Jamster

xzanti

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

SV

Look I was going out with a girl and I tested the love thing and it said we wouldn't get along but I DIDN'T LISTEN!

I was left at the altar by that bítch!

:(:(:(

Mint Sauce

xzanti wrote: »

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

theres idiots out there, and obviously enough to sustain them

Borneo Fnctn

And who's actually paying to talk to those slappers on the 900 channels on sky?

mikom

And don't get me started on those phone sex lines.
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis.

xzanti

mikom wrote: »

And don't get me started on those phone sex lines.
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis.

Whats the signal like on that?

junkyard

xzanti wrote: »

Whats the signal like on that?

It drops on a regular basis i'd say.:)

mikom

xzanti wrote: »

Whats the signal like on that?

Not bad, it's got one big drawback though..........

SoupyNorman

I just got this new Crazy Frog ring tone, I bet it'll be a hit.

Diabhal Beag

When you see Jamster is very much in the public eye you know that the world is full of idiots

Doctor DooM

In all seriousness, this is how most people sign up to Jamster:

*DooM is working away peacefully in an mobile phone shop. Random 50--60 year old comes in, full of thunder*

DooM: Can I help you?

Random fifty year old: You'd better! <insert network here> is a disgrace! they keep charging me extra money every week!!! Disgrace! Graceydis!

Ok, could you give me your information so I can check it out for you?

RFYO: Disgrace!! Terrible! I should write to the media!!! ...

*Eventually gets the information out of the customer, and contacts the network*. Madame, your phone has been signed up to a subscription service. Is there any chance-

RFYO- THATS RIDICULOUS! WHY WOULD I SIGN UP TO A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE! THATS RUBBISH! I'M GOING TO CONTACT REGT-

Madame, I was about to ask was there any chance someone else had been using your phone? Perhaps someone younger?

RFYO- WHY WOULD I GIVE A CHILD MY-

Perhaps one of your children borrowed your phone to "send a text"?

RFYO- DISGRA- Oh, actually, dreadfully, sorry, now that you mention it I gave my 8 year old daughter my phone for a few minutes last week...

Ricky91t

Play them off keyboard cat.

bleg

12,13,14 year old girls i'd say. yer man that owns it is a millionaire

donmeister

I use Jamster, and I think its great, sure its only €10 every four days like.......

Corkfeen

It makes most of its money of kids who have got their first phone. Snake is as far as my mobiling madness goes, still trying to finish it.

Clare Bear

I'm ashamed to say I did laugh at their recent ad where the girl gets left at the alter because she didn't believe the love match result from Jamster a few years earlier.

Other than that it's ridiculous at this stage, I didn't even think 14 year old girls were that stupid but someone must be buying them!

Sofaspud

Doctor DooM wrote: »

In all seriousness, this is how most people sign up to Jamster:

*DooM is working away peacefully in an mobile phone shop. Random 50--60 year old comes in


RFYO- DISGRA- Oh, actually, dreadfully, sorry, now that you mention it I gave my 8 year old daughter my phone for a few minutes last week...

Is this biologically possible?

Jet Black

I know why subscribe when you can get it all free from <snip> and all the free porn from <snip>
Also free hookers at <snip> and they will <snip> your <snip> and let you <snip> on their face.




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Elliemental

xzanti wrote: »

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

Chavs. They`re mind-bogglingly stupid, you know. They don`t see that they`re being ripped off. There should probably be laws against this kind of exploitation.

junkyard

Looks like <snip> is where it's all at.:) Would that be www.<snip>.com or www.<snip>.co.uk?

Jesus Juice

GET JAMSTER NOW!!!








€30per message received,if you want to stop this service,your fcuked

thee glitz

Sofaspud wrote: »

Is this biologically possible?

Yes

Doctor DooM

Sofaspud wrote: »

Is this biologically possible?

You can assume a 10 year variance on either side. Not considered good manners to irritate annoyed customers by asking them their age

Foxhound38

I remember a few years ago they would throw about 4 identical ads at you in the same break on some channels. Glad that finally seems to be over, by the end of it I swore that if I heard Crazy Frog or Tough Turtle or what have ya again my TV would be introduced to the business end of a bowling ball

SV

Foxhound38 wrote: »

my TV would be introduced to the business end of a bowling ball

but..it's a ball?

Foxhound38

SV wrote: »

but..it's a ball?

Exactly, no chance of the psychotic rage often felt after hearing the damn ringtone ad for the umpteenth time that day making you feck it up!

ScumLord

mikom wrote: »

Not bad, it's got one big drawback though..........

When you try to call a taxi with it after the pub you get arrested? hands free device doesn't work?

MistyCheese

It said my baby's perfect name would be "Samiwana" in August.

Then "Peterabo" in September.

"Alehundria" in October!

Baby was born in July We called it "Jamster"

The Volt

Girl you better check yo text

TheZohanS

Personally I think TheZohaniqa is a lovely name.

Next week they promise to have even better names....and a catchy toon for the christening.