anyone come face to face with a freak/hiv ++ weirdo...??....

x in the city

just wondering...

as i had a nde with one in rural australia long time ago....

TheZohanS

x in the city wrote: »

just wondering...

as i had a nde with one in rural australia long time ago....

Ah jesus I was hoping you were a re-reg.

Carry on....for now...

x in the city

no, this is totally fact..!

I had to bail out of my digs at circa 4am after this mad man cooled down and went to the cops to report him

I was driven across mildura at 5am in a squad car, sirens blazing. he got cuffed...

and was busted for drink driving in melbourne a month previously.

pretty lucky escape, I ended up leaving that ding of a hostel and wheeled all my stuffs in a coles trolley to another hostel at sunset.....

we'llallhavetea_old

whats an "nde"?

what are ye yackin about? spit it out

tallaght01

x in the city wrote: »

just wondering...

as i had a nde with one in rural australia long time ago....

Does HIV ++ mean he has double AIDS???? That's sposed to be worse than super AIDS,

marco_polo

x in the city wrote: »

no, this is totally fact..!

I had to bail out of my digs at circa 4am after this mad mad cooled down and went to the cops to report him

I was driven across mildura at 5am in a squad car, sirens blazing. he got cuffed...

and was busted for drink driving in melbourne a month previously.

pretty lucky escape, I ended up leaving that ding of a hostel and wheeled all my stuffs in a coles trolley to another hostel at sunset.....

Thanks. This second post really clears up the point of this thread

mikom

tallaght01 wrote: »

Does HIV ++ mean he has double AIDS???? That's sposed to be worse than super AIDS,

I think it's close to cat aids.

jiltloop

OP where did you learn English? Your posts are pretty much devoid of punctuation, grammar and sense.

x in the city

near death experience?

this guy was in my dorm, i was meeting him and another lad one evening for cans.

I already knew the crazy man was a freak. two front teeth missing, ugly as **** etc.

anyway, i was flicking thru a cd wallet for tunes, while the room was empty. came across an important looking piece of paper that fell out, a HIV report from said freak

yikes...

that night, he went mad at me, about turning on the ac

moved into a bunk bed directly below me, roofed thru all my belongings (saw my passport in his hand when i peered down), snarled at me...

I GOT A TATTOO , I WILL KILL YOU...!!

all that..
(and more...)

I tried to keep calm, in the midst of this and when he dozed off I gtfo and went to the cops, a good 40 min walk at least...

davyjose

x in the city wrote: »

no, this is totally fact..!

I had to bail out of my digs at circa 4am after this mad mad cooled down and went to the cops to report him

I was driven across mildura at 5am in a squad car, sirens blazing. he got cuffed...

and was busted for drink driving in melbourne a month previously.

pretty lucky escape, I ended up leaving that ding of a hostel and wheeled all my stuffs in a coles trolley to another hostel at sunset.....

Ahhh ... thanks for clarifying. For a moment there I got a little confused...

Karl Hungus

and one time I accidentally a coke bottle

the whole thing!!1111!!!!!!

Saibh

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

whats an "nde"?

what are ye yackin about? spit it out

Near Death Experience?

davyjose

Less of the jokes please guys, remember: "this is totally fact"

minidazzler

tallaght01 wrote: »

Does HIV ++ mean he has double AIDS???? That's sposed to be worse than super AIDS,

You're the Doctor, you tell us!!!

mikom

x in the city wrote: »

near death experience?

this guy was in my dorm, i was meeting him and another lad one evening for cans.

I already knew the crazy man was a freak. two front teeth missing, ugly as **** etc.

anyway, i was flicking thru a cd wallet for tunes, while the room was empty. came across an important looking piece of paper that fell out, a HIV report from said freak

yikes...

that night, he went mad at me, about turning on the ac

moved into a bunk bed directly below me, roofed thru all my belongings, snarled at me...

I GOT A TATTOO , I WILL KILL YOU...!!

all that..
(and more...)

I tried to keep calm, in the midst of this and when he dozed off I gtfo and went to the cops, a good 40 min walk at least...

I know where this is going........ like the end of fight club.

we'llallhavetea_old

x in the city wrote: »

near death experience?

this guy was in my dorm, i was meeting him and another lad one evening for cans.

