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What would you call yourself?

  • 18-10-2009 9:41am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭


    So its the day after Z-day. You have survived against all the odds, you have a cosy little hiding place or are living it large on the open road, you've built up the cache of a few handy items, and your name is... Richard Swett. Is this a great opportunity to give yourself a new name more suitable to your status as a survivor of the zombie apocalypse?

    What would you call yourself?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Micky Dolenz, Last of the great lovers. Pleasure to meet you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Amhran Nua


    Micky Dolenz, Last of the great lovers.
    I thought that was Bruce "boom stick" Campbell, he even wrote a book about it! :eek:

    campbell05.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I would be Valmont of course!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    eh darragh or maybe sonic or columbus!!!

    actually thats a good question!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭NOGMaxpower


    Maxpower of course


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,276 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    I'd be Fr. Clint Power.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Futurism


    Definitely have a doctor title in there. Then maybe some feeling or emotion as my surname.

    Dr. Anger
    Dr. Pain
    etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    kromdar. but i would impart some sort of title to myself, like commander or something. or senior executice vice president or something.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Hi, I'm Thanatos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭Musashi


    Apparently it was all the go in the "old west" to give yourself a military title like Col. Jim Bowie*


    Maj. Accident?

    Gen. Disaster?

    or go with the classics, Krom, Krull, Cthulu.

    Nope, I have it. A friend of my wife has a husband called Morgan McKnight, I'm having that and raising you a Captaincy!


    Capt. Morgan McKnight, undead hordes slain, virgins deflowered, pillaging by appointment!




    *not suggesting that Bowie wasn't entitled to call himself that, it's an example.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    dead meat.... for clear reasons :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 irishmic


    i'd like to be called something cool like killer, slasher ,the animal but theres a good chance i'll end up been called zombie bait as in "look there goes zombie bait " or "quick send in zombie bait":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Well if Richard Swettis free then I'm havin it!

    I think I'll go with no name, try it out for a while. Be all mysterious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Kromdar


    find zombie celebrity - kill them - take their name.

    the race is on!

    first to kill bono wins!
    not that you'd necessarily want to take his name, but.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,394 ✭✭✭DakotaYoda


    Stump Hugelarge.... pleased to meet you.

    Or Bronc Drywall, Sledge Fisthammer.

    I would actually settle on Captain Rod Codpiece.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    Butch Bonecrusher, Rip Knucklebuster, Edd Decapitator or Mervin Humperdink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    murderface murderface or perhaps thunderbolt murderface.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    I'd be Evolute Zombiekill and I would be driving an old land rover army issue cause they last forever. That and whatever guns I have I would be happy out:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    Abhorsen (ab-or-sen)
    :D bit of a necromancer that takes down the dead instead of bringinthem up :) good times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Lucky :D


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  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe The Crippler Crowley.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Junior vice-president Valmont.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 Olterior


    Mclovin xD or Dante . I awlays liked Dante.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Kromdar wrote: »
    find zombie celebrity - kill them - take their name.

    the race is on!

    first to kill bono wins!
    not that you'd necessarily want to take his name, but.

    Do we have to wait til the TaxDodgin Midget Actually becomes a Zombie, or can we pre empt :D:D


    me I'd go for the Nameless mystery Stranger look

    I'd just be a Zombie killin machine in a Kevlar trenchcoat and Hat.

    Wimmins would Swoon, men would just feel inadequate in my prescence


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