Housemates Got the Swine Flu

Smcgie

What should i do, I'm not too bothered about is but is there any precautions? He's pretty bad with it and I'm the only one that hasn't caught it out of the three of us.

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Kiera

I thought that said smear. Must ring my doc.

I_am_Jebus

go to doc, get vaccination before you do get it, kill housemates, eat their corpses. Simple really.

Have fun!

I_am_Jebus

Kiera wrote: »

I thought that said smear. Must ring my doc.

jumpguy

Smcgie wrote: »

What should i do, I'm not too bothered about is but is there any precautions? He's pretty bad with it and I'm the only one that hasn't caught it out of the three of us.

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Whats a smare? :P

Two of my friends for the swine flu, I got it already. I'm all immune and whatnot now, it's shweeeet. :cool:

Burkey0

That's you dead

bigeasyeah

Whats a pig doing up the chimney anyway?

Smcgie

*Facepalm* :rolleyes:

The Usual Thanks button whores

Jesus Wept

Dispose of all your pork products immediately.

Kiera

I_am_Jebus wrote: »

He fixed his post

Jay P

bigeasyeah wrote: »

Whats a pig doing up the chimney anyway?

She wants smokey bacon.

brendansmith

Pig love is dangerous

I_am_Jebus

Smcgie wrote: »

*Facepalm* :rolleyes:

The Usual Thanks button whores

Then redirect your query

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

TheZohanS

You could send a PM to dr.bollocko, he's just after qualifying.

Kiera

TheZohan wrote: »

You could send a PM to dr.bollocko, he's just after qualifying.

I thought he was the Doctor of love?

pikachucheeks

Lock yourself in your room and spend your time on Boards, until your housemates recover.

It'll be like a normal week, except you'll have an excuse for excessive internet usage.

eimear1

Smcgie wrote: »

What should i do, I'm not too bothered about is but is there any precautions? He's pretty bad with it and I'm the only one that hasn't caught it out of the three of us.

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I work in a healthcare facility and this is just the general gist of what we have to do for this: Get him to stay in one room as much as possible, keeping a window open, taking out his own rubbish (tissues should be bagged as soon as used, we use nappy bags), keep washing hands and using anti-bac gels, wash clothes and his towels at high temps, seperate to everyone else's, clean surfaces with dettol/bleach, including doorhandles, put all dishes through dishwasher for the high temp to kill germs.
Once he's over it, clean out the room and wash all bedlinen including duvet, and give the house a good clean again. Sounds like you have good immunity to it but might be worth getting the vaccine if you can.
Might all sound a bit over the top but these are general infection control guidelines for small household like yourselves
Hope this helps!
Eimear

I_am_Jebus

eimear1 wrote: »

I work in a healthcare facility and this is just the general gist of what we have to do for this: Get him to stay in one room as much as possible, keeping a window open, taking out his own rubbish (tissues should be bagged as soon as used, we use nappy bags), keep washing hands and using anti-bac gels, wash clothes and his towels at high temps, seperate to everyone else's, clean surfaces with dettol/bleach, including doorhandles, put all dishes through dishwasher for the high temp to kill germs.
Once he's over it, clean out the room and wash all bedlinen including duvet, and give the house a good clean again. Sounds like you have good immunity to it but might be worth getting the vaccine if you can.
Might all sound a bit over the top but these are general infection control guidelines for small household like yourselves
Hope this helps!
Eimear

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Smcgie

eimear1 wrote: »

I work in a healthcare facility and this is just the general gist of what we have to do for this: Get him to stay in one room as much as possible, keeping a window open, taking out his own rubbish (tissues should be bagged as soon as used, we use nappy bags), keep washing hands and using anti-bac gels, wash clothes and his towels at high temps, seperate to everyone else's, clean surfaces with dettol/bleach, including doorhandles, put all dishes through dishwasher for the high temp to kill germs.
Once he's over it, clean out the room and wash all bedlinen including duvet, and give the house a good clean again. Sounds like you have good immunity to it but might be worth getting the vaccine if you can.
Might all sound a bit over the top but these are general infection control guidelines for small household like yourselves
Hope this helps!
Eimear

Thanks Eimear, took 17 posts and your the only one that's not trying to ride the thanks button to get Post of the Day...:rolleyes:

pikachucheeks

Smcgie wrote: »

Thanks Eimear, took 17 posts and your the only one that's not trying to ride the thanks button to get Post of the Day...:rolleyes:

... If you wanted serious advice, why did you post in After Hours?

K4t

Smcgie wrote: »

Thanks Eimear, took 17 posts and your the only one that's not trying to ride the thanks button to get Post of the Day...:rolleyes:

Welcome to the OC, bitch.

jumpguy

Smcgie wrote: »

Thanks Eimear, took 17 posts and your the only one that's not trying to ride the thanks button to get Post of the Day...:rolleyes:

You posted in AH, what'd you expect?

Are you really gonna do that? You'd be the most annoying anal housemate ever imo. "TOM!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR ROOM!!!" "SARAH!!!! YOU WASHED YOU CLOTHES AT 30, **** THE ENVIRONMENT, PUT THOSE THINGS IN AT 70!!!" "TOM!!! CLEAN THE COUNTER TOP WITH DETTOL FFS!!!" "SARAH!!! DUMP YOUR TISSUES INTO THE NAPPY BAG IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Unless your housemates are very serious about not spreading swine flu, but there's bound to be one slip-up, after all, they are sick.

Smcgie

jumpguy wrote: »

You posted in AH, what'd you expect?

Are you really gonna do that? You'd be the most annoying anal housemate ever imo. "TOM!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR ROOM!!!" "SARAH!!!! YOU WASHED YOU CLOTHES AT 30, **** THE ENVIRONMENT, PUT THOSE THINGS IN AT 70!!!" "TOM!!! CLEAN THE COUNTER TOP WITH DETTOL FFS!!!" "SARAH!!! DUMP YOUR TISSUES INTO THE NAPPY BAG IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Unless your housemates are very serious about not spreading swine flu, but there's bound to be one slip-up, after all, they are sick.

Yes im going to do every single bit of it :D i trust Eimear

Smcgie

pikachucheeks wrote: »

... If you wanted serious advice, why did you post in After Hours?

If you wanted to be a Troll, why didnt you post in the Thunderdome

pikachucheeks

Smcgie wrote: »

If you wanted to be a Troll, why didnt you post in the Thunderdome

I'm not a troll, I'm a blogger! :P

Smcgie

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'm not a troll, I'm a blogger! :P

Your not a blogger your a "uninformed lazy technophobic".. Right back at ya

Four-Too

Get a jar of "collodial silver" from a health store. I have mine already in case I get the swine. It;s the best cure there is, without needing the poison of a vaccine. It can also be made at home.

pikachucheeks

Smcgie wrote: »

Your not a blogger your a "uninformed lazy technophobic".. Right back at ya

Frada called. He wants his phrase back!

OutlawPete

Four-Too wrote: »

Get a jar of "collodial silver" from a health store.

He'd have about as much chance protecting / curing himself from Swine Flu if he was to swallow 10 packs of Siver Mints ..

Smcgie

Its spreading live wildfire.. I'm the only one out of 4 that has got it. Jez I must be doing something right

petes

Smcgie wrote: »

Its spreading live wildfire.. I'm the only one out of 4 that has got it. Jez I must be doing something right

Some wildfire if out of four you are the only one with it !

Smcgie

The last three people to come in contact with him have it. I haven't for some reason? That's all

eimear1

Hey smgie, how you doing now? You manage to avoid getting the swine flu so far??
Eimear

Smcgie

eimear1 wrote: »

Hey smgie, how you doing now? You manage to avoid getting the swine flu so far??
Eimear

Hi Eimear, yea i managed to avoid it and the other three lads have shaken it off. I would be the first to say aww this swine flu is the same as any other flu.

But when you see someone with it its a different story. Thanks for the help

phill106

Four-Too wrote: »

Get a jar of "collodial silver" from a health store. I have mine already in case I get the swine. It;s the best cure there is, without needing the poison of a vaccine. It can also be made at home.

Since the 1990s, "colloidal silver" has been marketed as an alternative medicine product, with unsubstantiated, and some jurisdictions illegal claims of effectiveness. In some cases, people have developed argyria as a result, and the collective weight of medical literature advises against the use of these silver preparations.


Mmmmmmm turning gray ftw!

Agent Smith

dont ride him, thats for sure...

stevenmu

Eat as much bacon as you possibly can. If you're going to die anyway you might as well take as many of them with you as you can. Also, it tastes delicious.

Notorious

Supposedly Swine Flu is stupid... I'm not so sure though :pac:

ejmaztec

Smcgie wrote: »

The last three people to come in contact with him have it. I haven't for some reason? That's all

Swine flu's frightened of some people, and has to call in back-up.:p

Long Onion

Whatever you do, don't take the vaccine - it is a cunning plan foisted on us by the new world order which is acting through the new europen super federalist state. If you take it you will automatically have multiple abortions and be conscripted to an army where you will be paid only €1.86 per hour. You will also end up with nanotransmitters in your brain which will transmit details of your internet useage directly to the brain of Ban Ki Moon.

Rather you should follow the advice of the healthcare professional and live in a giant bubble. You must carry 367,000 packets of sanitary wipes and wear tinted goggles which will prevent you from catching the virus through the eyesight of others. You must not eat or drink anything and should only hang around with orthodox jews. Do not, under any circumstances leave the house or enjoy your life. You should immediately kill your friends and act like the entire earth is out to get you.

If you do not like the above options, you could take the 'sane route' and realise that it is just a dose of the sniffles and carry on enjoying your life safe in the knowledge that you will not die unless you are a 80 year old obese pregnant woman with the whooping cough.

Ostrom

pikachucheeks wrote: »

... If you wanted serious advice, why did you post in After Hours?

Cant beat it for maximum exposure - most pass through here at some point, and its great for quick fix advice. If you can sift through the jaguars and overlords. Not so many ghays anymore, what happened to catching the ghay?

dasherhog

phill106 wrote: »

Since the 1990s, "colloidal silver" has been marketed as an alternative medicine product, with unsubstantiated, and some jurisdictions illegal claims of effectiveness. In some cases, people have developed argyria as a result, and the collective weight of medical literature advises against the use of these silver preparations.


Mmmmmmm turning gray ftw!

Can you get a colloidal silver generator here in ireland? If yes where?

AnonoBoy

dasherhog wrote: »

Can you get a colloidal silver generator here in ireland? If yes where?

I've got one. PM me your credit card details and I'll send it on to you.

Cookie_Monster

dasherhog wrote: »

Can you get a colloidal silver generator here in ireland? If yes where?

I'm sure your local headshop will have it (or something almost the same as it but not quite)

dasherhog

Thanks anonoboy, your the best! I'll get right on that, also let me know your house address so i can call around and thank you and your family personally.

meditraitor

You should count yourself lucky he didnt get the normal flu, thats much more dangerous and contagious than the swine flu

AnonoBoy

dasherhog wrote: »

Thanks anonoboy, your the best! I'll get right on that, also let me know your house address so i can call around and thank you and your family personally.

No worries.

AnonoBoy's Gaff
1 Main Street
Dublin 1
Ireland.