I already knew the crazy man was a freak. two front teeth missing, ugly as **** etc.

anyway, i was flicking thru a cd wallet for tunes, while the room was empty. came across an important looking piece of paper that fell out, a HIV report from said freak

yikes...

that night, he went mad at me, about turning on the ac

moved into a bunk bed directly below me, roofed thru all my belongings, snarled at me...

I GOT A TATTOO , I WILL KILL YOU...!!

all that..
(and more...)

I tried to keep calm, in the midst of this and when he dozed off I gtfo and went to the cops, a good 40 min walk at least...

ok...... was it a magic tattoo?

x in the city

jiltloop wrote: »

OP where did you learn English? Your posts are pretty much devoid of punctuation, grammar and sense.

well, sorry

but this is ah

and i dont give a fluck if you dont like my grammer

so report me to the engrish grammer forum and get a flipping life

huh?

ynotdu

X in the City i'm sure you came across Many HIV+ people.You just dont know about it!

The extra +?

Well i will make it a +1 to those that dont understand either of Your posts

x in the city

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

ok...... was it a magic tattoo?

for him, probably

it made him stronger every time he looked at it....

davyjose

x in the city wrote: »

well, sorry

but this is ah

and i dont give a fluck if you dont like my grammer

so report me to the engrish grammer forum and get a flipping life

huh?

I think you'll find it's spelt grammar.

TheZohanS

tallaght01 wrote: »

Does HIV ++ mean he has double AIDS???? That's sposed to be worse than super AIDS,

Lets not joke about SuperAids.

Banned

Ok, That was a joke!!:D

x in the city

yawnnnnnnnn

anyway

obviously noone here was faced with a snarling crazed hiv positive guy in a confined space*


this is all fact, why would I make this up. google Mildura, river boat bungalow and its where it happened...

*grammer ok ?

we'llallhavetea_old

x in the city wrote: »

for him, probably

it made him stronger every time he looked at it....

did he get it done in snake bite? i think i know this man.

marco_polo

davyjose wrote: »

Less of the jokes please guys, remember: "this is totally fact"

Not without capitals its not. FACT!

minidazzler wrote: »

You're the Doctor, you tell us!!!

Finally a chance to use this .

jaffa20

Oh i'd hate to be a mod and face these threads.

i'd just ban everyone.

i read the title as "come in the face"

That'll be tomorrows titile

TheZohanS

jaffa20 wrote: »

Oh i'd hate to be a mod and face these threads.

i'd just ban everyone.

i read the title as "come in the face"

That'll be tomorrows titile

Banned for racist ":D" face, some people have green faces naturally.

ynotdu

A picture of Hugh Laurie AKA as DR House?

Also seriously i do not what Super Aids is all about?
Is that some kind of a 'joke' or is it real

minidazzler

marco_polo wrote: »

Not without capitals its not. FACT!



Finally a chance to use this .

A for effort, F for relevance.

Unless I am mistaken, Tallaght01 is infact a real doctor.

Hourse is not needed here.

TheZohanS

ynotdu wrote: »

A picture of Hugh Laurie AKA as DR House?

Also seriously i do not what Super Aids is all about?
Is that some kind of a 'joke' or is it real

SuperAids is very real and not something we should joke about.

Terry has been touched by SuperAids (not in the infected kinda way), in fact if you pm him hell will point you towards the Facebook charity/information group.

jiltloop

x in the city wrote: »

well, sorry

but this is ah

and i dont give a fluck if you dont like my grammer

so report me to the engrish grammer forum and get a flipping life

huh?

Sorry that you don't give a "fluck" and sorry but there isn't an "engrish" grammar forum. I would excuse your poor grammar and spelling if the words you are throwing together actually formed sentences that made sense, but unfortunately they don't. Also from the evidence of other posts I don't think I'm alone in my confusion.

x in the city

jiltloop wrote: »

Sorry that you don't give a "fluck" and sorry but there isn't an "engrish" grammar forum. I would excuse your poor grammar and spelling if the words you are throwing together actually formed sentences that made sense, but unfortunately they don't. Also from the evidence of other posts I don't think I'm alone in my confusion.

well, f*** off to the E N G L I S H grammar forum then tbh.

I had HIV++ but should just have put down HIV ,as it seemed to have got some peeps banned

sorry guys...

jiltloop

x in the city wrote: »

well, f*** off to the E N G L I S H grammar forum then tbh.

