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I Love You

robbie_998 · 2009-11-11 22:06:18

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change ;) anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise ! yet in night clubs those few words have a very high success rate for the duration of 1 night ! walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her…

11-11-2009 10:06pm

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Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

yet in night clubs those few words have a very high success rate for the duration of 1 night !

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

:pac::pac::pac:

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#2 11-11-2009 10:09pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

That's eight words.:pac:

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#3 11-11-2009 10:11pm

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I love you is not a valid chat up line!!!

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#4 11-11-2009 10:11pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words

Don't.

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#5 11-11-2009 10:11pm

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lol

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#6 11-11-2009 10:12pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet

In fairness I'd think I'd be barfing if I heard those word spoke in a nightclub even without drink involved.

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#7 11-11-2009 10:12pm

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What nightclubs do you go to? So I can avoid them!

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#8 11-11-2009 10:12pm

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WTF is this sh1t?

OP go to bed. Why do people go on boards drunk? Do they think people will think they are cool because they can drink beer?

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#9 11-11-2009 10:13pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

I presume Dudess will let us know her feelings when shes good and ready.

I've never pulled by using the words 'I love you', I have however pulled by using the words 'I am desperate'.

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#10 11-11-2009 10:14pm

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I think he's serious :S

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#11 11-11-2009 10:14pm

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What were the chances....

Unless you's trollinz Dudess

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#12 11-11-2009 10:14pm

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Saying those 3 "magic" words in a nightclub usually results in 2 even more "magical" words.

i.e. "Restraining" and "Order".

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#13 11-11-2009 10:14pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

yet in night clubs those few words have a very high success rate for the duration of 1 night !

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

:pac::pac::pac:

We don't think that's why we post on silly threads

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#14 11-11-2009 10:16pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your in a taxi all alone yet again and thinking that it maybe finally time to admit the "I love you" chat up line is never ever going to work.

Fixed your post robbie_998. Pighead is probably the most respected member on boards when it comes to the fine art of chatting up women. He's in a good mood tonight so he's gonna give you a piece of free advice. Never, ever, ever use " I love you" as a chat up line.

Even if you think you actually do love her. Don't use it. Say something like "Those trainers you're wearing are ace. They really bring out your eyes" instead :cool:

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#15 11-11-2009 10:17pm

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brendansmith wrote: »

Do they think people will think they are cool because they can drink beer?

But they are!

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#16 11-11-2009 10:17pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

Would that not mean dr. bollocko will despise those 3 words you have written to him?

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#17 11-11-2009 10:18pm

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Pighead wrote: »

Pighead is probably the most respected member on boards when it comes to the fine art of chatting up women.

Does Pighead talk in third person to women?

:pac:

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#18 11-11-2009 10:19pm

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consultech wrote: »

Saying those 3 "magic" words in a nightclub usually results in 2 even more "magical" words.

i.e. "Restraining" and "Order".

And you always remember the first time you hear them..

Aaaaah memories.

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#19 11-11-2009 10:20pm

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Pighead wrote: »

"Those trainers you're wearing are ace. They really bring out your eyes" instead :cool:

they're runners Pighead!!!!
i hate the word trainers.
:mad:

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#20 11-11-2009 10:20pm

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it's better to approach a memeber of the opposite sex and say " I Love Me"

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#21 11-11-2009 10:20pm

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What an appalling chat up line. I said it to a girl once after months of liking her and she was terrified - and she actually knew me! Saying it to a stranger is just mental

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#22 11-11-2009 10:21pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

I'm a traveller?

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#23 11-11-2009 10:22pm

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its both too early in the night and the week for drunken threads

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#24 11-11-2009 10:22pm

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It's almost as bad as sending youreslf a valetines card in the post *

*please tell me I am not alone in doing this

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#25 11-11-2009 10:24pm

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dannym08 wrote: »

they're runners Pighead!!!!
i hate the word trainers.
:mad:

They are and will always be trainers. They are only runners for people who call their mother, mammy and who wear dungarees to the local dishco.

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#26 11-11-2009 10:26pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

yet in night clubs those few words have a very high success rate for the duration of 1 night !

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

:pac::pac::pac:

Did you cum

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#27 11-11-2009 10:34pm

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I'll bet you'll have more success with "I'm rich" instead of "I Love You" ..and that's only two words.

[/generalisation]

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#28 11-11-2009 11:04pm

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consultech wrote: »

Saying those 3 "magic" words in a nightclub usually results in 2 even more "magical" words.

i.e. "Restraining" and "Order".

and\or "f*ck off"

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#29 11-11-2009 11:08pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change :

That there is the ghey virus claiming another victim

robbie_998 wrote: »

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

I think you're a virgin

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#30 11-11-2009 11:12pm

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robbie_998 wrote: »

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

Suck my cock?

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#31 11-11-2009 11:14pm

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The-Rigger wrote: »

Suck my cock?

Sup my coke. is that what it say's?

sorry don't have my glasses on.....:cool:

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#32 12-11-2009 12:30am

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robbie_998 wrote: »

Dr. Bollocko i love you ! dont ever change

anyway ... its the 3 words women faint at and the 3 words men despise !

yet in night clubs those few words have a very high success rate for the duration of 1 night !

walk up to a woman of your choice, say those 3 magic words and before you know it your cleaning up after her barfing in the toilet ! :pac:

what do ye dude's and dudess's think ?

:pac::pac::pac:

of course i love u amint i riding u

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#33 12-11-2009 12:56am

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That was an idiotic sweeping generalisation that you made right there :rolleyes:

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#34 12-11-2009 12:58am

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benj wrote: »

of course i love u amint i riding u

Sound like georgie burgess there (from The snapper)

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#35 12-11-2009 1:03am

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Tbh, if someone used ''I love you'' as a chatup line, I'd be seriously freaked out.

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#36 12-11-2009 1:05am

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jenny2hat wrote: »

Tbh, if someone used ''I love you'' as a chatup line, I'd be seriously freaked out.

FYP

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