My dog just ate an entire appletart

Seloth

...Who knew dogs liked appletarts???

Like I saw him sniff it so I pulled him a way as I didnt want his nose all over it,but when my dad left him back in later he just jumped up onto the table((Like a frikin Ninja!!!)) and just devoured it..wtf I never knew dogs liked appletarts!

FearDark

Every dog likes a good old tart.
Really hope this isnt the #1 reply.

mike65

/mmmm appletart

jumpguy

I guess now we can all conclude dogs like appletarts and go about our lives with that knowledge.

Hard Larry

They also like to lick their own genitalia.

So now you know 2 things about dogs.

zuroph

Cats prefer rhubarb tarts. ****ing cats.

SV

Coulda sent that appletart my way.
I'm pretty hungry.

but no..let your dog eat it..ffs

InkSlinger67

zuroph wrote: »

.....rhubarb tarts. ****ing cats.

Clip please!

Turner

Quick put down a bowl of freshly whipped cream.


Hate having appletart without cream.

jesus_thats_gre

Are apples not bad for dogs? Toxic bad like?!?!

Kiera

I'd put a load of newspaper down if i were you!

Iron Hide

zuroph wrote: »

... rhubarb tarts. ****ing cats.

surely it would make more sense for the cat to f**k the rhubarb tart??

m@cc@

Seloth wrote: »

Like I saw him sniff it so I pulled him a way as I didnt want his nose all over it

Ah, I had a bad Saturday night starting off like this....

Stargate

Kiera wrote: »

I'd put a load of newspaper down if i were you!

LOL was the dog a shitzue :D:D:D

BrokenArrows

perfect chance for an anchorman quote.

"You ate a Whole Wheel of Cheese Apple Tart? I'm Not Even Mad, That's amazing!"

Cupcake_Crisis

Arent apples mad for dogs?

Wibbs

Mine likes salads ffs(with extra olive oil). Ponce that he is:D

Kiera

Stargate wrote: »

LOL was the dog a shitzue :D:D:D

Nooooo, thats a zoo with no animals, silly :P

AssaultedPeanut

One of my cats will pretty much eat any food you turn your back on for two seconds.
We now have a saying "if you liked it then you shoulda put a lid on it"

argosy2006

why dont u make his day and give him a bowl of custard too

30txsbzmcu2k9w

Was your apple tart eating dog wearing a hat? cos that would be awesome.:pac:

Stargate

Kiera wrote: »

Nooooo, thats a zoo with no animals, silly :P

Kiera you spelt zue wrong

RandolphEsq

FearDark wrote: »

Every dog likes a good old tart.
Really hope this isnt the #1 reply.

Don't worry, that wasn't a good response at all. This is a good response;

/thinks


/thinks more

/hmmm . . . .

Are you sure the apple tart didn't eat your dog?

/Approving nod. I did it

Stargate

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Arent apples mad for dogs?

i taught it was other way round ,Arent dogs mad for dogs that eat apples ?

Kiera

Stargate wrote: »

Kiera you spelt zue wrong

Bleedin speeling nazi

sdanseo

Seloth wrote: »

...Who knew dogs liked appletarts???

Like I saw him sniff it so I pulled him a way as I didnt want his nose all over it,but when my dad left him back in later he just jumped up onto the table((Like a frikin Ninja!!!)) and just devoured it..wtf I never knew dogs liked appletarts!

Put that dog outside tonight, it might come back up in the early hours :cool::pac:

Sharpshooter

sdonn wrote: »

Put that dog outside tonight, it might come back up in the early hours :cool::pac:

Or most likely down.

It will definitely have the shits.

dubtom

My sisters dog sniffs my sac,but I don't let him eat it.






What a fooking waste of an apple tart,I'm appalled.

Cupcake_Crisis

Stargate wrote: »

i taught it was other way round ,Arent dogs mad for dogs that eat apples ?