I had HIV++ but should just have put down HIV ,as it seemed to have got some peeps banned

sorry guys...

You had HIV++??? You poor thing. At least it has been downgraded to just HIV maybe with a bit more treatment you could get it reduced to just HI and then fingers crossed maybe even just H.

we'llallhavetea_old

x in the city wrote: »

well, f*** off to the E N G L I S H grammar forum then tbh.

I had HIV++ but should just have put down HIV ,as it seemed to have got some peeps banned

sorry guys...

you had hiv++?
are you drunk?

davyjose

x in the city wrote: »

well, f*** off to the E N G L I S H grammar forum then tbh.

Back to the Norwegian grammar forum for you then!!! Sigh!

ynotdu

x in the city wrote: »

well, f*** off to the E N G L I S H grammar forum then tbh.

I had HIV++ but should just have put down HIV ,as it seemed to have got some peeps banned

sorry guys...

Bit late to be sorry is'nt it?

Did You think Your posts were funny?
Your first one describing HIV++ Lunatic causing You bother,then later saying You have HIV++{which apparently does not exist}
Shame on You!

rizzee

I'm actually lost. My head hurts.

Someone enlighten me

marco_polo

minidazzler wrote: »

A for effort, F for relevance.

Unless I am mistaken, Tallaght01 is infact a real doctor.

Hourse is not needed here.

I know he is, I'm just back from the pub, cut me some slack . I am sure I'll cringe when I click on 'Find all posts by marco_polo' tommorrow

x in the city

rizzee wrote: »

I'm actually lost. My head hurts.

Someone enlighten me

people here are way too spaced, no wonder I don't post on ah...

I meant I HAD HIV++ as in had it down in the original post.

anyway, forget it

lock it up boys

we'llallhavetea_old

x in the city wrote: »

people here are way too spaced, no wonder I don't post on ah...

I meant I HAD HIV++ as in had it down in the original post.

anyway, forget it

lock it up boys

seriously?

ynotdu

May'be X in the city will campaign to get tallagt01 to be unbanned as he set up a Troll,but i doubt he will somehow..................

TheZohanS

netwhizkid wrote: »

Attention mods, Clean up on aisle 7, random crap all over the place, far more sensible stuff gets locked sooner! Sharpshooter I'm disappointed!

IBTL also:cool:

Granted it was a bit of a messy thread...but we were waiting for the lolz.

TheZohanS

ynotdu wrote: »

May'be he will campaign to get tallagt01 to be unbanned as he set up a Troll,but i doubt he will somehow..................

:pac::D:pac:

(he's not actually banned!)

x in the city

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

seriously?

Think I pay attention to a compulsive humper....:rolleyes:

TheZohanS

marco_polo wrote: »

I know he is, I'm just back from the pub, cut me some slack . I am sure I'll cringe when I click on 'Find all posts by marco_polo' tommorrow

Slack? That's a typical "vote not to Lisbon" attitude, shame on you!!

TheZohanS

ynotdu wrote: »

May'be X in the city will campaign to get tallagt01 to be unbanned as he set up a Troll,but i doubt he will somehow..................

That was a joke!

Rowley Birkin QC

x in the city wrote: »

yawnnnnnnnn

anyway

obviously noone here was faced with a snarling crazed hiv positive guy in a confined space*


this is all fact, why would I make this up. google Mildura, river boat bungalow and its where it happened...

*grammer ok ?

No. D-.

Voltex

x in the city wrote: »

no, this is totally fact..!

I had to bail out of my digs at circa 4am after this mad man cooled down and went to the cops to report him

I was driven across mildura at 5am in a squad car, sirens blazing. he got cuffed...

and was busted for drink driving in melbourne a month previously.

pretty lucky escape, I ended up leaving that ding of a hostel and wheeled all my stuffs in a coles trolley to another hostel at sunset.....

...so basically your saying the hostel wasnt great??

Collie D

Maybe he was pissed off that you went through his stuff and found some information that was quite personal to him ie a HIV test result. How was it a near death experience. Were you having sex?

Terry

Drunk threads rule.
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7038/67235381.jpg

I've figured the whole thing out.
The op is a computer programmer with A.I.D.S.
Nobody was banned.
I'll have to ask you all to tone it down a bit in future though.
Thanks.