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coldfire1x · 2009-11-01 18:55:35

A traffic cop notices a car parked late one night in a leafy lane. He sees the interior lights on, and a boy and a girl sitting in the back seats. The boy is playing on his Nintendo DS, and the girl is reading Bliss magazine. The policeman knocks on the window and says to the boy, "Can I ask what you're doing here at this…

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A traffic cop notices a car parked late one night in a leafy lane.

He sees the interior lights on, and a boy and a girl sitting in the back seats.
The boy is playing on his Nintendo DS, and the girl is reading Bliss magazine.

The policeman knocks on the window and says to the boy, "Can I ask what you're
doing here at this late hour sir?"

"Yes, I'm playing Super Mario 3."

"And the lady next to you sir?"

"She's reading a magazine."

"And how old are we sir?"

"21."

"And how old, may I ask, is the young lady next to you?"

"She'll be 16 in 23 minutes."

A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey!

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