Boards.ie signatures of speedtest results

NedTermo

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest is sad?

If so...fair enough.

donvito99

ok...moving on

PirateShampoo

I have signatures disabled so i have no idea what your talking about.

ScumLord

NedTermo wrote: »

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest?

No, your not. Now get your cock out!

Mark200

NedTermo wrote: »

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest is sad?

If so...fair enough.

Why? How fast is your internet?

Dont be at yourself

Actually, recent studies have proven a direct correlation between internet connection speed and one's intelligence, wit as well as penile length and girth.

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NedTermo

Mark200 wrote: »

Why? How fast is your internet?

It's fast enough for me not to complain about it but not fast enough for me to whip it out on the desk.

SV

Yeah it is..
It's bloody sad

NedTermo

I mean, why dont they post an image of their broadband bill beside it? Twats.

ScumLord

NedTermo wrote: »

I mean, why dont they post an image of their broadband bill beside it? Twats.

I don't think they could show their twats in their sig, it's against boards policy.

SoupyNorman

Flaunting speedtests? From Irish ISP's?

Yeah thats a good idea.

Bill-e

What about gaming sigs?

NedTermo

Bill-e wrote: »

What about gaming sigs?

That's diff because it can be of use to people if they want to add you etc..

Ruu_Old

I prefer the ones with uber computer specs in them, god they are just brilliant!

Spastafarian

I would give anyone with a connection speed of over 20mbps a big gay BJ.

stovelid

Why is everybody complaining?

It's a courteous way of allowing other people to see - at a single glance - that you're a twat.

Otherwise you may have to read a few posts before ignoring them from that point.

Robbo

It's a great way of spotting the neckbeards and semi-Rain Men and subsequently disregarding their opinions.

donmeister

Congrats OP, whoever had a speedtest in there sig is changing it right now after they read this thread

phantom_lord

NedTermo wrote: »

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest is sad?

If so...fair enough.

what's even worse is those people that have their computer's specs in their sig.

GavRedKing

Waste of time really and pointless, especially if you got a ****e connection to show the world!

baalthor

NedTermo wrote: »

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest is sad?

If so...fair enough.

Yeah ... look how big mine is ...

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Spastafarian wrote: »

I would give anyone with a connection speed of over 20mbps a big gay BJ.

Where do you want to meat up?

See what I did there? :P



You see, most of you envy my connection speeds, and my contention ratio even more

Personally I don't give a damn what some "people" on a forum think of my sig.

Jealousy gets you nowhere

Blowfish

Yep, mine really shows off what an amazing connection I have...

donmeister

Blowfish wrote: »

Yep, mine really shows off what an amazing connection I have...

lol sweet jesus! :eek:

SV

Ivan Gifted Shortbread wrote: »

Where do you want to meat up?

See what I did there? :P



You see, most of you envy my connection speeds, and my contention ratio even more

Personally I don't give a damn what some "people" on a forum think of my sig.

Jealousy gets you nowhere

jesus christ man, do you know how pathetic all of that sounds?
you think people are jealous of your connection speeds?

Turd Ferguson

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

Actually, recent studies have proven a direct correlation between internet connection speed and one's intelligence, wit as well as penile length and girth.

I see what you did there...

Abi

Spastafarian wrote: »

I would give anyone with a connection speed of over 20mbps a big gay BJ.

Oh I do! I don't have the required genitalia for the fore mentioned BJ, I'll take a rimmer though.

/trousers




Seriously, who cares?

My name is URL

Doesn't bother me tbh.

I have an annoying link in my sig to help gain support for an awesome documentary forum (feel free to click it)

*walks off whistling nonchalantly

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh I do! I don't have the required genitalia for the fore mentioned BJ, I'll take a rimmer though.

/trousers

Don't be mean to him, wipe your bum first.

Four-Percent

Ivan Gifted Shortbread wrote: »

You see, most of you envy my connection speeds, and my contention ratio even more

:eek:


We've been outed!

Overheal

I think the lot of you are just jealous.

BaconZombie

It's not like they have binary in their signatures...... Oh Sh!t, wait a sec.....

NedTermo wrote: »

Am I the only one who thinks that posting an image of how fast your internet is in speedtest image in your signature like some uber geeky cock measuring contest is sad?

If so...fair enough.

donmeister

Overheal wrote: »

I think the lot of you are just jealous.

Are you serious?

stovelid

Abigayle wrote: »

I'll take a rimmer though.

Think it's a rimjob.

Not that I'd know, obviously.

Spastafarian

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh I do! I don't have the required genitalia for the fore mentioned BJ, I'll take a rimmer though.

/trousers




Seriously, who cares?

Nice, 14.4kbps is the minimum for a rimmer.

partyatmygaff

I would like to say, my contention ratio may be 1:1 but my level of contentness is 100%.

Euro_Kraut

I never realised you could that! Class. Now everyone will know I can download my mother drivers at 9 mega pixels a quadrant.

JudgeBrown

partyatmygaff wrote: »

I would like to say, my contention ratio may be 1:1 but my level of contentness is 100%.

That went way over my head

Overheal

donmeister wrote: »

Are you serious?

Its like being jealous of people with iPhones or new cars. Yes it costs 2 grand a year to own an iPhone, but damned if they arent neat-o. I want one.

donmeister

Overheal wrote: »

Its like being jealous of people with iPhones or new cars. Yes it costs 2 grand a year to own an iPhone, but damned if they arent neat-o. I want one.

For a flash new car, yeah the jealous is there, maybe for an iPhone, but for broadband speed, you have to be shitting me!

stovelid

Overheal wrote: »

but damned if they arent neat-o.

By golly.

Agricola

IN FAIRNESS, having pc specs in your sig isnt just about bragging about your uber-pc. Its serves a practical purpose. Whenever you need some advise or information, you can just say "see my sig" in relation to any questions about your system....................



................so,.............yeah.................anyway..........



Ill get me coat!

netwhizkid

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Robbo

netwhizkid wrote: »

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A fair point, well made.

Bob the Seducer

netwhizkid wrote: »

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What he said x2!

partyatmygaff

JudgeBrown wrote: »

That went way over my head

Its a play on words.
Pretty simple too.
Explaining it though,
Well,
Thats all up to you.


See what I did just there? :pac: