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SCENARIO

  • 06-11-2009 10:23pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭


    havent seen any scenarios up lately so im jsut going to throw one out there!!
    feel free to make a new 1 but in a new thread!!:D:D:D

    so your in Blanchardstown when you see the security looking panicked and shutting all the doors. they sell all the doors and give no reasons. you wait a while and then people start gettin unrulley and break out then the panic begins!!!

    as they rush out the zombies come in! WHAT DO YOU DO??

    you have no guns or weapons on you!! what would you do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    _SONIC_ wrote: »
    havent seen any scenarios up lately so im jsut going to throw one out there!!
    feel free to make a new 1 but in a new thread!!:D:D:D

    so your in Blanchardstown when you see the security looking panicked and shutting all the doors. they sell all the doors and give no reasons. you wait a while and then people start gettin unrulley and break out then the panic begins!!!

    as they rush out the zombies come in! WHAT DO YOU DO??

    you have no guns or weapons on you!! what would you do?

    Dead Rising much? :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    DKZ wrote: »
    Dead Rising much? :D

    Well, it is a zombie simulator.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Brunteaphile


    I'd go catch up with security, tell em I'm a zombie survivalist, and see what their plan is.
    Hopefully over a cup of tea in the security lounge.

    But then again, I don't like shopping centres, so this scenario doesn't apply to me that much.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    wow thanks for the replys they were really worth writing

    nah im being sarcastic they sucked!!!

    anyone got actual replys??


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Sports shop.


    Plenty of interesting potential weapons there.

    Would make a beeline for the supply routes at the edges of all shoppong centres then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sports shop.


    Plenty of interesting potential weapons there.

    Would make a beeline for the supply routes at the edges of all shoppong centres then.


    Funny you should mention that, I have a crazy dream last night. I was in a college and an outbreak happened, panic everywhere. I was quite close to a sports hall, I armed myself with a baseball bat and a volleyball (Don't ask, it seemed like a good idea at the time:P)

    Anyhow, one thing my dream thought me was, a freshly turned zed has a very hard skull, the vollyball had little to no effect, but surprisely, the bat took a few direct hits before the brain was reached and destoryed.

    Morale of the story,

    Pick your weapons wisely

    and

    don't eat blueberry chesse in large amounts before sleepy time :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    Funny you should mention that, I have a crazy dream last night. I was in a college and an outbreak happened, panic everywhere. I was quite close to a sports hall, I armed myself with a baseball bat and a volleyball (Don't ask, it seemed like a good idea at the time:P)

    Anyhow, one thing my dream thought me was, a freshly turned zed has a very hard skull, the vollyball had little to no effect, but surprisely, the bat took a few direct hits before the brain was reached and destoryed.

    Morale of the story,

    Pick your weapons wisely

    and

    don't eat blueberry chesse in large amounts before sleepy time :)


    :(

    I loled myself :P
    pretty funny story! I gotsta get me some blueberry cheese! (or is it chesse? hang on with the **** is chesse?!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    _SONIC_ wrote: »
    wow thanks for the replys they were really worth writing

    nah im being sarcastic they sucked!!!

    anyone got actual replys??

    wow thanks for this amazing scenario it was really worth writing

    nah im being sarcastic it sucked!!!

    anyone got any actual scenarios??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    DKZ wrote: »
    wow thanks for this amazing scenario it was really worth writing

    nah im being sarcastic it sucked!!!

    anyone got any actual scenarios??

    hey im just trying to get the forum going!!!

    i dont see you going anything interestin!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    SmileyPaul wrote: »

    (or is it chesse? hang on with the **** is chesse?!)

    Thats classified* :pac:

    *It is very similar to Cheese though :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    find a hardware store axes spades and the like. Spades are very good at removing heads I heard once (in a war movie). Use a file to sharpen the edge of the spade (did that once when digging up a tree good for cutting through roots.

    get some flammable liquid and a leaf blower or power hose and create your own flame thrower !

    next you must begin creating a trap for your zombies. this will be the spectacular end to the thrilling zombie movie that is your life. so head over to a high class clothes shop to collect some dummies to bait you trap (clothes dummies not real people).

    While your there you might as well pick up some love interest pick a spectacularly good looking one with just a bit too much make up that thinks you are a dork/loser /nerd and would never go near, you a second sassier more intelligent one(she'll be wearing glasses) with precisely the right amount of make up also her best friend who is dittzier not as intelligent but funny one and a couple of other people who we will sort of get to know but will be picked off by one.

    Next you need to find the security guard that used to be in the navy seals but got kicked out for doing something that shows him to be a really great guy.

    next head over to dixons and see if you can find yourself a fat computer nerd
    he can also be a really thin asian guy.

