Last to post: fifth to post wins

Toasty113

Post must be descriptive and at least 300 words long, and violent. Go!

joes girls

what??? you wanting a book, get over it, have some tickles instead!!!

RxQueen

i dont even have 300 words in my vocabulary!!

staker

301 words long.
fingers crossed!!:D

Toasty113

Throws 300 word book at JG 'get writing!'

Sarky

I win again if I just delete one other post.

RxQueen

i wanna win *pouts*

Sarky

I could delete two posts and make you fifth. What's it worth?

Toasty113

emo!! wrote: »

i wanna win *pouts*

There there emo!! *hugs*
*continues hugging while jumping off cliff*

RxQueen

ill sell you my soul


oh wait im ginger ..nevermind

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

Post must be descriptive and at least 300 words long, and violent. Go!

This is what you meant when you said you were spinning it off to help with your essays. Very well, I kill you now.
*Draws sword of ebon night and begins stalking Toasty 113. *
First we take a little off the sides, there's your left arm off. Now we even you up, there's the right arm. Looking a little long on the bottom there.
*Chops off both of Toasty's legs.*

Ghost Train

I think 300 letters would be a more realistic target, not that three hundred words is that long, but the thread definitely fails where the other older threads succeeded in that you have to think about what you are going to write so that you don't run into a dead end and then have nothing to finish the post with because the sentance you're writing would just end and you would be like this is not what i want to do with my life in the cuckoos nest, especially when the post count does not exist and basically this post will count as a big fat zero towards my overall post count and I don;t even want to win and whats the deal with Sarky and these never ending threads being locked, I miss Amp the way he used to be no existant and when he banned you it was for life unless your name was the rigger and you only posted because you didnt know where you were posting and then there was a vote and everybody lived happy ever after till amp when a bit nuts and then there was a void and then there was some other stuff and then I got bored and went and made a coffee and I'm sort of forgetting that this has to be a bit mean but I'm not violent and I havn't typed this quickly since forever and why didn't we have laptops when I was in college it would have made things so much more fun and easy and the computer labs sucked monkey balls but at least it was somewhere to hang out and I think I must getting close to that magic number so I better start to rap this up and think of an exit strategy

Toasty113

Ghost Train wrote: »

I think 300 letters would be a more realistic target, not that three hundred words is that long, but the thread definitely fails where the other older threads succeeded in that you have to think about what you are going to write so that you don't run into a dead end and then have nothing to finish the post with because the sentance you're writing would just end and you would be like this is not what i want to do with my life in the cuckoos nest, especially when the post count does not exist and basically this post will count as a big fat zero towards my overall post count and I don;t even want to win and whats the deal with Sarky and these never ending threads being locked, I miss Amp the way he used to be no existant and when he banned you it was for life unless your name was the rigger and you only posted because you didnt know where you were posting and then there was a vote and everybody lived happy ever after till amp when a bit nuts and then there was a void and then there was some other stuff and then I got bored and went and made a coffee and I'm sort of forgetting that this has to be a bit mean but I'm not violent and I havn't typed this quickly since forever and why didn't we have laptops when I was in college it would have made things so much more fun and easy and the computer labs sucked monkey balls but at least it was somewhere to hang out and I think I must getting close to that magic number so I better start to rap this up and think of an exit strategy

*pokes ghost train in the eye*