I think i love my PS3 more than my girlfriend.

weiland79

I'm just sitting here with my GF and we realised that i picked up my shiny lovely PS3 the same week i picked her up, and we were discussing who/which? i love more.
I think it stands to reason that i love my PS3 more because as i sit here my GF is making me watch sh*te on the tellie when there is a perfectly lovely copy of Uncharted 2 sitting in my PS3.
My girlfriend gives me sh*te when i play with my PS3 for too long,I never hear my PS3 complain when i want to "play" with my GF.
My PS3 lets me sit on my arse for as long as a like,my GF makes me clean the toilet,cut the grass,paint the house,watch X factor.
My GF is sitting beside giving me daggers,my PS3 is looking at me longingly and by the way my GF is making me watch America's got talent at the moment,completly unforgivable.
So just a few points there for a start. I'll add to the pro PS3 list as things occur to me.
By the way she's just turned over to the late late show so i might have to think about moving her into the spare room.:)

Gummy Panda

But does your ps3 take off all its clothes and sit on your face?

Professey Chin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

But does your ps3 take off all its clothes and sit on your face?

They took that feature out with backwards compatibility.I love my 60gb:cool:

cmpunk

no it will not but maybe the ps4 will ?

bucks73

One thing you forgot...your PS3 will never talk back to you. Cos no one has a mic.

tman

Think I'd rather snuggle up to my girlfriend on these cold winter nights, but for everything else it'd have to be the PS3:p

My gf watches xfactor on her laptop, with headphones in and supplies me with fresh cuppas while I'm playing games... Awesome girls ftw!

MR Love

Have they got a rehab for ps3??
If so i think im in need its worse than coke

missgwish

me and my boyfriend have solved this issue by having 2 tv's, 2 xboxs and (soon to be) 2 ps3s. we have them at opposite ends of the room so we're still facing each other when we're gaming so we can still chat away!!

problem solved!

weiland79

missgwish wrote: »

me and my boyfriend have solved this issue by having 2 tv's, 2 xboxs and (soon to be) 2 ps3s. we have them at opposite ends of the room so we're still facing each other when we're gaming so we can still chat away!!

problem solved!

My God you sound like the perfect girlfriend will you marry me?:)

Gunmonkey

weiland79 wrote: »

My God you sound like the perfect girlfriend will you marry me?:)

Wouldnt your PS3 get jealous??

Leiva

Ok I love gaming but nothing beats a Good Shag session !

Priorities change but mine are currently something like this ...
#1 Wife
#2 Son
#3 Black Beauty (love pushing her buttons)

Can't see them changing soon but if I don't

stop playing Uncharted 2 the wife might change them for me .

TestTransmission

missgwish wrote: »

me and my boyfriend have solved this issue by having 2 tv's, 2 xboxs and (soon to be) 2 ps3s. we have them at opposite ends of the room so we're still facing each other when we're gaming so we can still chat away!!

problem solved!

Right...bit much?

weiland79

Gunmonkey wrote: »

Wouldnt your PS3 get jealous??

Don't think so in fact i think the only thing it would get jealous of is if i was pushing an XBox's buttons,which i told it last night could never happen as i only have eyes for her/it dammit i'm getting confused now.Although there was a moment of tension there a few weeks ago when i took her/it's sister, PSP away on holidays. Once i explained that this would happen only one or two times a year she/it relaxed a little.

inFamouxe

I love my PS3 but i love Pus*y more...

WeWillBeReborn

If you're going to dump your gf can I have her number?

missgwish

weiland79 wrote: »

My God you sound like the perfect girlfriend will you marry me?:)

lol!

jackncoke wrote: »

Right...bit much?

yes definetly a bit much, but honestly it was the best solution!! less arguments!

Kashkai

If your gf is giving you sh1te, then dump her. I unfortunately am married and its not so easy. However in the custody battle, she can have the kids and the house as long as I get the ps3.

weiland79

Prosperous Dave wrote: »

If your gf is giving you sh1te, then dump her. I unfortunately am married and its not so easy. However in the custody battle, she can have the kids and the house as long as I get the ps3.

And the flat screen and surround sound system

L31mr0d

I just spent a week white river rafting, canyoning, mountain climbing and abseiling with my OH. Being able to high 5 with a kindred spirit after a successful ascent while looking out from the top of a crag is a feeling that can't be easily beaten.

For sitting on my ass on a lazy Saturday my PS3 is perfect...
For everything else in life there's my OH

tonydude

LETS GET SUMTHING CLEAR THE PS3 IS A TOY, YOUR GF IS A PERSON WHOM YOU CAN TOUCH AND FEEL , WHICH IS MUCH BETTER. ID RATHER HAVE MY HANDS ON MY GF THAN A PLASTIC CONTROLLER.

Winters

tonydude wrote: »

LETS GET SUMTHING CLEAR THE PS3 IS A TOY, YOUR GF IS A PERSON WHOM YOU CAN TOUCH AND FEEL , WHICH IS MUCH BETTER. ID RATHER HAVE MY HANDS ON MY GF THAN A PLASTIC CONTROLLER.

I hear your GF is the other way around.

tonydude

Winters wrote: »

I hear your GF is the other way around.

Wat?

castie

Hes refering to plastic toys that girls may enjoy

whiterebel

tonydude wrote: »

LETS GET SUMTHING CLEAR THE PS3 IS A TOY, YOUR GF IS A PERSON WHOM YOU CAN TOUCH AND FEEL ,

Really? What would have done without you?

MarkMI6

castie wrote: »

Hes refering to plastic toys that girls may enjoy

Like PS3 controllers.

DeVore

With rumble packs... *cough*.


DeV.

tman

L31mr0d wrote: »

I just spent a week white river rafting, canyoning, mountain climbing and abseiling with my OH. Being able to high 5 with a kindred spirit after a successful ascent while looking out from the top of a crag is a feeling that can't be easily beaten.

You could've just played Uncharted 2 instead...

L31mr0d

tman wrote: »

You could've just played Uncharted 2 instead...

I did and she sat through most of it with as it does play out with the pace of a movie. Still, there may have been no automatic weapons involved and zero respawn or save points but RL is still the best game ever.

CombatCow

L31mr0d wrote: »

I did and she sat through most of it with as it does play out with the pace of a movie. Still, there may have been no automatic weapons involved and zero respawn or save points but RL is still the best game ever.

Yeah but the graphics suck.

Varik

go with the ps3 is a more wholesome relationship

unlike the 360 where you need to pay by the year and accessories are extra

missgwish

Varik wrote: »

unlike the 360 where you need to pay by the year and accessories are extra

now that sounds more like a woman!

Sephiroth_dude

missgwish wrote: »

me and my boyfriend have solved this issue by having 2 tv's, 2 xboxs and (soon to be) 2 ps3s. we have them at opposite ends of the room so we're still facing each other when we're gaming so we can still chat away!!

problem solved!

The perfect girlfriend.