Dirty Pigs !

cmpunk

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking) guys pissing on there wall with kids inside and they just put my local free paper in my postbox about 5 mins before that . what makes guys do something as Dirty as this come on :mad:

Gone Drinking

hithere10 wrote: »

(non irash looking)

Were they Irish? those filthy people are always pissing against walls!

builttospill

What?

Professey Chin

I thought we were gonna be trolling Pighead

hooradiation

hithere10 wrote: »

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking) guys pissing on there wall with kids inside and they just put my local free paper in my postbox about 5 mins before that . what makes guy do something as Dirty as this come on :mad:

A full bladder.

Dudess

hithere10 wrote: »

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking) guys pissing on there wall with kids inside and they just put my local free paper in my postbox about 5 mins before that . what makes guy do something as Dirty as this come on :mad:

LOL

OP

mikom

hithere10 wrote: »

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking) guys

Not munching on spuds were they?

paddyland

I regularly drive small children on school bus tours around the country. With the new motorways, you are guaranteed somewhere along the M1 or the M4 on your way back to Dublin, to encounter some guy standing beside his BMW in the hard shoulder, pissing facing the traffic. It's bad enough if you or I or your mother in law have to see this, but a bus load of 8 year old girls? These sickos should be locked up. IF we had a motorway police patrol, sigh...

Rondolfus

hithere10 wrote: »

what makes guys do something as Dirty as this come on :mad:

Its a bit of craic.

Dudess

Why am I less surprised now by the guy getting arrested for being naked story...?

AnonoBoy

Yeah fight the power! F*ck the Police!

I only read thread titles.

cosmic

hithere10 wrote: »

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking) guys pissing on there wall with kids inside and they just put my local free paper in my postbox about 5 mins before that . what makes guys do something as Dirty as this come on :mad:

Why didn't you ask them yourself? If you're not going to say it to them then you've done nothing to stop them doing it again!

Dudess

Exactly OP. All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

Degsy

You should've popped a cap in thier asses.

Long Onion

Gardai are seeking a group of men suspected of p1ssing on a wall outside a playschool. Whilst they have yet to get a full description of the culprits, they have reason to believe that non of the suspects have red hair or freckles and have never been hear to mutter the words "dey tuk ar jawbs"

Anyone with information is urged to contact the non-irish looking suspicion line.

Aidric

Ya, those people who deliver free papers are the dregs of society.

Degsy

Aidric wrote: »

Ya, those people who deliver free papers are the dregs of society.

This one i get the Herald am off is a seriously hot bit of totty..i'm thinking of asking her out.

seanybiker

Degsy wrote: »

This one i get the Herald am off is a seriously hot bit of totty..i'm thinking of asking her out.

Would she piss on your wall?

cosmic

Aidric wrote: »

Ya, those people who deliver free papers are the dregs of society.

There's one I see on my way to work who stands in the middle of the road in stopped traffic walking between cars. The amount of near misses I've had on my bike because of this tw*t appearing out of nowhere from behind a car

NothingMan

Fair enough about the whole p*ssing outside a school thing, but the M50 or any major road isn't the same. When you gotta go, ya gotta go.

About a year ago I was in work staring blankly out the window when a guy came walking through the carpark and went up to a wall and took a wizz. He is in the middle of an industrial complex, and literally 2 minutes from a McDonalds and the Square shopping ctr. He must have really needed to go. Come to think of it he looked Non Irish too...... Conspiracy maybe?

Dudess

No, if you are a man and you urinate outdoors, you are exposing your genitalia... which means you are a paedophile.

NothingMan

Dudess wrote: »

No, if you are a man and you urinate outdoors, you are exposing your genitalia... which means you are a paedophile.

I hope this is sarcasm! If you need to pee outside and you find a bush or side of a road to pee on how is that being a paedophile?
I would never pee outside if there was anyway to avoid it, but i'm not gonna do damage to my bladder by holding it in too long either.
Only problem is that girls aren't able to do it as discreetly as men, but that's hardly our fault.

Dudess

You shouldn't take a person with two Homer Simpson in drag avatars so seriously...

NothingMan

Dudess wrote: »

You shouldn't take a person with two Homer Simpson in drag avatars so seriously...

But Homer is so sultry and sexy she confuses me.

Degsy

Dudess wrote: »

No, if you are a man and you urinate outdoors, you are exposing your genitalia... which means you are a paedophile.

Especially in conjunction with a ponytail.

Fratton Fred

Could someone tell me what an Irish person looks like, so that I can be suspicious of everyone else from now on.

Thank you.

NothingMan

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Could someone tell me what an Irish person looks like, so that I can be suspicious of everyone else from now on.

Thank you.

Every single Irish person has red hair, freckles and a pint in their hand. Men wear Paddy caps and and penny loafers, Woman all wear their hair in a bun and wear wooly skirts.

Generally seeing whistling a merry irish jaunty tune.

No exceptions, this is every single Irish person.

wudangclan

were they circumcised?

paddyland

paddyland wrote: »

I regularly drive small children on school bus tours around the country. With the new motorways, you are guaranteed somewhere along the M1 or the M4 on your way back to Dublin, to encounter some guy standing beside his BMW in the hard shoulder, pissing facing the traffic. It's bad enough if you or I or your mother in law have to see this, but a bus load of 8 year old girls? These sickos should be locked up. IF we had a motorway police patrol, sigh...

Ya taking the piss! :rolleyes:

No service stations = no toilets = pissing in the wind!

Degsy

NothingMan wrote: »

Every single Irish person has red hair, freckles and a pint in their hand. Men wear Paddy caps and and penny loafers, Woman all wear their hair in a bun and wear wooly skirts.

Generally seeing whistling a merry irish jaunty tune.

No exceptions, this is every single Irish person.

Bull****!!
Pure sterotyping!
Everybody knows that irish men wear green suits and carry pigs under thier arms..they usually carry a shileleagh too coz they like abit of a row,begorrah.
The woman,always wear widows reeds and black shawls and smoke clay pipes.

Long Onion

hithere10 wrote: »

ya i was on the way to work today at about 9.00 am and outside of a play school i saw 4 (non Irish looking I'm not racist but ... ) guys pissing on there wall :mad:

FYP

Degsy

Long Onion wrote: »

FYP

Very funny..so commenting in any way on people's possible ethnicity makes you racist?

"I was in a chinese restaurant yesterday..and i.."
"A WHAT?"
"Chinese..it was..."
"You RACIST!How do you KNOW it was chinese?"

wudangclan

Degsy wrote: »

"You RACIST!How do you KNOW it was chinese?"

...cause they were all slanty eyed fuckers.