The Swine Flu Slogan !!!!

robbie_998

ALRIGHTY THEN ! :pac:

as it stands the adverts for the Swine flu are:

Catch it
Bin it
Kill it !

i dont know about you people's but to me that seems kind of boring,

so i'm gonna let each one of ye come up with your own slogan !

it can be as small as 1 word all the way up to 3 lines like above !

START !

genericguy

"swine flu, it's over-hyped bullshit."

giggsy664

Remember, no ones going to do the thinking for you



Oh, wait

Mal-Adjusted

Bird Flue is coming! it's the most dangerous viru-Wait! I mean SWINE flue!...ah feck!:mad:

Jet Black

Swine flu.
Mad cow diesese.... only for people..*





(*medical understanding)

bluto63

'SWINE FLU. Does anyone really care anymore?'

jetski

Swine Flu, Remeber.... its a pig to get rid of.

Senna

"Oink Oink, we'll be pigs"

orourkeda

"Squeal Like a Pig Boy"

Aidric

Sweat it off in a little sunflower oil.

brummytom

"Swine Flu's a load of poo
It didn't kill me and it won't kill you


Mmmm Danon"

Jet Black

Swine flu.
Something to distract us temporally from our idiotic leaders.

orourkeda

I suppose a rasher sandwich is out of the question

eddiehead

"Swine flu....sure we'll be grand"

My name is URL

Swine Flu,

"If you've grown trotters, seek help from your doctors"

AnonoBoy

"Where's the Beef?"







It's original, you've got to give it that at least.

mikom

Bop It!
Spin It!
Flick It!
Pull It!
Twist It!

phasers

"Swine Flu: STFU"

Stark

Catch it
Bin it
Or swallow it if you so prefer.

TheZohanS

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Captain Havoc

Swin Flu: 'cause Mad Cow is sooooooo 2001

Fizman

Swine Flu:

Don't eat yellow sun screen.
Wear snow.

jumpguy

robbie_998 wrote: »

ALRIGHTY THEN ! :pac:

as it stands the adverts for the Swine flu are:

Catch it
Bin it
Kill it !

i dont know about you people's but to me that seems kind of boring,

so i'm gonna let each one of ye come up with your own slogan !

it can be as small as 1 word all the way up to 3 lines like above !

A boring fact, the reason the catchphrase is ****ty is because it was thought up when the pandemic flu programmes came in place. There was no time to think up a genious catchphrase so they instead though a creatively bland one quickly.

"Swine Flu - Get it now before it mutates into a killer flu that'll turn some of us into zombies and kill the rest"

Saibh

Spread the joy of Christmas - give them swine flu this year, they won't will be happy as a pig in shít...

mikom

And there won't be swineflu in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's swineflu time at all

Radharc na Sleibhte

Swine Flu
Like The Normal Flu
Only The Same.

L.Jenkins

Swine Flu - the most devasting flu to hit our shores taking 16 people with it. Media Hype Consider the more common flu takes about 500 a year.

Liam Byrne

If swine flu lived up to its name and the hype, we'd have no more bankers or Fianna Fail politicians.

opinion guy

Mask wrote: »

Swine flu.
Mad cow diesese.... only for people..*





(*medical understanding)

Variant Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease perhaps ?

pebbles21

Swine Flu its a pig of a cold !

Mal-Adjusted

so...what? it's only the pigs that'll get it?

Jumpy

Animal Flu's - Gotta catch em all.

L.Jenkins

If only FF would catch a few!!!

My name is URL

Swine Flu

"Dey tuk er Hemagglutinin!"

pmq71

Swine Flu - get jabbed and send that little piggy to market.

pmq71

What will they call it if Swine Flu mutates with Bird Flu and Mad Cow Disease ?

.... H5N one swine flu over the cuckoo's nest ?





/.....gets coat

Saibh

pmq71 wrote: »

What will they call it if Swine Flu mutates with Bird Flu and Mad Cow Disease ?

.... H5N one swine flu over the cuckoo's nest ?





/.....gets coat

/... hands pmq71 a scarf and hat as well



Wrap up well, it's cold out there - don't want you getting a flu... :P

Palmerstown_guy

Swine Flu: damned if you do, damned if you don't!

espinolman

Catch a swine by the toe
If it squiels let it go
Eni meany miny moe

wudangclan

"I gave yore ma swine flu"

"Blame it on the boogie"




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Myrddin

H1N1...H1N1...
Stay put grandma, you cant run...
Endemic to the medics, watch for chills and headaches...
H1N1...H1N1...
You aint safe with a gun, it infects for fun...
Jump a cab, and get that jab
H1N1...H1N1...

WindSock

Swine Flu. Bought to you by the letters H and N. And the number 1.

And by someone sneezing their load onto yo' face.

orourkeda

Time to convert to Judaism

ItsAnOmen

"Swine flu.....because you're worth it"

sneakerfreak

swine flu-only i can catch it as youre all holograms.

Sofaspud

He sneezes - she dies!

The_Thing

Catch It.

Mutate It.

Spread It.