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Flu taking hold

My name is URL · 2009-11-05 00:03:32

I think I'm infected feel sick, sore and a bit wobbly every so often I'm reading a thread or watching tv and I just switch off and start having mini hallucinations, and my temperature is 38.9 don't feel well This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

05-11-2009 12:03am

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My name is URL

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I think I'm infected

feel sick, sore and a bit wobbly

every so often I'm reading a thread or watching tv and I just switch off and start having mini hallucinations, and my temperature is 38.9

don't feel well

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

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#2 05-11-2009 12:06am

Sea Sharp

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look on the bright side, you'll get to sit around doing nothing and catch up with your soaps

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#3 05-11-2009 12:07am

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I haven't got the flu just a nasty cold. This is the only day off I had this week and I get a ****ing cold. Bloody typical as well.

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#4 05-11-2009 12:07am

kowloon

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Keep some bottles of water to hand, if you end up feeling really bad you might end up dehydrated for lack of being arsed to get up for a drink.

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#5 05-11-2009 12:09am

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Boo hoo, you're on course to win the inaugural Photoshop challenge with this fine attempt so I dont feel too sorry for you.

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#6 05-11-2009 12:10am

stovelid

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If you die, can I have your user name?

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#7 05-11-2009 12:10am

SV

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I haven't got the flu just a nasty cold. This is the only day off I had this week and I get a ****ing cold. Bloody typical as well.

I got my holidays there on the 1st and came down with a dose.
Only going now.
:mad:

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#8 05-11-2009 12:10am

GLaDOS

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*disinfects my name is URL's post*

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#9 05-11-2009 12:11am

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Everyone gettin sick in work aswell.. It seems to be goin around.

Have you tried some of the old one two uni flu?

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#10 05-11-2009 12:12am

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We'll miss you*

*However, the assassin Boards.ie hired to infect you with PigFlu obviously hasn't. Yipee!

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#11 05-11-2009 12:16am

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Piggy sniffles!! Oink!!

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#12 05-11-2009 12:18am

MizzLolly

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Who's Elizabeth?

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#13 05-11-2009 12:26am

Long Onion

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Whatever you do, don't take the vaccine - it is a cunning plan foisted on us by the new world order which is acting through the new europen super federalist state. If you take it you will automatically have multiple abortions and be conscripted to an army where you will be paid only €1.86 per hour. You will also end up with nanotransmitters in your brain which will transmit details of your internet useage directly to the brain of Ban Ki Moon.

Rather you should follow the advice of the healthcare professional and live in a giant bubble. You must carry 367,000 packets of sanitary wipes and wear tinted goggles which will prevent you from catching the virus through the eyesight of others. You must not eat or drink anything and should only hang around with orthodox jews. Do not, under any circumstances leave the house or enjoy your life. You should immediately kill your friends and act like the entire earth is out to get you.

If you do not like the above options, you could take the 'sane route' and realise that it is just a dose of the sniffles and carry on enjoying your life safe in the knowledge that you will not die unless you are a 80 year old obese pregnant woman with the whooping cough

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#14 05-11-2009 12:28am

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Feel better soon

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#15 05-11-2009 12:28am

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MizzLolly wrote: »

Who's Elizabeth?

His ex-pet rat.

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#16 05-11-2009 12:31am

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Sounds like you're getting the DT's tbh.

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#17 05-11-2009 12:37am

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stovelid wrote: »

If you die, can I have your user name?

If you user name, can I have your die?

The doublevision has probably already kicked in. You have to type to him in sentences he can understand.

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#18 05-11-2009 12:38am

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MizzLolly wrote: »

Who's Elizabeth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfflRNpwKA

feylya wrote: »

Sounds like you're getting the DT's tbh.

Well hopefully :pac:

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#19 05-11-2009 12:41am

feylya

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My name is URL wrote: »

Well hopefully :pac:

More water booze!

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#20 05-11-2009 12:45am

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Long Onion wrote: »

Whatever you do, don't take the vaccine - it is a cunning plan foisted on us by the new world order which is acting through the new europen super federalist state. If you take it you will automatically have multiple abortions and be conscripted to an army where you will be paid only €1.86 per hour. You will also end up with nanotransmitters in your brain which will transmit details of your internet useage directly to the brain of Ban Ki Moon.

Link?

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#21 05-11-2009 1:22am

Hank Scorpio

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Dieing here too, had it the past 4 days

Slightly worried about this pink tail growing out of my arse too

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#22 05-11-2009 1:38am

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ElaElaElano wrote: »

Link?

Just google Jim Corr or Coir.;)

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#23 05-11-2009 9:07am

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Have you died yet?

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