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  • 18-11-2009 4:15pm
    #1
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭


    If you could see a 24hr ban on topics for discussion in AH, what would you push for? And what would you replace them with?

    I am currently sick of the following:

    Dole scroungers
    Pikeys
    Death sentences
    Athiesm
    People stealing our jawbs

    I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

    Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
    Freak chainsaw accidents
    Backing into people at nighclubs
    Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n
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    #2
    Lux23
    Registered Users Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Dole scroungers

    I think the Ladies Lounge should be banned from discussing their other halfs and things relating to their other halfs for 24 hours. I guarantee you half of them would have nothing to say.


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    #3
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    That fake France/Ireland Croke park box incident.
    Tossers who never come up with something funny and original fallin' over themselves to go " Look guys I found something funny"


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    CountingCrows
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭CountingCrows


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Backing into people at nighclubs
    Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

    Swing both ways eh?


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    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Long Onion wrote: »
    I
    I am currently sick of the following:

    Dole scroungers
    Pikeys
    Death sentences
    Athiesm
    People stealing our jawbs

    I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

    Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
    Freak chainsaw accidents
    Backing into people at nighclubs
    Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

    Less:

    Recession Stephen
    Employment related
    Public/Private sector
    Anything that generalises/lazy threads


    More:

    Happy drunks
    Spider letters
    Aunt/nephew relationships


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    #6
    Sizzler
    Registered Users Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭Sizzler


    Threads asking "What would you do [insert random scenario here]. :rolleyes:


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    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I would like to see threads that reflect on the inherent nihilism of life based on philosophical views that take into account modern day western ideologies of rampant consumerism and materialism versus ancient, more traditional Far East thinkers out looks on a fuedalistic approach to society banned.*















    *This sentence may not actually make sense


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    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Lux23 wrote: »
    I think the Ladies Lounge should be banned from discussing their other halfs and things relating to their other halfs for 24 hours. I guarantee you half of them would have nothing to say.

    Haha, i was just saying the same to my other half..

    LuLz


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    Gone Drinking
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    On a side note, i'd like to see all unfunny threads banned from Afterhours, forever..


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Less:

    Recession Stephen

    Leave me out of it. :D

    anyways - pikeys: we're really not allowed discuss these at all, if you really think about it.

    we shouldn't be allowed discuss anything whatsoever to do with reality tv. talking about celebs is ok though, because they usually get slaughtered.

    talking about irish wimmin should be banned, because in general they are revolting.

    There, i said it.


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    #11
    Long Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Long Onion


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    I would like to see threads that reflect on the inherent nihilism of life based on philosophical views that take into account modern day western ideologies of rampant consumerism and materialism versus ancient, more traditional Far East thinkers out looks on a fuedalistic approach to society banned


    Already been done

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054862628


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    #12
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Less "OMG look at this!!" threads, with a just link to some English rag.

    Clicking the link reveals some article about some kid getting robbed/killed/abused.


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    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Long Onion wrote: »
    People stealing our jawbs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLni3wbndls


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    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Long Onion wrote: »
    If you could see a 24hr ban on topics for discussion in AH, what would you push for? And what would you replace them with?

    I am currently sick of the following:

    Dole scroungers
    Pikeys
    Death sentences
    Athiesm
    People stealing our jawbs

    I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

    Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
    Freak chainsaw accidents
    Backing into people at nighclubs
    Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

    You sir, know the quickest way to my heart


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    Jako8
    Registered Users Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    Long Onion wrote: »
    Cameltoe photos

    Whatever floats your boat.

    cameltoe_jpg-2006.10.14-12.28.33.jpg


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    Kradock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    I'd like to see a 24hr ban on people who live in AH and then think it gives them some kind of superiority over others.


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    #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Threads complaining about AH!


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    #18
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I'd be quite happy if the word 'Scumbag' was banned from AH forever!!

    Talk about overusing a word!! It appears in just about every thread..... :mad:


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    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    I'd be quite happy if the word 'Scumbag' was banned from AH forever!!

    Talk about overusing a word!! It appears in just about every thread..... :mad:

    not to mention "muppet" ffs thats not an insult, it makes the user sound like an absolute idiot :rolleyes:


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    Hells Belle
    Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Hells Belle


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Less:

    More:

    Happy drunks
    Spider letters
    Aunt/nephew relationships

    Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

    One of the Rays on Today FM was talking about Chinese people on Youtube eating fish cooked alive and eaten alive, I'm scared but weirdly want to see it. Also more Pighead pondering threads (loved the cat one!!)and threads about strange gatherings like the Furries etc.

    AH needs more of these wonderful things and less of the verbal lady bashing which is annoying and not funny at all.**

    **Not that fish bashing is any more acceptable


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    #21
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    I'm with Long Onion on this one.

    Sick to the f*cking teeth of Recession Threads/Conversations
    Less of that and more
    Human/Technology Hyrids like the guy with a pen drive for a finger.

    That'd be way cooler. My stupid fingers have no memory at all, and I keep putting down my pen drive and forgetting where it is.


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    #22
    Adiboo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Hells Belle wrote: »
    Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

    http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php


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    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Hells Belle wrote: »
    Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

    **Not that fish bashing is any more acceptable

    Google David Thorne.


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    #24
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Hmmmm.... no mention of Toilet threads

    The good auld TT can't be beat.

    "I cracked the bowl after a feed in Jimmy Chung's"

    "How to get the smell of piss out of a new pair of jocks"

    " So I had a hot one on the clutch in Dublin on Sunday morning, places to go"

    " How to avoid paying for a dump in the Swan centre"

    I'd certainly allow more of these pressing issues:cool:


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    #25
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »

    I'd certainly allow more of these pressing issues:cool:
    Pressing cloth?


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    #26
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Less lazy references to South Park/Simpsons.


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    #27
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Sharting..can never be done enough


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    #28
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    dole scrounger threads, god almighty get rid of them!

    i think ah should just be for the funnies, no serious talk.


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    #29
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    "I cracked the bowl after a feed in Jimmy Chung's":cool:


    I KNEW i'd seen ya in there!!!


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    #30
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I want to see this smiley banned - :rolleyes:


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    #31
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I want to see this smiley banned - :rolleyes:

    :rolleyes:


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