Being a celtic cub

SLUSK

I wonder what is life like being a celtic cub, does anyone have experience of being a proper celtic cub living it large in D4?

What do celtic cubs do?

petes

Wut?

Insect Overlord

http://www.rossocarrollkelly.ie/

There ya go...

Sulmac

They wear an unholy amount of Abercrombie and Fitch.

SLUSK

Please I am aware of the stereotypes of Celtic cubs who play Rugby, get sent to the best schools and snort ridiculous amounts of cocaine, I want to know what the real deal is from someone who is a celtic cub.

VinylJunkie

Celtic club

phasers

I play Rugby, get sent to the best schools and snort ridiculous amounts of cocaine

niceirishfella

drive yer mummy's Cayenne?

segaBOY

Is this confined to D4?

GavRedKing

phasers wrote: »

I play Rugby, get sent to the best schools and snort ridiculous amounts of cocaine

Your so loike my idol.

phasers

gavredking wrote: »

Your so loike my idol.

You have SUCH an attitude problem.

VinylJunkie

phasers wrote: »

You have SUCH an attitude problem.

Toss me the ball Donnacha.

Insect Overlord

phasers wrote: »

You have SUCH an attitude problem.

And we're talking TOTALLY, roysh?!

Caoimhín

What the fook are yis on about?

mathie

It's awful.
The other day I had to wipe my bottom with a fifty.
It was all hundreds before that.

The shame.

phasers

An File wrote: »

And we're talking TOTALLY, roysh?!

TOTALLY. It's like "Oh my God!"

mathie

Caoimhín wrote: »

What the fook are yis on about?

We're talking about you behind your back because you earn less than a million a year you poor unfortunate.

segaBOY

mathie wrote: »

We're talking about you behind your back because you your Daddy earns less than a million a year you poor unfortunate.

FYP

RMD

I was one.

Half will realise what pompus idiots they sound like and cop on, start acting normal. The other half will look down on those whose parents are earning less than seven 0's a year and will continue to speak like a twat and try to emulate an American, thinking they're gods gift while all they've done is inherited their parents hard earned wealth.

Fortunately I chose the right path and realised how much of an idiot I was, roysh mon?

FlutterinBantam

RMD wrote: »

I was one.

Half will realise what pompus idiots they sound like and cop on, start acting normal. The other half will look down on those whose parents are earning less than seven 0's a year and will continue to speak like a twat and try to emulate an American, thinking they're gods gift while all they've done is inherited their parents hard earned wealth.

Fortunately I chose the right path and realised how much of an idiot I was, roysh mon?

Shut the fock up Dude.Loike Oi have a focking lecture tomorrow and Oi'm wooding up for Zoe in Koiley's .

Her pater is the MD of the biggest focking stockbrokers in loike, this town and Oim loike drooling over her rack .

Agent Smith

Please dont send this to the south Dublin Forum Roych!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Celtic tiger turned my dad into a selfish, greedy pr!ck

For me? Nothing changed really...

spylon

I've spent a fair amount of time observing this particular species - definitely a degeneration in the gene-pool. I thought the tweed-clad trinners anglo-irish ascendency were as bad as it got, but the south Dublin nouveau-riche tribes are far, far worse. A culture marked by a relatively tame, self-regarding hedonism, though fatally marked by a streak of amorality; the clan has an inability to feel compassion towards others, much less its own offspring; a profound hatred of history and heritage - this probably stems from the shame of the clans recent lineage, since many are third- even second-generation farmers; fetishization of wealth, rugby etc; quite a profound level of homoeroticism, manifested in anal-fixated "gags" and, of course, the rites of passage that forge ties in the rugby dressing-room.

pikachucheeks

phasers wrote: »

I play Rugby, get sent to the best schools and snort ridiculous amounts of cocaine

OMG Tarquin! I had loyke, no idea you were on Boards.ie! You totes loser, you! Fancy a royde in my Merc later, ya?
XxX

jif

Yeah what they all said..