Extreme stupidity filter immunity

NoQuarter

OK mods its that time of year again for myself(assignments) and of course im doing every possible other thing to avoid doing them so i have a challenge for myself!

So you lot can set me challenges and i will do them and if i pass say 5? challenges can i get immunity from being banned from that thread?

Obviously you should give me tasks where i can prove i have completed them!

Ok so have we got a deal???

Sarky

I want a shrubbery.

NoQuarter

Next.:)

Sarky

I want another shrubbery. Put it next to the other only slightly higher and with a little path going down the middle.

NoQuarter

Done.



Next?

Sarky

Sh*t, I dunno. A nice haiku maybe?

NoQuarter

Snow drift water down
fire burns those without crown
eyes will stay open.....



two more to go

Sarky

Blimey, you're good.

How about you MSPaint something up to show how much you want immunity?

NoQuarter

Voila!


Is this my last task? YAY!:pac:

Sarky

Impressive.

For your last task you must successfully troll The Ladies Lounge parody a recent chart hit by changing the lyrics to describe the Cuckoo's Nest.

NoQuarter

"Recent" chart hit is subjective so....


Presenting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh7On1xyhT4

Cuckoos Paradise

As I flick through the posts inside the Cuckoos Nest.
I take a look at my threads, and realise my lifes bereft, yo.
'Cuz I've been typin' and trollin so long that.
Even my mama thinks that i stay up till dawn.

But I ain't never crossed matt holck when he didn't deserve it.
Spoutin crazy ass poems, you now that's unheard of.
You'd better watch how you're talking and were you walking .
Or Sarky might just send you on a two week walk.

I really hate to trip but I don' really care.
Ask a stupid question get a stupid ans-wer, FOOL.
I am stew da king, and all the nesters wanna sing;.
Picture association or BLARTS pronunciation.


Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


In the single peoples thread, they got me down.
They can't live a normal life, they cant even get a man.
So I gotta be down wit the count team.
Gettin to one million seems to be their dream.

Lots of educated fools wit silly sh1t on their minds.
playin games like "in my pants" while sittin on their behinds.
I'm a loped out gangster smokin a kipper.
Word association(FRY UP) would go great with a chipper, FOOL.

Immunity ain't notin but a heartbeat away.
Im gonna troll the ladies lounge now, what can I say.
I'm intrested and i post there when i can.
But when they see my next thread gonna be a perma ban.


Tell me whhyyyy are we,
Perrverts and creeeeps,
Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.


Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


Amp and Da-rigger, Da-rigger and da amp
Minute after minute, gettin **** cramp.
Talkin bout Queen mise, really cudda killed her
Me and cyberwolf immune, from da stupidity filta.


They say lets count to ten, but they get to sixty seven.
On their second thread now will they get to a million??
I guess they can't.
I guess they won't.
I guess they fcuked.
Does anybody care cause that thread sucks, FOOL.


Bin spending most their lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Bin spending most their lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives postin in a Cuckoos Paradise.
Keep spending most our lives trollin in a Cuckoos Paradise.


Tell me whhyyyy are we,
perrverts and creeeeps,
Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.


Tell me whhyyyy are we,
perrverts and creeeeps,
Who make up ttwwoooo whole threads
about diiissssgussting peeeeeeps.

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My god im completely gonna fail my assignment!!

But have i got immunity?? have i have i have i??

NoQuarter

You have received an infraction at boards.ie
Dear king-stew,

You have received an infraction at boards.ie.

Reason: Being Naughty

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Infraction given for Sexism thread in The Ladies Lounge.

Maple

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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

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dr.bollocko

I can't believe you actually trolled the ladies lounge. Hehehe.

Jesus Wept

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I can't believe you actually trolled the ladies lounge. Hehehe.

heh, seems standard.


Stew, you are my hero, you'll always have immunity with me.
Song could have used more rigger.
9/10

NoQuarter

The-Rigger wrote: »

Stew, you are my hero, you'll always have immunity with me.
Song could have used more rigger.
9/10

Thanks pal, oh and hope that **** cramp eases up soon!

Jesus Wept

I'm tryping with my 4head

KnifeWRENCH

king-stew wrote: »

Snow drift water down
fire burns those without crown
eyes will stay open.....

[pedant]That "haiku" only has 6 syllables in it's second line. [/pedant]

*shakes head and tuts*

Jesus Wept

well spotted.
Start over Stew.

NoQuarter

Not by my dublin accent, fi-re...

Plus im sure the japanese would pronounce fire similarly! Game, Set and match.


Proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

Sarky

Class act, all the way.

NoQuarter

Sarky wrote: »

Class act, all the way.

Just unfortunate you missed the ladies lounge thread before they deleted it!

What i can tell you is that it involved this pic:




So can i post in the thread now???

Sarky

ANYONE can post in that thread.

NoQuarter

Sarky wrote: »

ANYONE can post in that thread.

AAAAHHHAAAA

Will i be banned?? or does my name go into the charter??

Sarky

What, did you think I was going to give you immunity or something..?

NoQuarter

Only one way to find out!

Sarky

There are more ways than that. But only one is recklessly daft.

kerash

All hail king-stew

D4RK ONION

That was incredible. Bravo!