need halloween costume for a party in 2 hours!

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 7:00pm #1

urgent need some help!

myself and a m8 are goin out tonight to a fancy dress night club.

were leaving in about 2 hours, and have no costume's!

someone throw us some inspiration!

household usual's is all we have.

Insect Overlord · 22-10-2009 7:02pm

Toga, toga, toga!

TPD · 22-10-2009 7:03pm

Use varying shades of fag ash to make yourselves into pale skinned, dark eyed zombies. Works a treat at short notice.

22-10-2009 7:03pm

Spatula, apron and hat.

Naked Chef.

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 7:03pm

An File wrote: »

Toga, toga, toga!

serious lack of bed sheet's! were students!! cant afford to ruin a perfectly good sheet sadly

phasers · 22-10-2009 7:04pm

Toilet paper mummy, sheet ghost, or wear your regular clothes with some sort of hilarious sign.

Last year I printed a picture off the internet, wore a suit and went as Barack Obama

K-Ren · 22-10-2009 7:04pm

Go as The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.

Whispered · 22-10-2009 7:05pm

Rip the sleves off a white t-shirt, get a piece of paper and write "Mr November" on it, stick it to your chest, go around posing all night.

FearDark · 22-10-2009 7:05pm

Go down to the local spar.

Pampers nappies
Babys bottle
Milk
Bonnie hat
Babies dummy

Self explanatory...

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 7:06pm

phasers wrote: »

Toilet paper mummy, sheet ghost, or wear your regular clothes with some sort of hilarious sign.

Last year I printed a picture off the internet, wore a suit and went as Barack Obama

toilet paper wil get ruined in seconds.
tons of people doing the regular clothes idea. i want something fun

K-Ren wrote: »

Go as The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.

aint got striped pyjamas!

RoyalMarine · 22-10-2009 7:06pm

FearDark wrote: »

Go down to the local spar.

Pampers nappies
Babys bottle
Milk
Bonnie hat
Babies dummy

Self explanatory...

aint got the bottle for that one

pun intended.

Agricola · 22-10-2009 7:07pm

Ok you need to do some antique-ing.

Bag of flour, cover our hair liberally.

Thats your heads done.......................Im out!

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 7:07pm

what have you got at your disposal?

moonflower · 22-10-2009 7:08pm

Got any makeup? Wear black and be a vampire?

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2009 7:08pm

black shirt, black trousers, very very very very very very dark socks, white piece of paper to act as a collar and voila! your a pervert priest

phasers · 22-10-2009 7:08pm

What the hell do you have in your house OP? You have 2 hours and you're saying no to everything. People are trying to help and you're being WAAAY too picky for the situation you're in.

Not your personal army etc.

FearDark · 22-10-2009 7:09pm

wudangclan wrote: »

what have you got at your disposal?

Hes a student so the contents of his fridge, presses and drawers include the folliwing list.

Ketchup.

wudangclan · 22-10-2009 7:10pm

FearDark wrote: »

Hes a student so the contents of his fridge, presses and drawers include the folliwing list.

Ketchup.

go as a womans' period,so.

TPD · 22-10-2009 7:10pm

FearDark wrote: »

Hes a student so the contents of his fridge, presses and drawers include the folliwing list.

Ketchup.

Easy, ketchup monster.

wudangclan wrote: »

go as a womans' period,so.

My other idea was along those lines. Tape a string of sausages to your bellybutton, strip naked, douse yourself in ketchup and go as 'aborted foetus'.

Whispered · 22-10-2009 7:10pm

Wrap up in your shower curtain, hang a sponge off yourself and go as the shower

ElectroJazz · 22-10-2009 7:10pm

Ok, big cardboard box, tinfoil, robots!!!

Whispered · 22-10-2009 7:11pm

wudangclan wrote: »

go as a womans' period,so.

:eek::D]

EDIT: Expanding on the above - grab a toy dinosaur, and go as the jurassic period.

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2009 7:13pm

helena.ryan wrote: »

:eek::D]

EDIT: Expanding on the above - grab a toy dinosaur, and go as the jurassic period.

or a pumkin and go as the halloween period

incidentally op, pumpkins are on special in superquinn at the minute, €2 each

FlutterinBantam · 22-10-2009 7:15pm

Stick your cock in your ear and go as a petrol pump?

