I have the hiccups

Kiera

Please help me get rid of them

I've tried holding my breath, drinking water upside-down.....

Doyler92

Don't mind any of them remedies. None work. They will go away...eventually.

G_R

BOO!!!!

phasers

Regulate your breathing, big, deep and slow breaths.


Or:

BOO!

Kiera

Smoking is also not good. The last drag hasnt come back out

Maybe it will if i fart?

/but girls dont fart or poo I'm gonna combust, arent i?

TPD

Kiera wrote: »

/but girls dont fart or poo I'm gonna combust, arent i?

Yup. Happens every day.

Black Swan

Stick a bag over your head?







**Wait a minute! Maybe it's breathe in a bag?**

partyatmygaff

Hit your head off the nearest wall while taking short, sharp breaths.

It actually works....

Hogzy

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

9wetfckx43j5rg

I have a technique that works every time.

Make sure your somewhere quiet, no distractions. Then try and say Mississippi before every hiccup.

Only if you can intensely concentrate on waiting for the hiccup, imagine what it's going to feel like, the noise, everything, it won't come and your hiccups will be gone.

blueshark22

Hogzy wrote: »

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

Yup this is the trick , works EVERY time for me too!!!:)

CreepingDeath

Hiccups can be a sign of pregnancy, where the lungs are trying to keep up with the extra demand for oxygen.

Kiera

Hogzy wrote: »

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

Oh my god, that actually worked. Wow! Thanks a mill, you wonderful man

Kiera

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Hiccups can be a sign of pregnancy, where the lungs are trying to keep up with the extra demand for oxygen.

You'd have to have sex to get pregnant!

Hogzy

Kiera wrote: »

Oh my god, that actually worked. Wow! Thanks a mill, you wonderful man

Told ya... Works everytime!!!!:D

themadchef

Well, what ever ya do, don't throw up, it's a waste of good drink.

"Dr Bollocko to AH, stat..."

phasers

I can't swallow while holding my breath

Ginny

well next time try a spoonful of sugar ( I know) if the swallowing doesn't work....:D

Kiera

phasers wrote: »

I can't swallow while holding my breath

No one likes a spitter, phasers!

Hogzy

phasers wrote: »

I can't swallow while holding my breath

How do you usually swallow?

Duiske

A spoonful of honey always works for me. If that don't work, just swallow the spoon as well. May not cure the hiccups, but it will certainly take your mind off them.

themadchef

Kiera wrote: »

You'd have to have sex to get pregnant!

:eek: But, but, but, but,

That's me not going to mass Sunday now!

Wait till i tell the nun! It's all a big lie!

Next you'll be telling me there's no Sant........ No, i can't even say it.


glad you're better

phasers

Kiera wrote: »

No one likes a spitter, phasers!

I do it discreetly into a handkerchief

You never even notice

cashback

Ginny wrote: »

well next time try a spoonful of sugar ( I know) if the swallowing doesn't work....:D

What he said. I read it in a book and it does seem to work.

Daroxtar

Hogzy wrote: »

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

Yep, and if it doesnt work the first time just pinch your nostrils shut and do it again. If it doesn't work after that then you will probably die soon.

Sorry about the last bit, its Halloween

Ginny

he? HE?.....:D

cashback

Ginny wrote: »

he? HE?.....:D

That's the last time I use an avatar as a basis for judging gender.

A valuable lesson.

Ginny

no probs..:D

OutlawPete

Damn hiccups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPVQVXYo4wo

vestanpance

Kiera wrote: »

Smoking is also not good. The last drag hasnt come back out

Maybe it will if i fart?

/but girls dont fart or poo I'm gonna combust, arent i?

Well if you have another smoke you might.

Kiera wrote: »

You'd have to have sex to get pregnant!

I'm sure there's something smart to be said here.

Kiera

vestanpance wrote: »

I'm sure there's something smart to be said here.

But you just cant think of it?

vestanpance

Kiera wrote: »

But you just cant think of it?

Nope, that's what too much drink does to you. I'll get it eventually.

ballsymchugh

Hogzy wrote: »

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

variation on this, hold your breath and ask yourself 4 questions and answer them in your head. can be something like what's my name 4 times.
the time you're holding your breath will knock the hiccups on the head. helps if the saliva isn't forthcoming!!

Rented Mule

Hogzy wrote: »

Hold your breath and while holding it swallow three times, helps if you build up some saliva first. Its quite hard to do but it works everytime for me. No lie!

As a long time barman, I had to cure the hiccups on a regular basis. Something quite similar to what Hogzy said works everytime as well.

Get a pint of water. Have someone cover both of you ears and begin to drink the water without stopping until you finish the pint.

The hiccups will be history.