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*Boards.ie Stand Up Night - Sat 5th Dec. Cassidys Westmoreland St.*

  • 13-11-2009 3:44pm
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    It is with great pleasure i announce the following comedians will be performing on the night:

    MC: Kieran Lawless - bulmers nothing butt funny competition winner 07

    Scein
    Grames_bond
    Galvasean
    Ianperth
    DeVore
    Frobisher
    Loglogbarkbark
    Gareth Stack
    Damon Blake

    Plus special guest headliner!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    Sounds like a good laugh -i havent been to the SSF in 4 years - always semm to have something on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Might bring the lady friend along to this.

    If you make me piss my pants I'll donate €150..... and my pissy pants.

    For the kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    It is my immence pleasure to announce that headlining this gig will be the one, the only, the incredible.....





    Abie Philbin Bowman

    myspace_abie.jpg
    Abie Philbin Bowman - Comedian Without Borders

    Abie Philbin Bowman is steadily “sealing his reputation as one of Ireland's most thought-provoking comedians." (Galway City Tribune). Abie is the only Western stand-up stupid enough to have performed a religious, political comedy in Pakistan during the 2007 State of Emergency. He’s also the only Irish radio host imaginative enough to have marked Barack Obama’s election victory by interviewing the Ku Klux Klan live on election night.

    Abie made his Edinburgh Fringe debut in 2006 with Jesus: The Guantanamo Years. The plot was simple: “Jesus Christ returns to earth but doesn’t get through US immigration because He’s a bearded, Middle-Eastern guy, who wants to die as a martyr.” The show completely sold out, and was reported by over 30 media outlets including Associated Press, Reuters, the BBC, Sky News, Le Monde, The Financial Times, The Guardian and The New York Times. The Scotsman dubbed Abie "the face of this years' [Edinburgh] Fringe".

    Jesus: The Guantanamo Years later toured London's West End, the USA and Pakistan. Released on iTunes, it entered the top ten comedy albums across Europe and in Japan. The show was boycotted by Ian Paisley’s DUP. Abie’s second one-man show, Eco-Friendly Jihad, told the story of an environmentalist who – in a desperate bid to reduce U.S. carbon emissions – joins Al Qaeda. Eco-Friendly Jihad sold out at the 2008 Galway Comedy Festival and Edinburgh Fringe. However touring was cut short when Abie was offered his own radio show.

    From November 2008 to May 2009 he hosted the main talk show on youth station i105-107, weekdays from 1-4pm. Guests included Channel 4 News anchor, Jon Snow; Woodstock veteran, Arlo Guthrie and National Membership Director of the Ku Klux Klan, Dr Travis Pierce.

    Outside of comedy and radio, Abie has taught creative writing at the Irish Centre for Talented Youth and contributed regularly to a wide range of media outlets including BBC Radio, The Dubliner magazine and RTE television. In 2008, he completed a Masters in International Peace Studies at Trinity College Dublin, with a Thesis entitled ‘How many Comedians does it take to change a Government?’

    Time magazine describes Abie as ‘a rising star’.



    “A brave, creative man” - The Boston Globe

    "A first-class comedy writer and performer" - The Galway Advertiser

    “Contemporary and controversial” -The Seoul Times

    "Energetic and intense… you get the impression that if he had
    to go on for another two or three hours, he could” - Metro

    "Anecdotes, ad-libbed jokes and asides fizz out of him” - The Sunday Independent

    “A rising star” - Time

    “Abie Philbin Bowman deserves a comic sainthood” - The Stage

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Who?


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Who?

    You know....
    That guy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    You know....
    That guy...

    Oh yeah. I forgot it was me. How silly of moi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    "A middle class hippy sings about Gitmo" -Miserable Sod Biweekly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Who?

    reread the bio and learn more about him! he is a legend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    reread the bio and learn more about him! he is a legend!

    I know I am. :)

    Sounds good. I should be along anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Sounds like a great show!

    *has no vested interest*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭OnTheBalls


    Is this Westmoreland street in Cork?



    *runs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Sounds like a great show!

    *has no vested interest*

    So how funny are you on a scale of 1-10?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    OnTheBalls wrote: »
    Is this Westmoreland street in Cork?



    *runs*

    Stop using all your material.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    That_Guy wrote: »
    So how funny are you on a scale of 1-10?
    7


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Any truth to the rumour that facekicker is doing the door?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    That_Guy wrote: »
    So how funny are you on a scale of 1-10?

    Fifty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Fifty.

    LOL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA... HA...Ha....

    Oh dear. I've pissed myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    That_Guy wrote: »
    So how funny are you on a scale of 1-10?

    Galvasean is a very funny comedian and if you turn up on the night you can judge for yourself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Galvasean is a very funny comedian and if you turn up on the night you can judge for yourself!

    I like your power of persuasion good sir. I'll be there.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bump to embolden the thread title again.
    Who's going? C'mon folks! Help out a fellow boardsie :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    That_Guy wrote: »
    LOL LOL ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA... HA...Ha....

    Oh dear. I've pissed myself.

    See?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Bump to embolden the thread title again.
    Who's going? C'mon folks! Help out a fellow boardsie :D

    to encourage more people to come and donate to a great cause there will be a raffle on the night with some kick ass prizes, which i will announce tomorrow.

    Also the night will be recorded by our friends at mixtape and will be a part of their internet broadcast :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Are you starting to get a bit jittery performers?
    One day before the big show!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    As i have mentioned there will be a raffle on the night, some of the prizes up for offer include:

    -A bottle of whiskey
    -A bottle of wine
    -A box of biscuits
    -A number of rare transformers (toys/collectables not a 40 foot robot)
    -Your christmas dinner (ham/turkey....steak....sausages...whatever you want)
    -A VERY rare bottle of jack daniels (only 1 of 1000)

    plus more!!

    going to be a great night! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    On tonight!!! :)


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I'm doing a set at this. Kinda nervous but I can use that energy... I did it last year and it was awesome fun! Everyone had a brilliant night by the sounds of it and I was really surprised how high the standard was!!

    Galvasean is a really funny too, worth coming just to see him!

    Dev.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'll be calling up, will haz my ginger on my arm :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Had fun, gutted I didn't win the Dutch Gold.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Couldn't make this tonight lads. :(

    Had matters to sort out.

    Hope all went well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Excellent stuff, really enjoyed it. First Boards thingy I've gone to as well. Hope everyone else had a blast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Scien wrote: »
    Well that was lots of fun. I really enjoyed it, I hope others did too (I was on 4th in the first half)

    Big turnout and rumour has it that there was over €1,200 collected for the SSF. :)

    Fair play lads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    yeah with the holiday auction a week before hand, the auction of the JD, the raffle and some very generous donations we got as much as makes no difference €1200.....superb night, great laugh and i really am delighted people enjoyed it!

    Roll on next year!!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    nice choice of music with jizzed in my pants and a booxy remix too :D
    I drank all their bulmers pear and my friend drank all their jaeger, some stocking! mmm


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i really hope you left a toliet roll in the fridge at home...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    damn straight I did, but it said 'new recipe' on it :S


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    So much fun, so many people to thank, you all know who you are and thank you for raising the cash, it will find a very good home I assure you (and not just in my bank account :p )

    Many thanks to the performers, the organisers, the tech guys and of course the audience, it was a really nice atmosphere for the amateurs :)

    And of course big thanks to our MC who was very kind to step in and run the mic. Even if I did call him a ginger b*ll*x... :p

    DeV.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The bald ginger prick! :p


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Any youtube clips by any chance for those who missed it?
    I just unstuck this thread btw. Congratulations all and well done on the charity!
    Any chance of coming to Galway with a boardsie night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Any youtube clips by any chance for those who missed it?
    I just unstuck this thread btw. Congratulations all and well done on the charity!
    Any chance of coming to Galway with a boardsie night?

    I don't think so but mixtape.ie will have it on their site in January I believe?
    I think it'll be fairly professional too! Much better than a mobile phone video on youtube. :pac:

    Had a great night and won a bottle of bushmills to boot! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Any youtube clips by any chance for those who missed it?
    Dord wrote: »
    I don't think so but mixtape.ie will have it on their site in January I believe?
    I think it'll be fairly professional too! Much better than a mobile phone video on youtube. :pac:


    exactly and i have been assured they can edit out the sound of that warbelling idiot on the guitar upstairs! we are sorted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭deathstarkiller


    Great work guys. I had a lot of fun, plus I won the biscuits and a jet fighter Transformer. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Ok guys now its your turn, what did you think of the comedians themselves, some brand new, some at it a while, both would appreciate some constructive critisism....and in the interest of fairness i wont give you boards names here so it can be somewhat unbiased, the running order went as follows:

    MC rory O'Hanlon

    JP Markey - Guy in Shorts with the big forhead
    Hamlet Sweeney - *flicks collers up* one liner who went (slightly) over time :p
    Allison Spittle - The little woman who packs a comedic punch
    Paul C - (sorry man i forget your last name again)
    Gareth Stack - Filthy mo'fo! Doesn't like an old c*nt
    Damon Blake - from australia even though he doesnt sound like it
    Graham Duffy - Ugly f*cker who wants to be a rockstar
    Tom Murphy - 2nd ever gig....dislikes facebook, likes downloading .......oh ye and is the boss!

    Abie Philbin Bowman - Headliner (nuff said)


    so come on folks...what did you think?


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