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1046/970747484_70ed8025f6.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/969890235_0a474a6ac8.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1263/969890983_a57199db30.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/970749320_3e82000b0e.jpg

NTM

Brilliant

And regarding the whale cock suv, I would not be able to sit in that thing, if I did I would not touch anything in there, its lined with penis ffs.

Poor Uncle Tom · 22-11-2009 6:16pm

powerzjim wrote: »

whale penis

Quazzie wrote: »

in your face

snigger....

It's Tonka meets Humvee

The_Minister · 22-11-2009 6:26pm

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Never new whales had dicks. They must be gigantic

Google images is your friend. And the bringer of nightmares.

2 interesting notes:
1. A whales penis is called a 'dork'.
2. In Moby Dick a man where's a coat made from one.