Trick or Treat

Dartz

Hmm.. am I the only person who gives a 'trick'?

Raw eggs.
Toothpaste.
Red food dye.
From a bedroom window above the door.

I love Helloween.

Does this make me a bad person?

Tabnabs

We have two bowls by the door, one with bags of sweets and one with bags of dirty nappies. Any kids a little too expectant or cheeky...

Tommy_NDX

Yes it does. poor kids.

I did turn off the lights though. Go away children.

stovelid

Dartz wrote: »

Does this make me a bad person?

Of course not. You're only 12 once.

Harpic

Dartz wrote: »

Hmm.. am I the only person who gives a 'trick'?

Raw eggs.
Toothpaste.
Red food dye.
From a bedroom window above the door.

I love Helloween.

Does this make me a bad person?

no but it makes you a bad cook

TPD

When I've my own house I'll be setting tripwires and pitfalls all over my front lawn. I can't stand kids at the best of times, but Halloween draws out all the cheeky wee shítes at once. :mad:

brummytom

Me and a mate got egged last night walking down the road in a very affluent part of Birmingham, it fuckin shocked me! Was on the phone to me mother, a car sped past, me and Ryan got hit and the morons in the car drove off laughing.

And everyone's at a party tonight that I haven't been invited to.


I fuckin hate Halloween.

GLaDOS

Dartz wrote: »

I love Helloween.

Haven't been the same since Keeper of the Seven Keys

donmeister

I remember years back I had amassed a huge bag of sweets and treats, called into a student house and some cunning fucker threw a tin of spaghetti into my bag. I cried, he lol'd. Some cunt. But looking back it was funny!

TPD

brummytom wrote: »

Me and a mate got egged last night walking down the road in a very affluent part of Birmingham, it fuckin shocked me! Was on the phone to me mother, a car sped past, me and Ryan got hit and the morons in the car drove off laughing.

And everyone's at a party tonight that I haven't been invited to.


I fuckin hate Halloween.

Out of interest, did you get your hole yet?

donmeister

brummytom wrote: »

Me and a mate got egged last night walking down the road in a very affluent part of Birmingham, it fuckin shocked me! Was on the phone to me mother, a car sped past, me and Ryan got hit and the morons in the car drove off laughing.

And everyone's at a party tonight that I haven't been invited to.


I fuckin hate Halloween.

Seriously, are you Simon from The Inbetweener's?

super_furry

They can piss off with their trick or treat. It's 'help the Halloween party' or no dice.

brummytom

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Out of interest, did you get your hole yet?

Would I be this moody if I had?

Hephaestus

Dartz wrote: »

I love Helloween.

Helloween? - Sounds like a cheerful day

IvySlayer

Why are people so moody towards kids who just want to have fun?

We've had only 2 trick or treaters, and there's no muppetry going on here.

TPD

brummytom wrote: »

Would I be this moody if I had?

The euphoria only lasts a day or two. You need a long term solution after that.

brummytom

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

The euphoria only lasts a day or two. You need a long term solution after that.

True.
In a slightly less aggressive answer to your question, no :P My appearance and personality somewhat limit my chances of getting my hole

Dartz

IvySlayer wrote: »

Why are people so moody towards kids who just want to have fun?

We've had only 2 trick or treaters, and there's no muppetry going on here.

Because fun should be illegal when I'm not having any.

I'mm a sad, pitiful, curmudgeonly person, bludgeoned by society into a 3x4 meter bedroom devoid of human contact.

jenny2hat

What's the beef against kids trick or treating.
If you seriously care about them just having innocent fun, your childhood halloween must've been really depressing.