Internet falling to pieces?

dyl10

Some strange happenings, occurring on the net lately.
Starting last week, the colleges main web based resource goes down. The only online game I play has gone to ****, the server is always up and down. The search function on boards is still broken and the only chat client I use just went down!
I won't even get started on facebook...

Madness the lot of it, I feel like I'm actually having to reintegrate back into society :eek:

Is someone systematically trying to take me down, through the means of knocking off my recreational outlets?

Or has the internet just become shabby in content and quality?

User45701

internet has been going to pieces for years now

liah

Same complaints here tbh, plus the internet was down for a good 4 days. Just got it back around noon today. Eircom, of course. :rolleyes:

Stupid internet, forcing me to actually go outside. I mean, who does THAT anymore?!

Danbo!

Didn't they get rid of anglefire it geocities recently? Surely all that ****e being purged evens things out?

phasers

My internet is running great

Aldebaran

Its the pirates, they're stealing all our internets.

Rented Mule

I prefer Faith No More's version

4zn76tysfajdxp

liah wrote: »

Stupid internet, forcing me to actually go outside. I mean, who does THAT anymore?!

Hippies. Well, they look like hippies when I peer out my bedroom window...

NothingMan

It's all a mass conspiracy from the underpants gnomes cousins the Network Trolls!

Step 1: Break Internet
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit

phasers

NothingMan wrote: »

It's all a mass conspiracy from the underpants gnomes cousins the Network Trolls!

Step 1: Break Internet
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit

In conjunction with the saucer people?

NothingMan

phasers wrote: »

In conjunction with the saucer people?

And those pesky reverse Vampires.

AssaultedPeanut

Someone has obviously typed google into google and broke the internet. Idiots

Ruu_Old

It wasn't the Internet, just the curry chips I had for tea, sorry.

kippy

I think the internet started going to pieces when its core values and principles were impinged on by stuff such as facebook, bebo, chat clients, games etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA&feature=PlayList&p=B26AAF6711B86CB8&index=0&playnext=1





Edit, cant find the way to embed a video, any assistance appreciated.

mikom

Log on to the internet, check Facebook, check boards, look at porn, ****, then complain how **** the internet is.
Just another day at the office.

Sabre0001

mikom wrote: »

Log on to the internet, check Facebook, check boards, look at porn, ****, then complain how **** the internet is.
Just another day at the office.

You forgot 'whore for thanks on boards.ie'

Midnight_EG

4chan.org :rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

Sabre0001 wrote: »

You forgot 'whore for thanks on boards.ie'

That's what gives me the hard-on required to get the **** portion of the evening over with.

TheZohanS

liah wrote: »

Same complaints here tbh, plus the internet was down for a good 4 days. Just got it back around noon today. Eircom, of course. :rolleyes:

Stupid internet, forcing me to actually go outside. I mean, who does THAT anymore?!

Don't worry, you didn't miss much!

TimTim

dyl10 wrote: »

Is someone systematically trying to take me down, through the means of knocking off my recreational outlets?

I got bored and started pushing random buttons in work. The big red button saying "do not press" caused a lot of screams. Not sure why though.

My name is URL

Well it's very fragile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmxXp62O8g

Lord Nikon

Ruu wrote: »

It wasn't the Internet, just the curry chips I had for tea, sorry.

Oh man I want a curry chips right now. I mean like a proper curry chips, maybe even a 3-in-1. Yeah, rice and sauce from the Chinese adn some Macaris chips too.

Godammit Ruu, I'm HUNGRY now.

TheZohanS

neuromancer wrote: »

Oh man I want a curry chips right now. I mean like a proper curry chips, maybe even a 3-in-1. Yeah, rice and sauce from the Chinese adn some Macaris chips too.

Godammit Ruu, I'm HUNGRY now.

Nah you want a nice tasty steak sandwich with onions and mushrooms, melt in the mouth. Might want to have that with a side of crispy french fries all washed down with some ice cold coca-cola.

Lord Nikon

Swap the onions for some pepper sauce, and swap the coca-cola for some Pepsi Max.

WIN

phasers

I'd love some cheesey Doritos and a cup of tea

Lord Nikon

I would love some Jalepeno flavoured McCoys chips right now

Notorious

Battered mars bar FTW

ElaElaElano

I was quietly confident that in fact the internet was just fine.

Then I logged on and saw a thread about the internet falling to pieces which quickly turned into food porn.

Yes, it's fcuked.

Cupcake_Crisis

At least we'll always have each other...

Run_to_da_hills

Its a wonder the Internet is falling a part. With state sponsored third party spy-ware programmes intercepting through all your Email and browsing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221839/State-spying-cost-200m-year-track-online-move.html

Lord Nikon

There intercepting all my filth the feckers. No wonder it's so slow.

Saibh

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Its a wonder the Internet is falling a part. With state sponsored third party spy-ware programmes intercepting through all your Email and browsing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1221839/State-spying-cost-200m-year-track-online-move.html

Don't think it's falling apart just yet, just need to put the pieces back together and all will be ok in the morning

orourkeda

A good pedal and crank and a mars bar and everything will be ok in the morning