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Massive penes for all

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    #2
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I thought you were offering free pens or free pennies. Grr.


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    disappointing thread :(


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    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8347008.stm
    Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.


    That is just sick...

    lock thread and delete please! :cool:


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    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    I_am_Jebus wrote: »
    That is just sick...

    lock thread and delete please! :cool:

    Have ya never heard that one? Commonly used on Dublin northside


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    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

    Interesting that this is what sprung to mind for the OP.


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    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Is penes the plural for penis?

    Even if it is I will never stop saying penises. When i clicked on this thread i thought it would be one of those jokes that makes you think about something genitalia related but then dissappoints when you click on the link (for example, a link saying halle berry's pussy which contains a picture of her cat). However this one actually delivers. Good job op.


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    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Have ya never heard that one? Commonly used on Dublin northside

    I'm from Dublin NS.

    Don;t recall ever hearing it but then again my memory is quite similar to RAM as opposed to ROM.

    Once I shut down at the end of every week it's wiped clean. ;)


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    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,316 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    Is penes the plural for penis?

    Even if it is you should have said penises. The is the reverse of what i was expecting, it actually is something slightly crude. Good job op.

    Thought it was a type of pasta, maybe that has two 'n's


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    Interesting that this is what sprung to mind for the OP.
    Yep. Paedo I'd say...


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    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

    Why would you want a baby's arm between your legs?
    Surely that kind of carry on is illegal these days.


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    pierrot
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    Massive penises for some......


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    lol. im saying naathing


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    As far as I know, the phrase is "like a baby's arm holding an apple" - it was a guy from County Down whom I heard saying it, I never heard it from a Dub.

    I don't like it - not because of any paedo connotations (because there aren't any) but because it's just not a very clever metaphor imo...


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    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Penii is what I'll stick to


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    I_am_Jebus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭I_am_Jebus


    snyper wrote: »
    lol. im saying naathing

    go on, you may as well say something... it's expected :p


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Penii is what I'll stick to

    Penisezez for me (not me personally, if you know what I mean...)


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,437 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I just say cocks


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    [Deleted User]
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    Small peni are natures way of warning you not to get involved with dodgy DNA.

    Down with this kind of thing!


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    pierrot
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Penii is what I'll stick to

    That must be a very nasty discharge.


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Dudess wrote: »
    Yep. Paedo I'd say...
    Am offended.


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    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Small peni are natures way of warning you not to get involved with dodgy DNA.

    Down with this kind of thing!

    You like a moonbaby's arm?


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    #23
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    What's the story, Morning Glory*?


    AKA SADS i.e. dying in your sleep from a REM-induced erection.

    So, tell me again, why do we want these gigantic, ahem, members?


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    #24
    TouchingVirus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,584 ✭✭✭TouchingVirus


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Penii is what I'll stick to

    Good for you! I'll stick to girls myself :)


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