How to get someone back???

nats070 · 28-10-2009 11:48pm #1

There is one of my friends who is a big piss taker. Like he send people letters pretending to be social welfare and sending messages of different numbers winding people up. Any got any good ideas to get him back. I really wanna get him good.

Danbo! · 28-10-2009 11:49pm

set his house on fire

brendansmith · 28-10-2009 11:50pm

Bluetack his face to a moving car

AlmightyCushion · 28-10-2009 11:50pm

Sacrifice his first born child to Sekhmet, the egyptian god of destruction.

Jesus Wept · 28-10-2009 11:50pm

Murder one.

I_am_Jebus · 28-10-2009 11:51pm

Rape him and steal his dog

Kiera · 28-10-2009 11:51pm

nats070 wrote: »

There is one of my friends who is a big piss taker. Like he send people letters pretending to be social welfare and sending messages of different numbers winding people up. Any got any good ideas to get him back. I really wanna get him good.

Pretend you're into him. Grab his ass, go for the nads. Keep it up for a week. Keep **** winking at him and licking your lips when he speaks to you.

omahaid · 28-10-2009 11:52pm

I second the fire suggestion, fire cleanses all

mikom · 28-10-2009 11:52pm

nats070 wrote: »

There is one of my friends who is a big piss taker. Any got any good ideas to get him back.

Tie a knot in the end of his flute.

SoupyNorman · 28-10-2009 11:54pm

Shoot them in the face.

Corkfeen · 28-10-2009 11:55pm

1. Kidnap his Parents.
2. Friend Awakens in room with Parents.
3. Turn on High quality pornography.
4. He faces prospect of watching porn with parents for 24 hours.

Or

You could burn down his house. :pac:

Scrambled egg · 28-10-2009 11:56pm

I like the sound of this friend.

Kiera · 28-10-2009 11:56pm

Do the "chocolate down the bags trick" Wait till he's hammered and stick some chocolate down his bags. It'll melt and when he wakes up he'll feel odd down there and stick his hand down. Out comes running poo