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bad bad bad baaaaaaad dream

  • 06-11-2009 9:56am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    had the most disturbing dream last night I have ever had.... having sex with friends father. the man makes me want to get sick, am in no way secretly drawn to me as he seems like a creepy peado. dont even like him as a person!

    this dream has really made me sick to my stomach and its one of those dreams that is sticking with me, cant stop thinkin about it and then feelin sick!

    this ever happen anyone els?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I had a dream I had sex with yuor friends father too.

    Stop complaining!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=827

    Probably happens These ^^^ guys alot.



    But No, my friends mam's I would ride, so I only have good sex dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Ah, unrequieted love.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Bad bad baaaaad dream
    Have you any wool?
    Yes Sir, Yes Sir
    Three torturous nights of horrendous dreams about f*cking my friend's father full.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    No, I've said it before and I'll say it again; I have never had had sex with a creepy peado. I swear!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    had the most disturbing dream last night I have ever had.... having sex with friends father. the man makes me want to get sick, am in no way secretly drawn to me as he seems like a creepy peado. dont even like him as a person!

    this dream has really made me sick to my stomach and its one of those dreams that is sticking with me, cant stop thinkin about it and then feelin sick!

    this ever happen anyone els?

    Nope, ya need help.
    Run, don't walk to the lunatic hospital.
    Go, go now.

    Either that or run for the a seat in the Dail, ya sound "un-sound" enough! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Bad bad baaaaad dream
    Have you any wool?
    Yes Sir, Yes Sir
    Three torturous nights of horrendous dreams about f*cking my friend's father full.

    YYYAAAAYYYY!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Yeah I had a dream like that about a former work colleague that I am in no way attracted to. I was disturbed the next day at work , but meh, that's the world of dreams, lots of impossible things happen, i wouldn't worry about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Maybe the father had the same dream about you and is sickened as well.

    post a pic of yerself so we can decide. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    kaimera wrote: »
    Maybe the father had the same dream about you and is sickened as well.

    post a pic of yerself so we can decide. :)

    Seconded!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭julien05


    I had a dream of long sex with a old 'friend' two nites ago. i got 15 mins of sex with a prossy in amsterdamn that's my lot in reality. im 23. that dream prolly had to do with my sexual frustration.
    Your dream is sick if i was that dad id stay well away from u in case he gets accussed of doing something to u in ur dreams!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    I had a dream I had sex with yuor friends father too.

    Stop complaining!!!

    You sure your not gay?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    julien05 wrote: »
    I had a dream of long sex with a old 'friend' two nites ago. i got 15 mins of sex with a prossy in amsterdamn that's my lot in reality. im 23. that dream prolly had to do with my sexual frustration.
    Your dream is sick if i was that dad id stay well away from u in case he gets accussed of doing something to u in ur dreams!

    And the most awkwardly embarrassing first post on boards.ie award goes to.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I had a dream I was shot three times in the chest by an intruder. I could feel my breathing becoming laboured.
    Went up to the girlfriend but she said she was tired and didn't care.

    That was kick in the teeth, I can tell you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    I had a dream I was shot three times in the chest by an intruder. I could feel my breathing becoming laboured.
    Went up to the girlfriend but she said she was tired and didn't care.

    That was kick in the teeth, I can tell you.

    You've been giving her the stink eye over that in real life haven't you!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    What you should do is sleep with the guy in real life and see what creeped you out more, dream or reality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    gavredking wrote: »
    What you should do is sleep with the guy in real life and see what creeped you out more, dream or reality.

    It's the only sane thing to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭julien05


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    And the most awkwardly embarrassing first post on boards.ie award goes to.....


    Chanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Dancor wrote: »
    You sure your not gay?

    Yes. That's called sarcasm. Ya silly moose!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    julien05 wrote: »
    Your dream is sick if i was that dad id stay well away from u in case he gets accussed of doing something to u in ur dreams!

    What the hell are you on about???

    Who's gonna accuse him of anything?

    These guys?:

    dpbadgewht.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Ya silly moose!

    Such a gay thing to say :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Dancor wrote: »
    Such a gay thing to say :pac:

    AAAAA-DDDDUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    you had sex in a dream.

    tbh, thats how most boardsies have sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    snyper wrote: »
    you had sex in a dream.

    tbh, thats how most boardsies have sex

    HAHA. That's brilliant :)

    ...and so true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭copperfacegaz


    had a dream last nite i had sex with my daughter's friend woooohhhooooooo score !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Sometimes it's nice to have sex with an uggo, kind of like a kinky thing... like knobbin a midget or a paraplegic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    copperfacegaz

    had a dream last nite i had sex with my daughter's friend woooohhhooooooo score !!

    you must feel uncomfortable dropping your child to the creche the next day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    snyper wrote: »
    you must feel uncomfortable dropping your child to the creche the next day

    _______________ <- Line to everyone else , . <- Line to you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭copperfacegaz


    snyper wrote: »
    you must feel uncomfortable dropping your child to the creche the next day

    not at all i drop her to work every morning !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    not at all i drop her to work every morning !

    Did you say it to your daughter by any chance?
    ..actually, no, did you say it to your missus!?


    .. i once had a dream i had sex with the ugliest woman i went to college, strangely enough i never said it to her, or my mates, i tried actually to forget about it.. until this thread appeared. :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Did you wake up in a (s)wet patch ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    I had a dream I was shot three times in the chest by an intruder. I could feel my breathing becoming laboured.
    Went up to the girlfriend but she said she was tired and didn't care.

    That was kick in the teeth, I can tell you.

    3 times?? Jesus that must have been some pearl necklace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    dylano_k wrote: »
    3 times?? Jesus that must have been some pearl necklace.

    What kind of freak wears a necklace on their chest?
    Whoever heard of a chestlace?

    (Note to self - Invent chestlace)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you and me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    julien05 wrote: »
    I had a dream of long sex with a old 'friend' two nites ago. i got 15 mins of sex with a prossy in amsterdamn that's my lot in reality. im 23. that dream prolly had to do with my sexual frustration.
    Your dream is sick if i was that dad id stay well away from u in case he gets accussed of doing something to u in ur dreams!
    .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sleipnir wrote: »
    (Note to self - Invent chestlace)

    Note to self: Steal that guys's idea!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I bet you he woke up this morning and went "Alriiiight" *punches air*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    i had a dream 2 mornings ago where i was looking in the mirror and i had four nipples and i'm stood there looking at myself asking "how did i never notice that before?",then in the dream i started a thread about it on after hours.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    wudangclan wrote: »
    i had a dream 2 mornings ago where i was looking in the mirror and i had four nipples and i'm stood there looking at myself asking "how did i never notice that before?",then in the dream i started a thread about it on after hours.:(

    You mean everyone doesnt have four nipples?

    Oh ... god


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I had a dream I rushed to an internet cafe to reply to a thread TERRY started..... Don't ask cuz I don't know why of all people, Terry was in it.

    Woke up the next day and spent ages frantically searching for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    When I saw the thread title I thought you had dreamt about having sex with a sheep. Not sure if this is better or worse tbh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Jumpy wrote: »
    You mean everyone doesnt have four nipples?

    Oh ... god

    your OH must be spoilt for choice.


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