Do you take the poo during lunch (work or school whatever)

User45701

Its a thing ive noticed - noone is ever taking a dump during lunch in work and i dont remember it happening in school either.

So whats the story? - People see taking a dump as a way to get a extra few min off work/class?

We always have good reading material in the toilet in work - i dont care when i go but i dont like taking a dump first thing in the morning - i start to lose my balance when i try to run afterwards (beause taking a dump before i leave for work always make me a little late)

ronnie3585

Never sh*t on your own time, duh.

Captain Darling

User45701 wrote: »

Its a thing ive noticed - noone is ever taking a dump during lunch in work and i dont remember it happening in school either.

So whats the story? - People see taking a dump as a way to get a extra few min off work/class?

We always have good reading material in the toilet in work - i dont care when i go but i dont like taking a dump first thing in the morning - i start to lose my balance when i try to run afterwards (beause taking a dump before i leave for work always make me a little late)

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MagicMarker

People are empty by that time.

My usual poo poo time is between 8am-11am.

FlutterinBantam

Look sonny, best time to evacuate is circa 1130.

Good pressure on the sphintc and low traffic in the ****ters.

You can build up to N1 and unload with ease ,confident that your fellow cubees won't hear any splatther sounds.

Get a good torque going, best from a hovering position, and blow the load out.


You'll feel a new man afterwards.

Trust me on that one.

partyatmygaff

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Look sonny, best time to evacuate is circa 1130.

Good pressure on the sphintc and low traffic in the ****ters.

You can build up to N1 and unload with ease ,confident that your fellow cubees won't hear any splatther sounds.

Get a good torque going, best from a hovering position, and blow the load out.


You'll feel a new man afterwards.

Trust me on that one.

If there is anyone you could trust about the sh1tter, its this guy.

Bazzy

never sh1t on your own time man may as well get paid for dumping!

TheZohanS

User45701 wrote: »

Its a thing ive noticed - noone is ever taking a dump during lunch in work and i dont remember it happening in school either.

So whats the story? - People see taking a dump as a way to get a extra few min off work/class?

We always have good reading material in the toilet in work - i dont care when i go but i dont like taking a dump first thing in the morning - i start to lose my balance when i try to run afterwards (beause taking a dump before i leave for work always make me a little late)

The Flutt is the only person allowed to start toilet threads and he's not due one 'til next week.

/edit...ah fuck it...its Friday

orourkeda

I have timed cable laying time at about 12.30.

I usually offload then then a mug of tea to replace all the expended energy and then we're ready for lunch. I might get the occasional bonus dump at about 4.30pm.

El Weirdo

TheZohan wrote: »

he's not due one 'til next week.

/edit...ah fuck it...its Friday

Due what? A dump? Jesus...:eek:

FlutterinBantam

orourkeda wrote: »

I have timed cable laying time at about 12.30.

I usually offload then then a mug of tea to replace all the expended energy and then we're ready for lunch. I might get the occasional bonus dump at about 4.30pm.

Now ,word of warning, if ,after laying cable at 12.30 you need to cut rope at 1630,your lunch my be excessively stodgy.

My theory is, bunt out the pipes around 1130 and take on some small amount of food at lunchtime.

This avoids the 3 o'clock slump and I recommend fresh orange juice to keep the system fresh.Tropicana is good.

Then home at the normal time and after dinner, ping out a good solid coil.

Chop chop.. ready for the next day then.

citizen_p

emm no.....most school bathrooms are disgusting and you would more than likley get a handful of water or somthing thrown over you....or some abuse

I come back from lunch and go to the toilet five mins later if we're not too busy.. Handy out.

Rented Mule

Burn your mules at work.

Saves you a fortune on bog roll.

Alan_007_

I wouldn't have a dump in my school even during class,never mind lunch.Some of the lads in my school have no notion of hygiene:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Piss all over the seats and on the floor.Its just so bad it'd make you:eek::eek::eek:

El Weirdo

Alan_007_ wrote: »

I wouldn't have a dump in my school even during class,never mind lunch.Some of the lads in my school have no notion of hygiene:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I should think not!

Alan_007_

El Weirdo wrote: »

I should think not!

Tried it once.Never again

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sometimes I take my lunch to poo time....doesnt everyone?

OutlawPete

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

You'll feel a new man afterwards. Trust me on that one.

George Michael .. right here on Boards.ie?!? .. *swoon*

AdrianII

benwavner wrote: »

Sometimes I take my lunch to poo time....doesnt everyone?

your not on the clock then mate,

iv noticed in our place, the busist time is between 930 - 1030 for some reason
then the cleaners go into the jacks at 11.10 or so, so for me the perfect time is 11.15, nice clean jacks and no interuptions

mikom

User45701 wrote: »

Do you take the poo during lunch

Take it where?
I have on occasion carried it in a bag to Paul's.

curry-muff

I for one, do my poos at Pauls!!!

flanum

my factory... 300 people/150 per shift.. approx 100 male/5 cubicles... lucky to get in at any time.... and the walls are covered in rubbed off snots/bogies and bits of poo rubbed off from bog roll... and the most childish graffitti! i wish i worked in a lovely comfortable office like the op!

Duggy747

I blocked and flooded my work toilet 3 times within 2 months, thank you very much. (I was eating very well during that period)

And on good news on the toilet front me and the housemate have been dying for a shìte all day...........no toilet paper.

I took a risk 10 minutes ago and said "It could be a phantom one".............I took the risk..................and it paid off (had just enough paper to confirm the result)

The housemate wasn't so lucky :P

itouchmyself

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Never sh*t on your own time, duh.

Well said!!

Came on to say the same :pac: