Moratorium

Long Onion

If you could see a 24hr ban on topics for discussion in AH, what would you push for? And what would you replace them with?

I am currently sick of the following:

Dole scroungers
Pikeys
Death sentences
Athiesm
People stealing our jawbs

I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
Freak chainsaw accidents
Backing into people at nighclubs
Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

Lux23

Dole scroungers

I think the Ladies Lounge should be banned from discussing their other halfs and things relating to their other halfs for 24 hours. I guarantee you half of them would have nothing to say.

mikom

That fake France/Ireland Croke park box incident.
Tossers who never come up with something funny and original fallin' over themselves to go " Look guys I found something funny"

CountingCrows

Long Onion wrote: »

Backing into people at nighclubs
Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

Swing both ways eh?

TheZohanS

Long Onion wrote: »

I
I am currently sick of the following:

Dole scroungers
Pikeys
Death sentences
Athiesm
People stealing our jawbs

I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
Freak chainsaw accidents
Backing into people at nighclubs
Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

Less:

Recession Stephen
Employment related
Public/Private sector
Anything that generalises/lazy threads


More:

Happy drunks
Spider letters
Aunt/nephew relationships

Sizzler

Threads asking "What would you do [insert random scenario here]. :rolleyes:

Captain Darling

I would like to see threads that reflect on the inherent nihilism of life based on philosophical views that take into account modern day western ideologies of rampant consumerism and materialism versus ancient, more traditional Far East thinkers out looks on a fuedalistic approach to society banned.*















*This sentence may not actually make sense

Gone Drinking

Lux23 wrote: »

I think the Ladies Lounge should be banned from discussing their other halfs and things relating to their other halfs for 24 hours. I guarantee you half of them would have nothing to say.

Haha, i was just saying the same to my other half..

LuLz

Gone Drinking

On a side note, i'd like to see all unfunny threads banned from Afterhours, forever..

genericguy

TheZohan wrote: »

Less:

Recession Stephen

Leave me out of it.

anyways - pikeys: we're really not allowed discuss these at all, if you really think about it.

we shouldn't be allowed discuss anything whatsoever to do with reality tv. talking about celebs is ok though, because they usually get slaughtered.

talking about irish wimmin should be banned, because in general they are revolting.

There, i said it.

Long Onion

Captain Darling wrote: »

I would like to see threads that reflect on the inherent nihilism of life based on philosophical views that take into account modern day western ideologies of rampant consumerism and materialism versus ancient, more traditional Far East thinkers out looks on a fuedalistic approach to society banned

Already been done

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054862628

biko

Less "OMG look at this!!" threads, with a just link to some English rag.

Clicking the link reveals some article about some kid getting robbed/killed/abused.

jd007

Long Onion wrote: »

People stealing our jawbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLni3wbndls

bluto63

Long Onion wrote: »

If you could see a 24hr ban on topics for discussion in AH, what would you push for? And what would you replace them with?

I am currently sick of the following:

Dole scroungers
Pikeys
Death sentences
Athiesm
People stealing our jawbs

I would like to see relentless promotion of the following:

Oral sex techniques of flying mammals
Freak chainsaw accidents
Backing into people at nighclubs
Cameltoe photos and whether or not they are classed as pr0n

You sir, know the quickest way to my heart

Jako8

Long Onion wrote: »

Cameltoe photos

Whatever floats your boat.

Kradock

I'd like to see a 24hr ban on people who live in AH and then think it gives them some kind of superiority over others.

Fago!

Threads complaining about AH!

rainbowdrop

I'd be quite happy if the word 'Scumbag' was banned from AH forever!!

Talk about overusing a word!! It appears in just about every thread..... :mad:

aDeener

rainbowdrop wrote: »

I'd be quite happy if the word 'Scumbag' was banned from AH forever!!

Talk about overusing a word!! It appears in just about every thread..... :mad:

not to mention "muppet" ffs thats not an insult, it makes the user sound like an absolute idiot :rolleyes:

Hells Belle

TheZohan wrote: »

Less:

More:

Happy drunks
Spider letters
Aunt/nephew relationships

Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

One of the Rays on Today FM was talking about Chinese people on Youtube eating fish cooked alive and eaten alive, I'm scared but weirdly want to see it. Also more Pighead pondering threads (loved the cat one!!)and threads about strange gatherings like the Furries etc.

AH needs more of these wonderful things and less of the verbal lady bashing which is annoying and not funny at all.**

**Not that fish bashing is any more acceptable

Sofiztikated

I'm with Long Onion on this one.

Sick to the f*cking teeth of Recession Threads/Conversations
Less of that and more
Human/Technology Hyrids like the guy with a pen drive for a finger.

That'd be way cooler. My stupid fingers have no memory at all, and I keep putting down my pen drive and forgetting where it is.

Adiboo

Hells Belle wrote: »

Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/good_idea_man_submits_drawing.php

wudangclan

Hells Belle wrote: »

Spider Letters? I'm intrigued..I've googled and I still don't understand, I have a feeling its a letter either written with spiders or by spiders but not sure...

**Not that fish bashing is any more acceptable

Google David Thorne.

FlutterinBantam

Hmmmm.... no mention of Toilet threads

The good auld TT can't be beat.

"I cracked the bowl after a feed in Jimmy Chung's"

"How to get the smell of piss out of a new pair of jocks"

" So I had a hot one on the clutch in Dublin on Sunday morning, places to go"

" How to avoid paying for a dump in the Swan centre"

I'd certainly allow more of these pressing issues:cool:

Captain Darling

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I'd certainly allow more of these pressing issues:cool:

Pressing cloth?

Caoimhín

Less lazy references to South Park/Simpsons.

Degsy

Sharting..can never be done enough

we'llallhavetea_old

dole scrounger threads, god almighty get rid of them!

i think ah should just be for the funnies, no serious talk.

Degsy

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

"I cracked the bowl after a feed in Jimmy Chung's":cool:

I KNEW i'd seen ya in there!!!

IvySlayer

I want to see this smiley banned - :rolleyes:

Degsy

IvySlayer wrote: »

I want to see this smiley banned - :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: