Ultimate threesome !

In All Fairness

Got your attention ?

Okay. You have to pick a person from both sexes who you admire and has given you great pleasure.

I'm going with George Harrison and Florence Nightingale.

What are other Boardsies picks?

A 99 from Teddies with extra sprinkles does not count. (Unless your Mam or Dad is the proprietor of Teddies, in which case you're going to heaven anyway so don't distort the poll.:mad:)

Yakult

Ultimate threesome?; you're ma.


Couldnt be arsed reading the post as your thread title was a decoy.

MarkR

This thread made a lot of promises, but left me feeling dis-satisfied. Also like yore ma.

KTRIC

I too would also like to question the integrity of the original poster's mother.

AnonoBoy

In All Fairness wrote: »

A 99 from Teddies with extra sprinkles does not count. (Unless your Mam or Dad is the proprietor of Teddies, in which case you're going to heaven anyway so don't distort the poll.:mad:)

What the hell is Teddie's?

CHD

In All Fairness wrote:

Got your attention ?

Thats what your aul one said last night. In bed. Having sex.

Fratton Fred

AnonoBoy wrote: »

What the hell is Teddie's?

Teddies Ice Cream in Dun Laoghaire. La creme de la creme of whippy ice cream.

My perfect threesome, me, myself and I.

AnonoBoy

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Teddies Ice Cream in Dun Laoghaire. La creme de la creme of whippy ice cream.

Ah Dublin forum so >>>>>>

In All Fairness

AnonoBoy wrote: »

What the hell is Teddie's?

Sorry. It's an ice-cream stop in Dun Laoghaire that laughs at the health inspector. It's a landmark (and may be a listed vendor if Dalkey were ever to man up.) and a listed associate of Santa Claus.

It's beside Killiney beach. It made up for being from a "posh" area yet funnily enough never being able to afford the holliers that all the poor kids got.:)

pickarooney

How in the world has Florence Nightingale given you great pleasure??

PirateShampoo

In All Fairness wrote: »

I'm going with George Harrison and Florence Nightingale.

Im sorry but thats a crap threesome.

AnonoBoy

pickarooney wrote: »

How in the world has Florence Nightingale given you great pleasure??

Let me introduce you to my new business venture:

The One Night Stand Time Machine!

We take YOU back in time to visit some of the dirtiest SLUTS and MAN WHORES throughout history to give you one of the most HISTORIC one night stands of all time!

Oh yeah! Get your rocks off and learn about the past all at the same (or different) times!




2,000 euro per trip. Actual sluts and man whores may reject your advances outright. Horndogs use the ONSTM at their own risk.

minidazzler

Mine would have to be.

That girl I liked when I was 8 and any hot boardsie female...

Or

Any Hot boardsie Female and Oscar Wilde. (but not in a Ghey way,)

I picked Oscar Wilde because he is the Daddy of Irish Debauchery!! The Original Irish Party Boy!!

petes

Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert.

mathie

R_H_C_P wrote: »

Ultimate threesome?; you're ma.


Couldnt be arsed reading the post as your thread title was a decoy.

You're ma?

Jesus is in for some teary-eyed action.

Fago!

I wonder when this'll be moved to TCN.

discobeaker

Premiership,FA Cup and The Champions League in 99 by Man United.

Gone Drinking

The ultimate threesome would have to involve this guy in some way, shape or form

Biggins

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanson.

Guess I will have to drool over their raunchy lesbian sex scenes in "Black Swan" (movie out shortly) till my dream comes true.

--Kaiser--

Biggins wrote: »

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanson.

Guess I will have to drool over their raunchy lesbian sex scenes in "Black Swan" (movie out shortly) till my dream comes true.

You read my mind

Ulysses Gaze

Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanson.

Guess I will have to drool over their raunchy lesbian sex scenes in "Black Swan" (movie out shortly) till my dream comes true.

Sorry to burst your bubble but in Black Swan, it's Natalie and Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show) who have quote:

"an ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry" sex scene

Still should be worth seeing anyway.:D

AnonoBoy

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Sorry to burst your bubble but in Black Swan, it's Natalie and Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show) who have quote:

"an ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry" sex scene

Still should be worth seeing anyway.:D

Black Swan you say?

*off to book cinema tickets*

Naos

In All Fairness wrote: »

Got your attention ?

Okay. You have to pick a person from both sexes who you admire and has given you great pleasure.

I'm going with George Harrison and Florence Nightingale.

What are other Boardsies picks?

A 99 from Teddies with extra sprinkles does not count. (Unless your Mam or Dad is the proprietor of Teddies, in which case you're going to heaven anyway so don't distort the poll.:mad:)

1) Why Florence Nightingale?
2) Why am I picking these people, your thread title confuses.
3) I don't understand this Teddy lark nor your subsequent explanation.

As a result of these three reasons, I shall retire from this thread.

Good day!

Biggins

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Sorry to burst your bubble but in Black Swan, it's Natalie and Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70's Show) who have quote:

"an ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry" sex scene

Still should be worth seeing anyway.:D

Aaa well, they'll do till I get to make it a fore-some with Scarlett!

Macca07

Good auld lefty and righty

Rylan

Mila Kunis / Gisele Bundchen

http://www.tkbbblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mila_kunis.jpg

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Gisele.Bundchen.VS.05.jpg

RossFixxxed

Xbox and a smoke.


AT THE SAME TIME.

Phoar!

tallaght01

So, this "ultimate threesome"...will it be like ultimate fighting? and will it be on cable??

Quality

My mam and dad!!

Ulysses Gaze

So, this "ultimate threesome"...will it be like ultimate fighting? and will it be on cable??

I could see it on a cable tv station schedule sandwiched in between 'Celebrity Tit-****' (in which several big-busted micro celebrities will attempt to **** off various members of the public using only their breasts) and Celebrity Porn Camp \(where another set of micro celebrities film each other getting up to all sorts of shenanigans).

Think of the ratings!

ShagNastii

I have two girls in mind. Is it OK if I bring a cup to this threesome?

mikom

I had my first threesome last night........ a **** with both hands.

3qsmavrod5twfe

Quality wrote: »

My mam and dad!!

Technically you already have, unless you are one of those test tube jobies. In that case back to the dungeon with you, you and your unnatural defying the laws of nature ways!

:P

3qsmavrod5twfe

ShagNastii wrote: »

I have two girls in mind. Is it OK if I bring a cup to this threesome?

Not unless it is a nice cup of tea.

I suppose you have set up the pi$$ showers for later on as well.

Kipperhell

Lately I have had a fantasy about Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey I generally think it would at least be fun. You need pretty confident people to have a threesome.

Liam Byrne

In All Fairness wrote: »

Okay. You have to pick a person from both sexes who you admire and has given you great pleasure.

Why does it feel like the phrase "ultimate threesome" is completely inappropriate given that we've to pick from "both sexes" ?

Ugh!

Mr. Incognito

Jesus and the flying spaghetti monster.

Fago!

Her:



and Her:

admiralofthefleet

the australian from transformers and britney spears

zonEEE

CHD wrote: »

Thats what your aul one said last night. In bed. Having sex.

The only shnakes you know are shnakes and ladders

Shinyboots

Fago_25 wrote: »

Her:



and Her:

good one, something old and something new!!!

rednik

Bill O' Herlihy, Johnny Giles and Eamon Dunphy.