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Nerdy Jokes

Irish_wolf · 2009-11-05 15:04:19

Greatest jokes ever. Especially when there are people in your group who have no idea why its funny. These are my favourite three, feel free to add more. A neutron walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks "So how much for a drink round here anyway", The bartender looks at him and says "For you sir, no charge" So…

05-11-2009 3:04pm

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Irish_wolf

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Greatest jokes ever. Especially when there are people in your group who have no idea why its funny.

These are my favourite three, feel free to add more.

A neutron walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks "So how much for a drink round here anyway",
The bartender looks at him and says "For you sir, no charge"

So pi and i are having an argument,
"Please Pi be rational" shouts i
"Get real i" says pi

A piece of gold tries to sneak into a bar that he's banned from, but the bouncer sees him sneaking in and shouts "A u get outta here!"

:pac:

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#2 05-11-2009 4:59pm

Ciaran187

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I'm ashamed to say that I laughed at all of those!

An old one but a good one:
There are only 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary and those that don't.

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#3 05-11-2009 6:14pm

jak/mar

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Good ones there.

Only 3/5 of all people understand fractions

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#4 06-11-2009 12:14pm

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Q : how do you confuse a queer

A : seven

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#5 06-11-2009 5:22pm

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jak/mar wrote: »

Good ones there.

Only 3/5 of all people understand fractions

And the joke is?

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#6 06-11-2009 5:26pm

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jak/mar wrote: »

Only 3/5 of all people understand fractions

Thought it was "5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions"?

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#8 10-11-2009 1:15am

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Always thought this was funny:

Einsteins Female Theorem:

Women = time x money now everyone knows that time is money so

Women = money x money, ie money2 (squared)

now everyone knows that money is the root of all evil......so....

Women = Evil.

(laugh nerds!!)

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#9 10-11-2009 8:36am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055182693

Hours of Nerdy entertainment

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#10 10-11-2009 3:13pm

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mahamageehad wrote: »

Always thought this was funny:

Einsteins Female Theorem:

Women = time x money now everyone knows that time is money so

Women = money x money, ie money2 (squared)

now everyone knows that money is the root of all evil......so....

Women = Evil.

(laugh nerds!!)

ha ha deadly

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