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Your favourite fruit that doesn't actually exist

11-11-2009 12:15am

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I very much enjoy an occasional Blorango berry; they are pure white and taste something like the Blobulated apple. They work exceptionally well with the breast of a wild grouse.

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#2 11-11-2009 12:19am

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Blorango and snozberry pies are delicious if made properly. But my favourite has to be a fat, juicy ripe smidling

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#3 11-11-2009 12:23am

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Snuffles are my favourite.
Very sharp but juicy. Delicious

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#4 11-11-2009 12:53am

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But but ...
How can you like fruit you've made up?
How do you know what it tastes like?!
:eek:

OT: I like ... jigglypuffs.

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#5 11-11-2009 1:15am

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Oh I love the occasional Shalapine, hard to come by but when the market has them in = oh the delight-The delicious tartly sweet satiny smooth flesh, succulent refreshing juciness- pure bliss!

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#6 11-11-2009 1:18am

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apples

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#7 11-11-2009 1:44am

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purple is a fruit.

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#8 11-11-2009 2:28am

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The-Rigger wrote: »

apples

Would that be hexagonal mammal apple of Snogrondwich? If so, fantastic choice my good man.

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#9 11-11-2009 12:17pm

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granny smith plz

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#10 11-11-2009 12:18pm

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smoke.me.a.kipper wrote: »

purple is a fruit.

mmmm purple.

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#11 11-11-2009 12:39pm

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An orangberry banananananaa plop!

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#12 11-11-2009 1:26pm

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A Bangrapeackiworapineapear!!!!its yummy.

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#13 11-11-2009 1:44pm

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Yore Ma'

Hows yous likes thems apples?

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#14 11-11-2009 1:59pm

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pikachucheeks wrote: »

But but ...
How can you like fruit you've made up?
How do you know what it tastes like?!
:eek:

OT: I like ... jigglypuffs.

You're not getting TCN are you.

I like a nice bushel of Cluck-beefs.

Apples that taste like a mix of Beef and Turkey.

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#15 11-11-2009 2:49pm

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pikachucheeks wrote: »

But but ...
How can you like fruit you've made up?
How do you know what it tastes like?!
:eek:

OT: I like ... jigglypuffs.

You imagine the taste

**puts gun to jigglypuffs head **

make one up or the puff gets it

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#16 11-11-2009 5:57pm

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Skudzberries are nice, but quite runny and messy.

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#17 11-11-2009 6:05pm

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I'm a big fan of streeler berries. They taste like shepherd's pie and are only ripe on March 23rd on a leap year, but not if it's a Sunday.

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#18 11-11-2009 11:15pm

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I like the singing burblebreach. It reminds me of an episode of Prisoner Cell Block H.

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#19 14-11-2009 12:11pm

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I wants a banana that only bends to the left!!!(thank you)

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#20 18-11-2009 9:08pm

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Rainbowjuice berries. The non-poisonous variety, obviously.
And blue seedless waterbellies. Try to get a full one in your mouth without it bursting.

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#21 18-11-2009 9:39pm

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Ooh, for me it's a tie between Burberries and Czech cream and amblongarithms.

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#22 18-11-2009 9:42pm

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Pussy :P

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#23 18-11-2009 9:48pm

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Arnold Layne wrote: »

Pussy :P

Oh, so I'm a wimp, am I? Well I can swallow sixty Gadpragrapes in one sitting! How many can you manage?

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