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If boards had a baby?

  • 07-11-2009 11:39pm
    #1
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭


    Who do you think the Mam and Dad(assuming he sticks around) would be? And what would the child look like? :P


Comments

  • #2
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    A user with 1 post and a user with 2 posts. Ugly.


  • #3
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Mam and dad would be 2-week-old memes from eBaumsworld and /b.


  • #4
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Dad: DeV
    Mom: Beruthiel

    Child: 6th


  • #5
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Mam and Dad


  • #6
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Dad: Pighead
    Mom: Beruthiel
    Child: Fu&ked


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  • #7
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Dad: DeV
    Mom: Beruthiel

    Child: 6th
    I'd have called you Dad cos you're the only one with a big enough set of balls dose of sexual frustration to fuck anything on the internet. :P


  • #8
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Saibh wrote: »
    Mam and Dad
    I wonder whatever happened to yorema? :(


  • #9
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Why Joseph and Mary from AH of course :pac:

    poor child would probably end up in an orphanage or worse , like the Elephant man as an exhibition to be laughed and mocked at

    ie '' ha ha ... look , there's the Boards baby ''


  • #10
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I'd have called you Dad cos you're the only one with a big enough set of balls dose of sexual frustration to fuck anything on the internet. :P

    Wow, I'd be like a Virgin Dad.


    Like Mary, but with slightly more penis


  • #11
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Wow, I'd be like a Virgin Dad.


    Like Mary, but with slightly more penis
    Only slightly? :P


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  • #12
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Only slightly? :P

    Yep

    Don't make me post pics


  • #13
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    brummytom wrote: »
    Yep

    Don't make me post pics
    I'm sure you know the general camwhores rules :cool:


  • #14
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Who do you think the Mam and Dad(assuming he sticks around) would be? And what would the child look like? :P

    Imaginative and controversial pics or GTFO!


  • #15
    CCCP^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    octotoddler.jpg

    Something like this I'd imagine.


  • #16
    MrMicra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 457 ✭✭MrMicra


    the baby might me a super internet where i would say computer more wine and it would get me more wine


  • #17
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    brummytom wrote: »
    Dad: DeV
    Mom: Beruthiel

    Child: 6th
    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I'd have called you Dad cos you're the only one with a big enough set of balls dose of sexual frustration to fuck anything on the internet. :P

    I'd call him the child and AH the parents. We could mould him into someone great if we tried.


  • #18
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I'm sure people who've met on Boards have had babies together anyway...


  • #19
    embee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I'm sure people who've met on Boards have had babies together anyway...

    Yes indeed, mine will be 4 in February! \o/


  • #20
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    It would be the most opinionated little sh1te that ever walked the planet


  • #21
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    embee wrote: »
    Yes indeed, mine will be 4 in February! \o/

    Really??? You have a boards baby???


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  • #22
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I wonder when we will see the first Boards baby registered and posting under their own power.

    Though I dont see why Boardsie parents cant register their younglings ahead of time: give it 5 years, parents will be screen-naming their kids, too.


  • #23
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    brummytom wrote: »
    Dad: DeV
    Mom: Beruthiel

    Child: 6th

    Child: Facekicker


  • #24
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    MrMicra wrote: »
    the baby might me a super internet where i would say computer more wine and it would get me more wine
    What would happen the computer?

    If Boards had a baby, it would have to be called Woody.....:)


  • #25
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    ma - Abigayle
    da - dr.bollocko
    sprog - brummytom

    :D


  • #26
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    irish-stew wrote: »
    ma - Abigayle
    da - dr.bollocko
    sprog - brummytom

    :D

    Eww 'ma'

    Ewwwwww babies! :(


  • #27
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Eww 'ma'

    Ewwwwww babies! :(

    Not just any ma, MY ma.. you'd love it, admit it :P


  • #28
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    Not just any ma, MY ma.. you'd love it, admit it :P

    Don't you dare back-chat your mother, now go to my room!


    :pac:


  • #29
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Don't you dare back-chat your mother, now go to my room!


    :pac:
    LOL ... that's telling him
    ..


  • #30
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTjYU2ycUb0&feature=PlayList&p=D1A31DB5AB6EAE3E

    The possible outcome of sexual intercourse between two boards members.


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  • #31
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dad - RTDH
    Mum - Kiera
    Kid - Fink Goddie :pac:


  • #32
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,562 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The child they don't talk about


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