Massive penes for all

ronbyrne2005

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8347008.stm
Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

That_Guy

I thought you were offering free pens or free pennies. Grr.

cherryghost

disappointing thread

I_am_Jebus

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8347008.stm
Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

That is just sick...

lock thread and delete please! :cool:

ronbyrne2005

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

That is just sick...

lock thread and delete please! :cool:

Have ya never heard that one? Commonly used on Dublin northside

m@cc@

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

Interesting that this is what sprung to mind for the OP.

Prof.Badass

Is penes the plural for penis?

Even if it is I will never stop saying penises. When i clicked on this thread i thought it would be one of those jokes that makes you think about something genitalia related but then dissappoints when you click on the link (for example, a link saying halle berry's pussy which contains a picture of her cat). However this one actually delivers. Good job op.

I_am_Jebus

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Have ya never heard that one? Commonly used on Dublin northside

I'm from Dublin NS.

Don;t recall ever hearing it but then again my memory is quite similar to RAM as opposed to ROM.

Once I shut down at the end of every week it's wiped clean.

kowloon

vinylmesh wrote: »

Is penes the plural for penis?

Even if it is you should have said penises. The is the reverse of what i was expecting, it actually is something slightly crude. Good job op.

Thought it was a type of pasta, maybe that has two 'n's

Dudess

m@cc@ wrote: »

Interesting that this is what sprung to mind for the OP.

Yep. Paedo I'd say...

Knifey Spoony

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Now i wouldnt need this procedure but with a decade or two every man could have a baby's arm between their legs.

Why would you want a baby's arm between your legs?
Surely that kind of carry on is illegal these days.

pierrot

Massive penises for some......

AckwelFoley

lol. im saying naathing

Dudess

As far as I know, the phrase is "like a baby's arm holding an apple" - it was a guy from County Down whom I heard saying it, I never heard it from a Dub.

I don't like it - not because of any paedo connotations (because there aren't any) but because it's just not a very clever metaphor imo...

RandolphEsq

Penii is what I'll stick to

I_am_Jebus

snyper wrote: »

lol. im saying naathing

go on, you may as well say something... it's expected

Nodin

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Penii is what I'll stick to

Penisezez for me (not me personally, if you know what I mean...)

antodeco

I just say cocks

Small peni are natures way of warning you not to get involved with dodgy DNA.

Down with this kind of thing!

pierrot

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Penii is what I'll stick to

That must be a very nasty discharge.

Kold

Dudess wrote: »

Yep. Paedo I'd say...

Am offended.

ronbyrne2005

Moonbaby wrote: »

Small peni are natures way of warning you not to get involved with dodgy DNA.

Down with this kind of thing!

You like a moonbaby's arm?

Pherekydes

What's the story, Morning Glory*?


AKA SADS i.e. dying in your sleep from a REM-induced erection.

So, tell me again, why do we want these gigantic, ahem, members?

TouchingVirus

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Penii is what I'll stick to

Good for you! I'll stick to girls myself