Missing socks in the wash

Jesus Wept

Where the fúck do they go? I'm getting sick of it.

I think maybe it's the man that lives downstairs. Maybe I'll accuse him when I bump into him in the hall or maybe I'll be wearing all of his clothes when I bump into him and act oblivious.

:mad:

InKonspikuou2

Someone in your house is **** into them.

Jesus Wept

That'd be me. Why do you think I put them in the wasH?

Luap

The-Rigger wrote: »

Where the fúck do they go?

Narnia?

donmeister

Buy more socks. Problem solved.

kerash

Sock monster?

LadyJ

Maloney_o9 wrote: »

Narnia?

Narnia is my worst fear.

SoupyNorman

Im suffering badly from this currently, I like to own a large sock collection (have a weird fresh socks thing going on + all the ****)

But my sock drawer is full of lost souls

Sharpshooter

Just buy all black socks OP.

Then it doesn't matter.

/make sure you wash the unwashed though, cos that's when the problem can get irritating.

Fajitas!

I think about 5 pairs have managed to escape on me in the last two months. It's unreal. Definitely not my housemate. He only wears quare coloured socks.

Fcuking gnomes.

Jesus Wept

**** into all black socks gets boring. I like to mix it up.

thee glitz

Buying packs of identical socks is your only hope.

mahamageehad

Gnomes only rob underwear! do you know nothing??!!

I thought our washing machine was eating socks. I have quite a collection of single lonely socks now. My mother laughed at me and said they were obviously under my bed. They weren't.

A few weeks later the washing machine goes on strike. Refuses to drain. GRR!! So we called the maintenance guy and he did his thing.

Turns out it was actually eating socks! There were two lodged in the filter!!!!

orourkeda

Wear tights

Fajitas!

mahamageehad wrote: »

Gnomes only rob underwear! do you know nothing??!!

That's what they want you to think. Where do you think their hats come from?

Tub of red paint, can of starch, and bobs your uncle.

ArmaniJeanss

I've taken to buying 7packs of socks labelled Monday, Tuesday....Sunday in Marks & Spencers, and they are disappearing on me in pairs. If it was a random sock disappearing then fair enough I'd put it down to chance, but both Wednesday and Saturday are gone from the latest batch bought just a month ago.

I think they may be a more advanced lifeform than they are given general credit for.

cHaTbOx

The-Rigger wrote: »

Where the fúck do they go? I'm getting sick of it.

You didn't give them the love and the attention they deserve.
You can't just be gallivanting around with other more colourful socks.
Next time try taking them all out to the zoo or draw a picture together.
Socks need loving too. That does not mean a quicky before bed .

Signed,
Soky

Sharpshooter

Ah for god's sake, if this was a problem for a woman we would just peg the socks together before we put them in the washing machine.

CutzEr

Maybe it was some uptight bitch who replaced it with a mini one from a barbie

Ruu_Old

It's the foreigners, jobs, wimmens, swans, socks. It doesn't matter to them! :mad:

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

Where the fúck do they go? I'm getting sick of it.

It's Dobby ofc!!

The-Rigger wrote: »

**** into all black socks gets boring. I like to mix it up.

Sure he even thanked this post

Overheal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYGN9QPbz8

We have a new contender for spielberg's shoes.

Dr Strange

See here:

Sock Eater

And Terry Pratchett's Hogfather had an Eater of Socks, too:

Eater of Socks

minidazzler

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Ah for god's sake, if this was a problem for a woman we would just peg the socks together before we put them in the washing machine.

That's a goddamn lie. You're a goddamn liar!!! My mam doesn't do that :P

civis_liberalis

I blame the recession.

Jesus Wept

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Ah for god's sake, if this was a problem for a woman we would just peg the socks together before we put them in the washing machine.

Are you a wimmin?