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Barbie has cankles??

  • 17-10-2009 3:02pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭


    According to Louboutin- who is designing shoes for her 50th anniversary, Barbies' legs are too fat, calling them "cankles" so he's redesigning her legs to fit the shoes! wtf! She's already a terrible influence for body issues in young girls- but apparantly even Barbie can't reach that impossible level of perfection! Also, check out the part about sleepover Barbie having a diet book telling kids not to eat??? What is this world coming to?! :mad:
    Oh also link: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20091015/twl-barbie-s-legs-too-fat-for-louboutin-41f21e0.html


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    How charming of Mr. Louboutin. I'll be avoiding his shoes even if I'm offered them free, out of principle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Never mind the body issues, that is just plain sad. Get a feckin' life Louboutin!!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,463 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Lisa Lionheart ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    I wonder what picture Louboutin has in his mind of the perfect looking woman....she must be freaky looking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    In fairnest to the man, he knows how the ideal woman's legs should look since he sees so many.
    Also, 'too fat' here is clearly taken out of context; 'too fat in relation to the shoes' is what he said. It doesn't mean he thinks she has minging fat calves.

    And what's wrong with looking like Barbie anyway? naked_barbie_and_ken.jpg
    The real issue is the example being set by Ken. We're only men who like alcohol and eating, not fitness perfectionists!

    Also barbie-shes-got-some-nice-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    xzanti wrote: »
    Lisa Lionheart ftw

    Yes, but...New Hat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Lol
    In 1965, Slumber Party Barbie came with a book entitled How To Lose Weight, which advised children: "Don't eat".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    FFS, if people are looking to a piece of cheap plastic as a role model then they have bigger issues than weight concerns!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭Mayoegian


    Sure if children aspire to be like barbie, we've got a prob on our hands:
    18cm kids made solely of plastic-not good...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    We're only men who like alcohol and eating, not fitness perfectionists!


    As are we. But women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,684 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Poor ken... He'd never get a story published on his ankles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    But Barbie is the Litmus test for so called Perfection??? Maybe his shoes are just designed wrong???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Oh come on, he's only saying what we're all thinking. Barbies a hog.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Poor ken... He'd never get a story published on his ankles


    I wonder would Calvin Klein redisign his groinal area to fit his underwear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    WindSock wrote: »
    I wonder would Calvin Klein redisign his groinal area to fit his underwear.
    He might be calling for a bigger package...lol


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I chipped my front tooth chewing on barbies leg. :mad:
    Hack it off for all I care Louy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Ken is more proportional?

    I have a huge wang :D YES!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Mayoegian wrote: »
    Sure if children aspire to be like barbie, we've got a prob on our hands:
    18cm kids made solely of plastic-not good...
    Michael Jackson may disagree with you there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Ken is more proportional?

    I have a huge wang :D YES!
    Pssssst....Ken has no wang- just a bump.;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Pssssst....Ken has no wang- just a bump.;)


    I heard a rumour that that's why she divorced him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I heard a rumour that that's why she divorced him!
    lol could you blame her- apparantly she dumped him on valentines day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭almostnever


    The man is making shoes for a doll and we're expected to care what his opinions are of her "body"?
    Says it all really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Pssssst....Ken has no wang- just a bump.;)

    :D From the link further down the first page:
    And women might be justified in feeling more undermined by the Barbie phenomenon than men. Take Ken - Barbie's long-time model consort. When researchers at the University of South Australia scaled up Mr Barbie to life-size proportions, they concluded that the chances of a man having his body shape is one in 50.

    So he is more proportional. Ergo my big weiner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    Mattel has also been criticised for making Barbie too top-heavy, while studies have revealed her BMI is not healthy.

    Who the hell comes up with these studies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    Typical trash journalism. The guy says the barbie has fat ankles, which is true, because it's a doll and it's not as detailed as an actual human being. Fair observation.

    This is then interpreted as,

    "XXX designer says Barbie's ankles legs entire body is too fat!! OMG designers really just want young girls to starve themselves!!!

    Sensationalist muck like this just makes me sick. Journalism FAIL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Journalism FAIL

    Journalism FAIL,
    perhaps Designer-of-shoes-desperately-attempts-to-court-controversial-sensationalist-articles-especially-relating-to-his-new-product WIN??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    mudokon wrote: »
    Who the hell comes up with these studies?
    more importantly what are the figures for raggety ann? The obese cow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,684 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    WindSock wrote: »
    I wonder would Calvin Klein redisign his groinal area to fit his underwear.

    Don't see why not :pac:

    But ankles not really at the same importance level as groin

    If barbie was getting a wonder bra, it would make sense to adjust barbies boobs to reflect the effect a wonder bra would have. Not much point having a wonder bra barbie without the effect


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sindy had way better furniture...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Lads are pressured into having abs like Action Man :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 vwl


    yeah such a bad influence, do you know how many young girls wish to have massive shoulders and a puny head :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    sure, i heard barbie used to throw up after every meal....



    Sindy on the other hand, that bitch puts out...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Giant who cares. Barbie let herself go years ago, she's fifty ffs, of course she's gonna be more then a bit chunky!


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