I meant to say bad i was genuinely concerned for the dogs well being...

patrickc

my 2 caught and killed a rat yesterday, fair ****s them.. on the eating thing they'll eat anything, even seen them eating uncooked pasta i dropped one day

Tea_Bag

bitch!

oh wait its male

RandolphEsq

Tea_Bag wrote: »

bitch!

oh wait its male

/coat

bluto63

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Don't worry, that wasn't a good response at all. This is a good response;

/thinks


/thinks more

/hmmm . . . .

Are you sure the apple tart didn't eat your dog?

/Approving nod. I did it

RandolphEsq wrote: »

/coat

I'll take those stones, you can go back to your glass house and think about what you've done

pebbles21

Has he got one of these???

RandolphEsq

bluto63 wrote: »

I'll take those stones, you can go back to your glass house and think about what you've done

/Unscrews vaseline

We meet again

bluto63

Oh noes! :eek:

/Runs away throwing the stones back at Randolph

rizzee

This is great. Two threads in a day I can say the same thing (the other thread is about Mary Harney) -

Jesus that dogs a fat bitch.

g5fd6ow0hseima

Seloth wrote: »

...Who knew dogs liked appletarts???

Like I saw him sniff it so I pulled him a way as I didnt want his nose all over it,but when my dad left him back in later he just jumped up onto the table((Like a frikin Ninja!!!)) and just devoured it..wtf I never knew dogs liked appletarts!

I'd have fought him for it

dr.bollocko

That dog is going to spend at least 6 of the next 8 hours ruining your life with the most evil farts in history.

Sharpshooter

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That dog is going to spend at least 6 of the next 8 hours ruining your life with the most evil farts in history.

Apple Farts?

m@cc@

Dogs will eats anything but unfortunately not everything will eat a dog.

smegmar

that's nothing my pet Falcon once ate an entire Wedding Cake


(protip the joke continues by using this template:

that's nothing my <animal species here> once ate an entire < food item here> .)

netwhizkid

My friends dog once ate the head of a salmon we had caught and had left down the ground on some newspaper as I went to get a knife to gut the thing. When I came back must of the fishes head had been chewed off. About half an hour later the whoring dog was acting weird and we called him over and he proceeded to vomit this guts up, fish head and all. I was delighted as it served the mutt (fat Labrador) right for eating the fish head a food totally incompatible with a dog.

Soby

Dogs eat anything..Although they hate the smell of lemon ive discovered.

ElaElaElano

jesus_thats_gre wrote: »

Are apples not bad for dogs? Toxic bad like?!?!

Yes I'd imagine so.

But you know the old saying, it's better to devour an apple tart than be burned and clubbed to death in a housing estate.

/runs to lolocaust

Overheal

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Apple Farts?

whats this about an iDog?

Seloth

BrokenArrows wrote: »

perfect chance for an anchorman quote.

"You ate a Whole Wheel of Cheese Apple Tart? I'm Not Even Mad, That's amazing!"

I actually did say that heh.

Well the night went good.....he just piddled on the floor :mad: and then expect me to rub his belly!

Wors thing about him is he lives with 3-4 cats so he can ttel lif he's one of them or a dog:D...but then again when he does pee inside((besides last night)) its on the toilet heh.

I wonder what would happen in a teeny tiny dog ate and appple tart.....*BOOM!*

Adriatic

My jack russell terrier eats everything including his own excrement, let alone a whole apple tart.

DublinWriter

That's nothing...I have to go into hand-to-paw combat mode with my Jack Russell twice a week for the morning breakfast leftovers of the previous night's spicy mince pizza.

Like most Jack Russells, he'll eat anything carbon based, except fruit.

Ann22

My dog puked up a calf's leg (or that of another similar sized beast) right in front of me on the floor once. I didn't know a fcuk what was happening to him:eek: I thought he was turning himself inside out or something. I honestly don't know how he survived. I picked it up with the fire tongs and threw it in the bin outside. A day or two later I saw the same offending object in the laneway beside the house in a puddle of puke, either my dog or another one tried eating it again..yeeeeeuck!!!