    You are now ready to fight zombies

    the former navy seals guy will make an inspirational speech and go off with some of the 'other people' from the clothes shop and spectacular girl to assault do a recon of the situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    first of all, know thine shopping centre. observe with hasty:

    http://www.blanchardstowncentre.ie/blanchardstowncentre.pdf

    so: do we have to stay in the main mall? you won't find a diy store in there.
    your scenario briefing was, well, too brief.
    details man, details!

    1. assuming there's no z's surrounding the building [they've only found 1 entrance, or the carpark or something]:
    my first thought, get the hell out. if there's zombies inside,thats bad. and the panicked crowds will make more zombies in no time. so, the shutters are sealed at the entrances. the stores next to the entrances will have windows. big, glass windows, either at the first or second floor. smash em, throw some stuff on the ground to land on if needed, and GTFO. from there, report the incident to the BZH and we'll get the plan in motion.

    2. you're surrounded.
    get a map [this coming from the man who makes them] as far as i remember store guides like the ones in the links are available at the entrances. find your way to the security offices, but don't go in. look for a backstage access door, get yourself into the tunnels n stuff. you might find the odd metal pole, fire extinguisher or fire axe if you're lucky, certainly cages of goods to look through or knock over to make as a barricade. anyway, explore the area, either make your way to the roof, or [at a risk] the loading docks in the basement. from there plan your escape, either by phoning for help [unlikely] or by acquiring a semi-truck or other large vehicle [you may get lucky with a securicor van].

    oh dont forget to stop off at an internet cafe and make a post about it, so we know to prepare!

    things from the map that might be of some use:
    inside:
    148/314 Boots; 251/2 Bradleys Pharmacy; 165 McCabes - slap together a FAK
    116 Champion Sports; 189 JD Sports - you'll know what to do
    331 Doctors Surgery - FAK's. bonesaw, anyone?
    103 Gleesons Butcher - maybe. cleaver?
    334 Oratory - SANCTUARYYYYYYY
    333 Phoenix FM - broadcast your plight to the world
    outside:
    419 Atlantic Homecare - yes please
    412 Elverys; 403 JJB Sport - more sports store goodies

    enjoi!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Kromdar wrote: »
    so: do we have to stay in the main mall? you won't find a diy store in there.
    your scenario briefing was, well, too brief.
    details man, details!
    Thank you, I've started replying to this thread 4 or 5 times but stopped, partly because there is a lack of detail and background. How could you get from normal everday life to the blanch getting surrounded by zombies? It's a huge leap. I had to stop because I went down a road of irrelevant in debt detail (including looking for plans of the building even though I'm nowhere near the building and will never step foot inside it but thankfully I'm not the only one mad enough to do that). Please for my own sanity be detailed in your scenarios as I'm likely to go off on wild tangents if you don't.


    I reckon most shops no matter what their trade will have a hammer on site for putting up promotions or decorations. Hammer is my weapon of choice. Armed with one of these I'd make my way to the carpark and find my car to use as a primary weapon and escape vehicle.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    I would break in to the nearest sports shop and get myself a baseball bat. I would then force my way into the office, lock it, and wait it out. (Zombies have to sleep too you know.) Eventually I would do my best to sneak out, hijack a car, and sail away into the sunrise over the mountains.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Kromdar wrote: »
    419 Atlantic Homecare - yes please


    Yes please, enough stuff to arm a good few people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    Denerick wrote: »
    (Zombies have to sleep too you know.) .

    where did you get this info, as its the first time ive heard this!!!

    sorry about lack of detail guys i just made it up out of nowhere so i wasnt exactly thinking!!! :(:(


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    Morale of the story,

    Pick your weapons wisely

    and

    don't eat blueberry chesse in large amounts before sleepy time :)
    I would have thought that the moral of that story would be 'dont use volleyballs to kill the undead' :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    Denerick wrote: »
    I would break in to the nearest sports shop and get myself a baseball bat. I would then force my way into the office, lock it, and wait it out. (Zombies have to sleep too you know.) Eventually I would do my best to sneak out, hijack a car, and sail away into the sunrise over the mountains.

    -they dont sleep.

    -not all sports shops sell baseball bats. try a hurley.

    - assuming the office is lockable, or if it is, that it is not locked already and that you have the key.

    - hijack: stealing it from someone else, don't you mean hotwire? you can do that?

    - car: sailing: mountains. i won't start on that one :P
    ScumLord wrote:
    find my car to use as a primary weapon and escape vehicle

    lol nice.


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