So I turned around to her and said...

Valmont

I don't know where you think you're going with that thing, so she turned around to me and said...

Sarky

Yes? What did she say? C'mon man, don't leave us hanging!

Valmont

Reveal your secret in the secret thread and maybe I will divulge what she said when she turned around to me!

Nevyn

lol

she siad "I so expected better, I guess some things just don't run the family, or was your mother unfaithful as there's something your father, uncle and grandfather have that you are sorely lacking...."

Valmont

so I turned around to her and said "Auntie Mabel would not be pleased knowing that you were saying all of that to old Jim Robinson in 51"
so she turned around to me and said

Nevyn

" yes but at least old Jim knew more that your grandfather did"

Valmont

so I turned around to her and said "you can't be going around saying that to the neighbours, we'll be the talk of the town"

Nevyn

so i turned around to her and said " sure we are already after you sleeping walking down mainstreet after you getting your pubes died purple thats a sight no one can forget"

bigeasyeah

so I turned round to her then she turned round to me and said dont turn round to me but I couldnt hear anything because I wasnt facing her.

Valmont

Exactly, but then Trudy turned around to her and said "Why the purple pubes? Was it old Mrs. Flanagan who talked you into it? That ould hoor"

Nevyn

So I turned her and said "did you hear trudy called you an ould hoor" and she said

Valmont

...so I turned around to her and told her that old Mary Dwyer down the road has been calling her a hoor for years and that old Mary was getting frisky with your beloved Bill while you were watching Glenroe all those years

Nevyn

So she then turned around and said " I knew cos that was when Father O'Dwyer would call in and it wasnt confession we were at"

Valmont

So I turned around to her and...got very dizzy and fell over.

Jay P

Then she turned back around to me and we continued or discussion on micro-flux capacitators.

Valmont

So I turned around to her and said that Jacinta Fitzgibbons has been barking on about those flux capacitators for years now, ever since her horrible accident.

Nevyn

so she siad but are they small enough to target it a given area and restore your hymen

Valmont

hhahah

so I turned around to her and said well what about when Myra Doyle tried that on her hoor of a daughter and she just made the whole thing even bigger, twas an awful mess

Jay P

So she turned around and goes it took more than tissues to clear up the mess. But it was worth it.

joes girls

So i turned around and said to her, dont you just hate dog Shit on the footpaths!