Cupcake_Crisis · 22-10-2009 7:16pm

Go in nothing but your underwear and say your premature ejaculation- you came in your pants

SV · 22-10-2009 7:19pm

Get some old clothes.
Tear them up.
Coal to dirty face, mess up hair
Stick, rags in a bag and tie it to the stick at the end.

Instatramp!

Paddycrumlinman · 22-10-2009 7:22pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Stick your cock in your ear and go as a petrol pump?

A D ick Head???

ejmaztec · 22-10-2009 7:24pm

5 litres of petrol, box of matches = Human Torch. Easy. People will think you're hot as well.

Whispered · 22-10-2009 7:25pm

boxers, white t shirt, large framed glasses, silly looking back hair, pair of marigolds, bottle of cleaner in one hand, a cloth in the other, Mr Muscle.

http://geraldhome.dr-maul.com/images/GHome_08a.jpg

Cupcake_Crisis · 22-10-2009 7:26pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

5 litres of petrol, box of matches = Human Torch. Easy. People will think you're hot as well.

Until hes dead....!

admiralofthefleet · 22-10-2009 7:26pm

Paddycrumlinman wrote: »

A D ick Head???

whats a D ick head?

ejmaztec · 22-10-2009 7:31pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Until hes dead....!

but not forgotten.

DarkJager · 22-10-2009 7:33pm

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Until hes dead....!

Then its zombie time

actuallylike · 22-10-2009 7:38pm

A shower curtain,
shower mat,
some biscuits,
a shower cap,
a wire from the back of a kettle,
some tungsten tipped screws,
some ketchup

and hey presto...

"I'M A ZOMBIE!"

Aodan83 · 22-10-2009 7:45pm

Wear one of those Superman logo t-shirts under a shirt. When someone asks what you are, rip the shirt open and pose. Glasses, combed hair optional. Pop buttons are preferable for this. That way you can do it over and over.

phlegms · 22-10-2009 7:47pm

Go as Simon Pegg in "Shaun of the dead"!

All it takes is; Short Sleeved White shirt, Tie, Red Name-Tag, Black Trousers, ginger goatee, Red stain on breast pocket, Cricket Bat (optional extra).

DONE!

muppetkiller · 22-10-2009 7:54pm

Wear all black clothes and wear two black rubbish sacks. Make yourself into a corpse with makeup and go as a Corpse in a body bag ?

Rented Mule · 22-10-2009 8:13pm

Go as Totally Unprepared and show up with what you are wearing now,

papajimsmooth · 22-10-2009 8:59pm

Stand in a bin and wear a wifebeater, you can be white trash

WeWillBeReborn · 22-10-2009 9:02pm

phlegms wrote: »

Go as Simon Pegg in "Shaun of the dead"!

All it takes is; Short Sleeved White shirt, Tie, Red Name-Tag, Black Trousers, ginger goatee, Red stain on breast pocket, Cricket Bat (optional extra).

DONE!

I think you'll find he took of the nametag off before they left the house to rescue Liz so I don't think that counts

/crawls back into the closet/

Jesus Wept · 22-10-2009 9:02pm

Go as a Royal Marine Commando.

OPENROAD · 22-10-2009 9:02pm

What day is halloween ?

soundsham · 22-10-2009 9:04pm

whoever has the smaller head stick it up the others jaxsi and go as a de-robed panto horse

Jesus Wept · 22-10-2009 9:08pm

OPENROAD wrote: »

What day is halloween ?

sCaRy day

Adiboo · 22-10-2009 9:13pm

Bin bag?

It's what the travellers do down here....weeks before Hallowe'en.

Sam Kade · 22-10-2009 9:26pm

Stay at home and when everyone asks you why you didn't go say you went as the invisible man.

dylano_k · 22-10-2009 9:26pm

phasers wrote: »

Toilet paper mummy, sheet ghost, or wear your regular clothes with some sort of hilarious sign.

Last year I printed a picture off the internet, wore a suit and went as Barack Obama

Toilet paper mummy?? just dont go for an indian curry for your after your piss up or you'll be leaving naked

need halloween costume for a party in 2 hours!

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