LAST TO POST ......INSULT,TICKLE AND SLAPS THREAD!!!

joes girls

WELL HERE IT IS YOU NO LIKEY START OVER, oops sorry for shouting, you must only use the tickle part to show your fondess for someone, not for tickling to death!
There has to be a bit of love!

And remember...."there can only be one"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQHVgs7CrSQ

Sarky

.

Neil Gaiman wrote:

Have you even been in love ?

Horrible, isn't it ?



It makes you so vulnerable.

It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up.

You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like "maybe we should just be friends" or "how very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination; not just in the mind, it's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

joes girls

Well there is still the slaps, and the insults will work well for you sarky!!!

homah_7ft

Joes Grils ( ) looks like your thread is fail of the month.

Here's a slap for making it :pac:

I've got a tickle for ya too though. Nothing like a bit of .... :eek:

Ghost Train

in before the lock

homah_7ft

what lock, this one should be thread of the year:)

Ghost Train

slaps some sense into homah

homah_7ft

Get back in your little thomas the tank and choo choo out of here.

Ghost Train

cheer up *tickle*

homah_7ft

would tickle back, but think i will save my tickles;)

A thread that we can slap, hurt, and bloody kill other posters, yet no wolf to be seen?

joes girls

Drags homah back from checkin out the ladies lounge, thats not a lady your checkin out!!!
Now stand before me and take your punishment, on your knees, lower your head, and lets make this easy!
Permit me to pull my sword, with even bigger blade.

homah_7ft

Are you going to chop my head of with your blade? Does that count as a slap? Homah goes for emergency tickling of JG to distract her from the blade for just long enough...

joes girls

Ha Ha funny little man, would take more than a little tickle to make me lower my sword!!!

homah_7ft

A tickle followed by surprise slap on the sword.

Sarky

You're cockslapping joes girls?

Meh. Carry on.

joes girls

Uses biggy sword to bobbitt sarky for implying that i would let any tiny mortal come anywhere near my face!!!

homah_7ft

Always knew JG wanted to keep a "special" momento of Sarky.

joes girls

I have mount ready for it, and a nice space on my wall above the fire!!!

homah_7ft

You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!

Hey, it's a kind of magic!


Your attack was no better then that of a clumsy child.

joes girls

There can be only one!
Homah your not the one!!!
you might be more suited to puddle cruiser!!!

Ghost Train

You've warn out your welcome at the top JG

holly1

Is this an insult thread?

joes girls

Holly you can do whatever you want in here,
but for now i just give you a little tickle to start your day off good!!!

kerash

holly1 wrote: »

Is this an insult thread?

I damn well hope not!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=484:eek:

/slaps jg, ticklish slaps;)

joes girls

Sets of bangers beside kerash, she jumps, starts to run thinkin its gun shots, runs holly down, doesnt stop! harpoons homah to a rock, does a belly dance infront of ghosty drivin him wild and he fall back to share homah's harpoon ......runs down the hill into the arms of sarky, and now the tickling can begin!!!

homah_7ft

I pull the harpoon out of Ghost and myself. Then attach a feather to the other end and tickle the daylights out of JG in revenge for even trying to kill us. Lastly I invite all the nesters round for a surprise fish supper. When ye all turn up (it is free food after all) I slap ye across the face with a big mackeral.

joes girls

Holds Homah down on the ground ......... now do i slap you with the mackeral, insult you by telling you, your face reminds me of a mackeral or just tickle you with the bloody mackeral,
Forget all the above i will just force feed you the smelly mackeral, and make you drown in your own fishy sick,NEVER bring the fish in here again!!!

homah_7ft

looks for tickle immunity vest. I left it here somewhere.

Deki

Have you found it yet homah?

joes girls

Thats well gone, no silly immunity around here!